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12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Ndyson(m): 7:27am On May 12, 2015
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Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things. These has led many guys into a life-time of regret .Lets examine and burst them one by one:

1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If youmarry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96

2: Size : they often ask; is she Lepa (slim).They are crazy about Lepa. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that Lepa girl will later look like her orobo (fat) mummy. If
you dont like the present look of her mum,
you better dont marry her.

3: Big Butt : Very wrong! How will you choose
a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is
even an heavy load to her, big but its just a
big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent
septic tank. Is that what you want to marry?
Wise up guys.

4: Pointed breasts : Will her breast remain
pointed after raising three children? Never!
Dont go for breast, go for the best.

5: Tooth gap : Eji Jo rice.Quite funny, you
want to marry a lady without character just
because she has a gap in her teeth, she may
end up creating gap in your life and destiny.

6: she dress sexy : A great woman will dress
to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see
a gala whose nylon has been removed, will
you buy it? if she is exposing her breast,
cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to
see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY but
a PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY Be wise
guy.

7: Cat walking: you want to marry her
because she is cat-walking, sorry you wont.
She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in
Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.

8: Rich parents : So, you are a gold digger! If
you marry her because of her rich parents
and her parents begin to feed you and your
family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just
stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing
Skirt and blouse and dont forget Iro and
buba.

9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because
her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness,
wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long
hair and do one million braid.

10: British and USA Passport: Many guys
are looking for these; any lady that carries
British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men
who are generation of Esau, those who are
ready to sell their future and destiny for a
morsel of bread.

11: Beauty : A whole lots of beautiful ladies
are without discretion. Dont ever marry a
lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade,
character will last. If she dress well but do
not act well, dont marry her.If you do, she
will make your life miserable.

12: Bed expertise : She is very good in bed,
very hot,very acrobatic that was what a guy
told his mentor who ask him why he wanted
to marry a lady who kept on cheating on
him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother.
Funny as it is, many guys are making life
long decision based on this. I think getting
married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and
gymnastic is what you want to base Your life Upon-

Please add your own
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by falconey(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2015
tongue number3 is not wrong but super right!


If I can't check butt size in a lady what else to check?
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by alnino94(m): 7:29am On May 12, 2015
cool
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by DanceVille: 7:30am On May 12, 2015
Tell me more..
*Modified*
If we don't do all this, then who will? Xpecially ur number 3 and 4....
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by peeparty(m): 7:32am On May 12, 2015
omo bigbutt/compatibility
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Pheals(f): 7:32am On May 12, 2015
Submitting
religiously
beauty
that what i check so op not all guys do this...well that maybe what u check
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by babyfaceafrica: 7:37am On May 12, 2015
What do you mean wrong? To each his own..everybody has his preferance when it comes to women....even those of us who want intellect and meekness also like the barca and chelsea..I mean we want it!!
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by CountDracula(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2015
So wat ure sayin is I shud marry someone dats nt physically attractive because she might stop being physically attractive after a while? undecided lol. Stvpid topic, u shud hav said I shudnt buy my fine fone because it wil loose its beauty after a few years...
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by mentorandfriend(m): 7:40am On May 12, 2015
Op, dont copy if you if dont know how to paste. See how the article looks disjointed. What an eyesore! No offence.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by switstiv(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2015
some point no sense making
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by IamOpemipo(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2015
Wat shall it profit a man to marry a woman wt Godly character with a flat ass and chest..

No Yansh no Glory bro

Btw, u can stl gt a Godly woman with 80percent of the above mentioned by the OP.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by PunkyOh(f): 7:42am On May 12, 2015
lol @ #5. Didn't know they were "hot" property. They can go either way though imo. Some tooth gaps can be cute & attractive, just as long as they don't look like a coin slot or like there's a tooth missing, it's all good.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Hersexynez(f): 7:43am On May 12, 2015
make your choice but don't cheat on her later...
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 7:47am On May 12, 2015
What dumb post?
if I don't check all these, what else do you what me to check?
or you want me to looking at another man's wife Big yanshh?

abegi oo
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Dotwillis1(m): 8:13am On May 12, 2015
Before marrying? Do you just marry like that?


...Anyway, if a girl aint gat big butt, I can't even approach her talkless of being in a relationship together

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