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Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by DanceVille: 5:47pm On May 11, 2015
DanceVille:
If isn't obvious already, guys and girls lie about very different things.So, here are my Top ten lies that Nigerian Girls tell their boyfriend..

1. I Don't Mind You Looking At Other Girls:
Guys, don't be stupid of course she minds! She doesn't need to hear about how hot that girl is from the hunger games - unless you never want to get laid again, then yeah, sure, go on, say it.I dare you.Here's an advice; when hanging out with your girl, don't discuss about how hot other girls are because your girl will be very disappointed - and that's not good.
2. I Love Everything About You:
Yeah, right! So she loves the way you smell after football game? Or the way you throw your socks around? Maybe she just loves it when you burp in her face...Then fart!.
3. I Don't Have Transport Money:
Imagine a girl that has up to #10,000 in her purse, still lying she doesn't has T-fare..
4. I Don't Have Credit:
Seee Lie, some even do it to the extent of sending "Please send me credit" while she has up to #500 in her line account.
5. I don't like Sex:Hmm! She's absolutely lying..Girls love sex more than Guys..True fact!
6. I'm not ready for a Boyfriend:Guys, I'm sorry, but if you hear this - it's over!.This is her way of dumping you as nicely as she can.So, be a gentleman and let her go because what she's really saying is, "I don't like you anymore".
You smell.Stop calling me.
7. I can cook: Guys, beware! Not all Naija girls can cook..Except if you want to be Mr. Bigg's eating husband.Be wise!.
8. I have a problem in my school and my dad either just lost his job or has many things on his mind, can you please send me money:She just wanna use the money for another thing...Naija girls sha!
9. I don't Bleach: Hmm! Lol! She don't bleach, just her natural colour coming out...Guys run for that girl, she ugly than a "Chipmunk"...
10. Guys add yours...
DanceVille.
Cc:lalasticlala
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Freciprocal: 5:47pm On May 11, 2015
I am fine!

I don't know

I have never nor would I cheat on u

That was f***ing great wink
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by DaZion(m): 5:54pm On May 11, 2015
I don't av money to cum to ur place, wuld u pls send me a recharge card so I myt sell it..
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by falconey(m): 5:55pm On May 11, 2015
Freciprocal:
Wash

do you have anything better up there?
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by pyyxxaro: 5:57pm On May 11, 2015
LAI MOHAMMED's daughter must be one of them

Its runs in the Blood tongue


Abeg make una nor attack me o , I never chop today

#RunningToOtuoke# cry
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Freciprocal: 5:57pm On May 11, 2015
falconey:


do you have anything better up there?

I can hardly hear ur voice down there... undecided
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by ggrin(f): 5:59pm On May 11, 2015
Falconey have mercy on me cry







Falconey omo oro gringringrin
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by SuperSuave(m): 5:59pm On May 11, 2015
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OP, most of your points are not proven, some lack the right highlight to buttress them.
"I don't bleach, I can cook"
the evidence of bleaching is glaring for charp guys and a lady saying she can cook doesn't mean she's lying, Just ask her to prepare stew for you, her nyansh go open like fowl's rump if she's lyinggrin
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Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by tohpahz(f): 6:02pm On May 11, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by ireneony(f): 6:09pm On May 11, 2015
undecided all these recycled topics
guys creating lists even when they can't abide by them
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by xpac01(m): 6:09pm On May 11, 2015
Only learners fall for this lies.
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by xynerise: 6:10pm On May 11, 2015
The stereotype on Nigerian girls is damn excessive.
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Rapsodee(m): 6:16pm On May 11, 2015
You mean a girl can't tell you she is not ready for a boyfriend and be true?
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by demmy0325(m): 6:18pm On May 11, 2015
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Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by jumper524(m): 6:19pm On May 11, 2015
Op u dey talk true ur head dey dere
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 11, 2015
So what's the sense in this now?
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 11, 2015
Rapsodee:
You mean a girl can't tell you she is not ready for a boyfriend and be true?
When a gal say she is not ready for a relationship she is saying I want a relationship with you.... Talking from experience
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by brize(m): 6:24pm On May 11, 2015
Someone should tell me why i so much hate booking space
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by komzyb(f): 6:26pm On May 11, 2015
SuperSuave:
[size=13pt]*reading*
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OP, most of your points are not proven, some lack the right highlight to buttress them.
the evidence of bleaching is glaring for charp guys and a lady saying she can cook doesn't mean she's lying, Just ask her to prepare stew for you, her nyansh go open like fowl's rump if she's lyinggrin
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why stew?
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by brize(m): 6:28pm On May 11, 2015
pyyxxaro:
LAI MOHAMMED's daughter must be one of them

Its runs in the Blood tongue


Abeg make una nor attack me o , I never chop today

#RunningToOtuoke# cry
abeg greet that two jobless trekkers for me ok..... Thanks

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Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by komzyb(f): 6:29pm On May 11, 2015
Mtcheeeew...crap
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by SuperSuave(m): 6:34pm On May 11, 2015
komzyb:
why stew?

[size=13pt]I'm talking from experience miss, if she can prepare a great stew without too much or less of any ingredient then she can really cook[/size]
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by komzyb(f): 6:36pm On May 11, 2015
SuperSuave:


[size=13pt]I'm talking from experience miss, if she can prepare a great stew without too much or less of any ingredient then she can really cook[/size]
ok sir...its understood
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by Rapsodee(m): 6:37pm On May 11, 2015
starlingslimnet:
When a gal say she is not ready for a relationship she is saying I want a relationship with you.... Talking from experience
Abi nah,the main thing is

Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by hatux: 8:18pm On May 11, 2015
No 5 true... grin
Re: Some Lies Nigerian Girls Tell Their Boyfriend by DanceVille: 4:28pm On May 12, 2015
lol! Some girls are forming to admit the truth..

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