I was down on d island 'bout a week ago
I wanted to see 50 shades of grey,
so I held a cab and I headed down to silverbird cinema
They said they sold their last ticked the day before,
so I kinda just hung around the backstage door
and down the steps she came, men oh men...
My favourite female nairalander,
she waved her friends and headed for her car
Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat
She said, could you change my tire
I said your wish is my desire
As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bomber jack
She said I sure do appreciate you're changing my tire


If I told you who it was, You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her posting comments and recording voice notes, You'd think I was making it up
She said it was our little secret and my gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it anyway you wouldn't believe it, if I told you who it was...

She said you need a lift and I said well, you can drop me of at my place, so we headed down to my crib...
I told her I read all ur comments on NL ma'am,
she smiled and said well I be damned
She said, you're kind of cute fellar, wanna mess around?
When we got to my room just to be polite
I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight
She smiled at me and said what do you wanna hear?
Well if I was one of them country music folks
I'll tell you, she'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year...


If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was
You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her pictures on NL and heard her voice notes, You'd think I was making it up... She said it was our little secret and my gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it
Anyway you wouldn't believe it, if I told you who it was

Well I tell you this much,
when I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight
She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes,
took a deep breath and she sighed and said:
" O Lord" I'm just so proud to be here!"

if I told you who it was, You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her profile pictures and heard her voice notes, You'd think I was making it up
She said it was our little secret and my gully,
Oh I'm gonna keep it
Anyway you wouldn't believe it
If I told you who it was...


Thanks hun, sure it is gonna be our best kept secret...

who you saw isn't my problem bro

***Yawns***
Boring to the power of infinity. . .
Even a blind man would read this and sleep off

#lookin for anchor chain#



Sum madness can be as big as a ship

Sad peeps...


This section of d forum is freaking boring already, so adding another boring topic to d list isn't an offence...

How does dis solve d issue of fuel scarcity in Nigerian oil market...Story fr amadioha

*sips tea*

Coutsparrow check urself in today
We have free space

U need therapy honest .. 5 months will do . .
We have two therapist on call today. Do d needful we cnt b seeing topic like this early morning

Lala247:
Coutsparrow check urself in today
We have free space

U need therapy honest .. 5 months will do . .
We have two therapist on call today. Do d needful we cnt b seeing topic like this early morning

Lala247, it ain't my fault, this section is dry as hell... So me posting a topic dat falls along dat line shouldn't be seen as a sin... And please why do people always join d bandwagon


Many of u don't have a mind of ur own, assuming d first comment was encouraging in a way, y'all will follow suit... no pun intended

countsparrow:



Lala247, it ain't my fault, this section is dry as hell... So me posting a topic dat falls along dat line shouldn't be seen as a sin... And please why do people always join d bandwagon


Many of u don't have a mind of ur own, assuming d first comment was encouraging in a way, y'all will follow suit... no pun intended

Lol many = not me
I never follow , im one person hun anything i type coming from me. Hence y i said that .. U see ur getting emotional now oya come lets talk. Its true bored leads ppl to this

Oshogbo weed bad die....

abeg anybody here know how much is original nokia battery?
dem tif my battery last night

Like I gve a hoot of who u saw ..mcteww

Lala247:


Lol many = not me
I never follow , im one person hun anything i type coming from me. Hence y i said that .. U see ur getting emotional now oya come lets talk. Its true bored leads ppl to this

... I was just having fun Lala, almost all wat I wrote up der is a lyric to a song, I just felt like putting up a meaningless thread like many others do... So u see, many comments ere don't affect me and I won't get emotional over trivial issues...

pretydiva:
Like I gve a hoot of who u saw ..mcteww

Get d fuq outta ere, who knows u
U can always ignore if u have nothing sensible to say...

countsparrow:


... I was just having fun Lala, almost all wat I wrote up der is a lyric to a song, I just felt like putting up a meaningless thread like many others do... So u see, many comments ere don't affect me and I won't get emotional over trivial issues...

Lol dats my guy.. I knew u were joking . Was like wetin do sparrow today men
Neway hope ur day is going ok

Lala247:


Lol dats my guy.. I knew u were joking . Was like wetin do sparrow today men
Neway hope ur day is going ok

Yeah, thanks and I hope u are having a splendid time too...

Lala247 my heartthrob...

countsparrow:


Yeah, thanks and I hope u are having a splendid time too...

Lala247 my heartthrob...

Yea lol just schooling some guys lol
U know me hater just dey follow me sha ni

Lala247:


Yea lol just schooling some guys lol
U know me hater just dey follow me sha ni

Direct me to d thread, make I come laff small...

countsparrow:


Direct me to d thread, make I come laff small...

Countssparrow, why did you leave yabaleft?