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| Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer: 8:06am On Apr 24, 2015 |
N.B. The layman's way of expressing love. Nigerian artistes line of love. For the pretty ladies, you've probably heard one or all of this lame lines before. Now if my writeup below gets you, send me a private message, let's have a personal deliverance session. Hun? IfeBola mi 'The first I saw you, my heart and lungs got in a fighting fit. My heart beat so hard that I gasped for breath. Whoever did this must be an angel or a witch. You were so adorable that I stumbled with my mind, tripping for you. Like a witch, you casted a spell on that got me going crazy. Like an angel you got my mind dazing.' "No other lady does me this way, Your love is killing me, I say, I beg you, don't go away, Please be mine today I pray. I swear I'm going crazy tonight, Give me your heart, no fight, I'm in love with you, Let me spend my life with you. You are beautiful, I know, please don't play. Your body is sweet, its killing me slowly. No long thing o, be my sweetheart, I beg. I want you now I ll not let you go, I'll take your heart, I'll not let it go, The way you look at me, makes my heart to blow, And I swear to you, I'll be a gentleman." #Altarboy [Those are mine, Add yours] |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by jerryfunky(m): 8:07am On Apr 24, 2015 |
i can swear its more about urslf..........and dats basically ur pattern   |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by demmy0325(m): 8:08am On Apr 24, 2015 |
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| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by missbehave247(m): 8:14am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Guy: hi Girl: hi Guy: do you know that you are tempting me Girl: hia please ooo0 Guy: I will like you to stop tempting me Girl: as how nah Guy: by been my lover Girl: am not demon please, it only demon that tempt End result: could not sleep for days buh she later agree sha ooo0 and made me a pro in the game |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Nobody: 8:16am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Only novice use lines..... Just be friends and all will fall in place |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Mancity26(m): 8:21am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Dey dia they write lyrics...hustle and make money girls go dey toast u.. Only language naija girls believe is ''send me ur acct numba''. I dey hustle now..small time i go get six pack or even four pack for d main time |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer: 8:24am On Apr 24, 2015 |
missbehave247: Seriously? Lol. Its gonna be game over one day when you meet a girl whose mind is locked up on sweet words. |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer: 8:25am On Apr 24, 2015 |
starlingslimnet: You are right about that. I prefer friendship too. |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Nobody: 8:26am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Supported. It works all the time without much stress. starlingslimnet: |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer: 8:28am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Mancity26: Yes. Get rich and you'll stop asking girls out? Depends on the girl in question. Not all girls are taken with money. Intelligence does it too. What if Genevieve becomes your crush? Personally, I can't date a girl who dates me cause I'm rich! |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Emodeee: 8:31am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Out of d 26 alphabets, U and I should be 2gether@lagmostkuit. 1 Like |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by imbless: 8:33am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Guy:Hi girl Girl:What do u want? Guy:I want to love u Girl:lols |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by RapLawd(m): 9:03am On Apr 24, 2015 |
boys are not smiling.. anyway, money first, tactics later... friendship ends it all...just always have a strategic plan and a fall back or contingency plan in case your ball fail roll... 1 Like |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Doortun(m): 9:10am On Apr 24, 2015 |
While holding a coin (me): Hi! What are the chances of me getting a "head"? Girl: What? Hummnn that's nasty Me: I mean, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting of a head  |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Mancity26(m): 9:55am On Apr 24, 2015 |
penplayer:u no see pesin wey u talk? Genevieve...well i understand u but money still follow, see true luv..true luv na wit money o |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by jessejagga(m): 10:12am On Apr 24, 2015 |
I l♡ve U, oyah talk your own! |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by penplayer: 7:32pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Mancity26: Lol. you are right |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Nobody: 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
That "friends" shit don't work,you'll only end up being friendzoned for life. |
| Re: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by lolalizabetha(f): 4:39pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
missbehave247:looool. OK that was funny. Happens sha |
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