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[serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Apr 29, 2015

OK, I'll start by me.

This 1 is from my girlfriend, she said

"Money cant buy love "
Then i asked her if she loved me, she replied yes, she said I had this special charm that makes her blush when ever she sees me.

I asked her what if i was and aboki shoemaker, would she have fall for that my charm if I had approach her?
Bae went mute.. Lolz

Another 1.
My friend, a die hard fan of gej.
After buharis victory was announced, he said

<b>Nigeria is a disease, not a country. I saw a documentary"</b>

From another friend.

""If light is the fastest thing in the universe, then how come it takes so long for the sun to rise"

From gej.

"Stealing is not corruption"

Another 1
Was discussing with some guys in a beer parlour

"Someone in the middle of a group said that the only reason that it's illegal to have sex with goats is that it can produce mutant offspring. The two other people nodded in agreement. I didn't correct him, I just walked away."

From my crush, we went on a date... In the middle of sweet discussion, she paused for a while and said

""Isn't it crazy how God made buildings bigger than people?"
First and last date with her."

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by jamex93(m): 12:00am On Apr 30, 2015

d guy for dey ball goat b dat na

no b him fault na beer dey talk

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Pinkiedearie(f): 12:00am On Apr 30, 2015

Hhahahahah..very funny

Mine was:
My friend in school calling me out my exam hall just to ask if the rice we cooked that morning was still remaining..

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by demmy0325(m): 12:01am On Apr 30, 2015

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by meimoks(f): 12:03am On Apr 30, 2015

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Rilwayne001: 12:04am On Apr 30, 2015

Temitemi said "GEJ till 2019" he also said "fayose my role model, gej my hero"
Wtf! Very stupiid of him undecided

Next.

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by sinaj(f): 12:06am On Apr 30, 2015

um...um...erm

ma brain doesnt wnt to boot embarassed

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:12am On Apr 30, 2015

jamex93:

d guy for dey ball goat b dat na

no b him fault na beer dey talk

Haha, I d tell u

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:16am On Apr 30, 2015

sinaj:
um...um...erm

ma brain doesnt wnt to boot

Then take the empty watermelon out of here pleasssssee kiss

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:18am On Apr 30, 2015

Rilwayne001:
Temitemi said "GEJ till 2019" he also said "fayose my role model, gej my hero"

Wtf! Very stupiid of him

Next.

Lol, there is no next≥ just continue

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:20am On Apr 30, 2015

Pinkiedearie:
Hhahahahah..very funny

Mine was:
My friend in school calling me out my exam hall just to ask if the rice we cooked that morning was still remaining..

Hahaha this is so not funny like wtf?

But h try sha.
NNice 1 next≥ please

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:31am On Apr 30, 2015

jboy73:
OK, I'll start by me.

This 1 is from my girlfriend, she said

"Money cant buy love "
Then i asked her if she loved me, she replied yes, she said I had this special charm that makes her blush when ever she sees me.

I asked her what if i was and aboki shoemaker, would she have fall for that my charm if I had approach her?
Bae went mute.. Lolz

Another 1.
My friend, a die hard fan of gej.
After buharis victory was announced, he said

<b>Nigeria is a disease, not a country. I saw a documentary"</b>

From another friend.

""If light is the fastest thing in the universe, then how come it takes so long for the sun to rise"

From gej.

"Stealing is not corruption"

Another 1
Was discussing with some guys in a beer parlour

"Someone in the middle of a group said that the only reason that it's illegal to have sex with goats is that it can produce mutant offspring. The two other people nodded in agreement. I didn't correct him, I just walked away."

From my crush, we went on a date... In the middle of sweet discussion, she paused for a while and said

""Isn't it crazy how God made buildings bigger than people?"
First and last date with her."

guy ur crew dull sha

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Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 12:36am On Apr 30, 2015

sylvalord:
guy ur crew dull sha

Hahahaha.

I get many crew.

Read from behind bro.
Toidi

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by cyprus000: 12:37am On Apr 30, 2015

[size=15pt]I had this school son.
Back then in secondary school.. Any FSTC in here?

I asked him to position our hostel tank,by the fence,so we could get water from the other hostel.
I was setting under a mango tree inspecting his work,when he suddenly stopped rolling the tank,touched a certain part and smelt it.
I asked him wat he was doing.

And the reply he could come up with was "senior Senate.I see somtin lyk shit for the body of the tank.na him I touch am to smell whether na shitt they the body,so I go clean am bfor them pump water.

I was lyk WTF.
Bfor I could say jark,a fellow roomate by the name "paparrazi"..a chronic bully.
Decended on the poor boy

I hard to plead on his behalf,bcs the beating was too much for him

It still beat my imagination,wat he was thinking,wen he did dat[/size]

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by kambili999(f): 12:49am On Apr 30, 2015

I really don't know how Idi Amin said it. but he exalted himself.

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by sinaj(f): 12:59am On Apr 30, 2015

jboy73:

Then take the empty watermelon out of here pleasssssee

u r crazy o!!!

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by sinaj(f): 1:01am On Apr 30, 2015

jboy73:

Then take the empty watermelon out of here pleasssssee

u de craze o! lol

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by LEvuls(m): 1:59am On Apr 30, 2015

jboy73:

Then take the empty watermelon out of here pleasssssee

na my bae Sinaj u de talk to like that grin

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Mhizkel(f): 2:47am On Apr 30, 2015

He: I can die for you baby..Please be mine!
MhizKel: Get a life dude, i don't need anyone to die for me..Jesus Christ already did!

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by amokeme(f): 2:56am On Apr 30, 2015

'if you bring it to him, he will DID it for you very well" grin

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 5:52am On Apr 30, 2015

I prefer carbohydrate to rice: Fyn chik for that matta ooo

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by 2thpick: 6:33am On Apr 30, 2015

My ex looked into my face and said - " I want to have your baby I know it will have the intelligence of the mother and cute eyes of the father " shoro ni yen I just wish y'all can experience what she calls intelligence

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 10:54am On Apr 30, 2015

2thpick:
My ex looked into my face and said - " I want to have your baby I know it will have the intelligence of the mother and cute eyes of the father " shoro ni yen I just wish y'all can experience what she calls intelligence

Lols.. So your gf was itiboribo?

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 10:55am On Apr 30, 2015

Lacomus:
I prefer carbohydrate to rice: Fyn chik for that matta ooo

Hahabababababab

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 30, 2015

amokeme:
'if you bring it to him, he will DID it for you very well"

Hahaba

Re: [serious]what Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Some1 Say With Confidece? by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 30, 2015

sinaj:

u de craze o! lol

Mumurian

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