omonnakoda:
Avoid the Lagoon or anyone that wants to lead you to the lagoon. Avoid Eb.......s

abs broda

[quote
author=KashyBaby post=33508615]Ooohh tnxxx for this infos....this will
help me a lot when i go to Nigeria soon [/quote]My friend before before.

Bifwoli:
Oh gosh,that means Yorubaland is a no go area with all that craziness,thuggery,disorder,garbage and chaos.

I'd rather visit Port Hacourt or Enugu where folks are civilized.

Be patient and write during calm period now, I know your lucidity is a persistent one.

Octaves:
most of these these things you listed also apply to Onitsha and Aba.

bros Aba own worse pass........d placy is damn crazy

Lagos is a nice place to be, but this post isn't the true picture of Lagos. If I may ask what about other States?

KashyBaby:
Ooohh tnxxx for this infos....this will help me a lot when i go to Nigeria soon

No matter how aware/prepared you are, you would always pay your dues in Lagos!

Oo le escape e!

KashyBaby:
Ooohh tnxxx for this infos....this will help me a lot when i go to Nigeria soon

They are even on nairaland
Avoid them too
#Running for my life!!!

Benfaco:


They are even on nairaland
Avoid them too
#Running for my life!!!

For sure.

You have to learn omo it's terminologies like

Ogbeni ja danu

O shiere ni

Baba e ti san Lori

Sho fe ku? Fun mi ni change mi!

Ma fi eshe fo gbogbo eyin e o!

Twale!! E ma se yen!

Officer abeg na, I don late etc!!!

menix:
* Be mindful of road users: if u com frm ur village were u look only left before crossing d road ur name nah USU(bat).
In lagos u mst look left, right, back Anoda left, right then finally look up else nah Igbobi hospital get u...

* If u your sugar mummy or daddy buy u expensive phone, pls lagos is not a place to flaunt such on d road cous wen u intend cutting d call after conversation u did find out u ve got only d phone pouch..

* Avoid an okada being driven by a northerner except u ve written ur wish..

* if u drive pls avoid this set of people called LASTMA, cous Doz fellow re govt. Licensed robbers..

am laffing

catice:
Some Lagosians are just crazy and there's little or nothing you can do to avoid some ugly situations.
About 8 years ago I got an employment with a financial institution in Marina. I bought a HP smart phone back then, and this phone took about half of my salary.
I hunged the phone below my belt and set out to go home at the close of business one fateful day. It was about 6pm in the evening. When I got to CMS, a guy walked up to me. I initially tot he wanted to say something meaningful. He grabbed my left leg and said" abi make dem carry you go your village" I was angry and I asked he why he did that nonsense and all that. He apologized immidiately and crossed to the other side of the road. I paused for a while to figure out what happened. Lo and behold my phone was gone and my pouch was still firmly locked. That was d first time I payed my dues! How else could I have been careful in Lagos?

Yu fall hand guy where u from come. even Yenagoa weh na small city sef Yu no fit try dah kain tin. If this is how some people behave n lag then you'll be calling the place dangerous for no reason. Chaii I shame for u.