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12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Ndyson(m): 7:27am On May 12, 2015 |
12 wrong things Guys check before marrying a g Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things. These has led many guys into a life-time of regret .Lets examine and burst them one by one: 1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If youmarry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96 2: Size : they often ask; is she Lepa (slim).They are crazy about Lepa. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that Lepa girl will later look like her orobo (fat) mummy. If you dont like the present look of her mum, you better dont marry her. 3: Big Butt : Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys. 4: Pointed breasts : Will her breast remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Dont go for breast, go for the best. 5: Tooth gap : Eji Jo rice.Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny. 6: she dress sexy : A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a gala whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY but a PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY Be wise guy. 7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you wont. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk. 8: Rich parents : So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and dont forget Iro and buba. 9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid. 10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread. 11: Beauty : A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Dont ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, dont marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable. 12: Bed expertise : She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base Your life Upon- Please add your own |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by falconey(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2015 |
number3 is not wrong but super right! If I can't check butt size in a lady what else to check? |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by alnino94(m): 7:29am On May 12, 2015 |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by DanceVille: 7:30am On May 12, 2015 |
Tell me more.. *Modified* If we don't do all this, then who will? Xpecially ur number 3 and 4.... |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by peeparty(m): 7:32am On May 12, 2015 |
omo bigbutt/compatibility |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Pheals(f): 7:32am On May 12, 2015 |
Submitting religiously beauty that what i check so op not all guys do this...well that maybe what u check |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by babyfaceafrica: 7:37am On May 12, 2015 |
What do you mean wrong? To each his own..everybody has his preferance when it comes to women....even those of us who want intellect and meekness also like the barca and chelsea..I mean we want it!! |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by CountDracula(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2015 |
So wat ure sayin is I shud marry someone dats nt physically attractive because she might stop being physically attractive after a while? lol. Stvpid topic, u shud hav said I shudnt buy my fine fone because it wil loose its beauty after a few years... |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by mentorandfriend(m): 7:40am On May 12, 2015 |
Op, dont copy if you if dont know how to paste. See how the article looks disjointed. What an eyesore! No offence. |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by switstiv(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2015 |
some point no sense making |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by IamOpemipo(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2015 |
Wat shall it profit a man to marry a woman wt Godly character with a flat ass and chest.. No Yansh no Glory bro Btw, u can stl gt a Godly woman with 80percent of the above mentioned by the OP. |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by PunkyOh(f): 7:42am On May 12, 2015 |
lol @ #5. Didn't know they were "hot" property. They can go either way though imo. Some tooth gaps can be cute & attractive, just as long as they don't look like a coin slot or like there's a tooth missing, it's all good. |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Hersexynez(f): 7:43am On May 12, 2015 |
make your choice but don't cheat on her later... |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 7:47am On May 12, 2015 |
What dumb post? if I don't check all these, what else do you what me to check? or you want me to looking at another man's wife Big yanshh? abegi oo |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Dotwillis1(m): 8:13am On May 12, 2015 |
Before marrying? Do you just marry like that? ...Anyway, if a girl aint gat big butt, I can't even approach her talkless of being in a relationship together |
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