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Poll: Hello peeps, rate your Valentine's day?

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normal: 33% (5 votes)
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Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 11:54am On Feb 09, 2009
Mine is as follows: tongue

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone
wait for her at the entrance gate *of course to prevent her funny father*
get her into my tortoise car *that I borrowed from my richest friend*
and drive of to Lagos Island *where things are happening*
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC,
Take her back to her house
Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep. undecided

hmmmm. . . dat makes my day grin

Oya drop yours
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by clemcykul(f): 1:15pm On Feb 09, 2009
lol
but i dont believe in valentine crap.
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by romsky: 1:20pm On Feb 09, 2009
will go for confession i really nid it
show repentance by cleaning the church so God can wash me tu
wash my clothes got heap of dirty undies
watch wrestling i nid to get tensed 4 relaxatn
remeber to toast st.valentine d man who died to prove luv does exist

wat else i cant recollect 4 now
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by cvibe: 1:26pm On Feb 09, 2009
Another one?
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by mukina2: 1:27pm On Feb 09, 2009
clemcykul:

lol
but i dont believe in valentine crap.
same here grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by PeeDaVinci: 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2009
@poster

just want to make sure that you mean the valentines day without sex as you described!!!
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 1:34pm On Feb 09, 2009
see bad mind above me grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Gabry(f): 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2009
Lomade and Ben, nice ones.  grin

As for me, wake up at 5am and wake my handsome up for his morning exercise. I go and shower, blow dry my hair, make up while my handsome go take a shower.

He comes out and helps me put on my Corsett (or how do you spell it?) than I put on my new dress. Than he put on his new clothes. We see if theres anything wrong with each other and give each other a final touch.

We get into the car and drive to church.

I take deep breaths while my babe sits at the congregation and I sit at the choir area. And I do a few vocal exercises. La di da La di da. Its my sister's wedding and Im singing.  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed

After that we take alot of pictures and we have a small cocktail reception. Than I get home, quickly dress into my working clothes and together with my babe we go to the Function hall where the wedding dinner will be held. I do few rounds and see my checklist to ensure that everything is in order from the performers to the caterers to the table seatings to the PA Syste, the sound system, the Projectors. When all is in tip top, I will brief the usherers on what to do.

la di da ladi da ldi da  undecided

Night time is the Wedding receoption. Dragon dance will be the introduction to the performances. Than there will be modern dancing and traditional dancing and than I will be singing for the first dance on the bride and groom. ARGHHHHH! I feel like puking just thinking about it!!!  shocked embarassed  lipsrsealed Singing All The Way . . . SHAIT!  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed

And then there will be  a free dancing at the end and then one session of dance Ill be singing again!  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed Pon de Replay - . . . embarassed lipsrsealed

And than its over !
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by engraro: 1:38pm On Feb 09, 2009
Am not sure yet until friday evening, so i will share mine on thursday because my one and only is in Ibadan and am in Lagos
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by mukina2: 1:39pm On Feb 09, 2009
gabrywyl:

Lomade and Ben, nice ones.  grin

As for me, wake up at 5am and wake my handsome up for his morning exercise. I go and shower, blow dry my hair, make up while my handsome go take a shower.

He comes out and helps me put on my Corsett (or how do you spell it?) than I put on my new dress. Than he put on his new clothes. We see if theres anything wrong with each other and give each other a final touch.

We get into the car and drive to church.

I take deep breaths while my babe sits at the congregation and I sit at the choir area. And I do a few vocal exercises. La di da La di da. Its my sister's wedding and Im singing.  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed

After that we take alot of pictures and we have a small cocktail reception. Than I get home, quickly dress into my working clothes and together with my babe we go to the Function hall where the wedding dinner will be held. I do few rounds and see my checklist to ensure that everything is in order from the performers to the caterers to the table seatings to the PA Syste, the sound system, the Projectors. When all is in tip top, I will brief the usherers on what to do.

la di da ladi da ldi da  undecided

Night time is the Wedding receoption. Dragon dance will be the introduction to the performances. Than there will be modern dancing and traditional dancing and than I will be singing for the first dance on the bride and groom. ARGHHHHH! I feel like puking just thinking about it!!!  shocked embarassed  lipsrsealed Singing All The Way . . . SHAIT!  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed

And then there will be  a free dancing at the end and then one session of dance Ill be singing again!  shocked  embarassed  lipsrsealed Pon de Replay - . . . embarassed lipsrsealed

And than its over !



Otiooooo shocked shocked
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by romsky: 1:41pm On Feb 09, 2009
ur mouth will soon tear upward
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by sylve11: 2:04pm On Feb 09, 2009
Ben20001:

Mine is as follows: tongue

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone
wait for her at the entrance gate *of course to prevent her funny father*
get her into my tortoise car *that I borrowed from my richest friend*
and drive of to Lagos Island *where things are happening*
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC,
Take her back to her house
Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep. undecided

hmmmm. . . dat makes my day grin

Oya drop yours

suffer head grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 2:20pm On Feb 09, 2009
I say drop yours na cheesy
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by deebrain(m): 2:58pm On Feb 09, 2009
The way we celebrate Valentines day here really worries me.
You see gurls all looking the way they did look in those christmas periods and guys, oh guys, ready to do them while they burn their pockets.
It should however be for those WHO ARE ALREADY COUPLES AND NOT THOSE AWAITING COUPLESHIP!!!!!

If there was something i would have loved for valentines day, it would be something similar to "temptation island" on STV made compulsory to all couples to test that their love.
That program-very nice though-is indeed an eye opener.
I encourage couples to watch it.

Happy Vals Day in Advance.
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by dani1luv: 3:09pm On Feb 09, 2009
clemcykul:

lol
but i dont believe in valentine crap.
mukina2:

same here grin
same here grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by popegirl(f): 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2009
dani1luv:

same here grin

i'll say i dont believe in it tu, cos i don't have a date grin

will just watch film sad
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by popegirl(f): 3:41pm On Feb 09, 2009
sylve11:

suffer head grin

But Ben, you no try at all ooo
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by dani1luv: 3:43pm On Feb 09, 2009
popegirl:

i'll say i dont believe in it tu, cos i don't have a date grin
will just watch film sad

See as POPE dey lie shocked
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 3:46pm On Feb 09, 2009
popegirl no be pope angry

she no get date na

na wa for you o angry
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 3:48pm On Feb 09, 2009
dani, drop your valentine's day agenda and stop disturbing this thread or go sell your okro tongue
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by dani1luv: 4:05pm On Feb 09, 2009
YES SIR?


But Fashola has banned Child Abuse dated :- January 01 2009 tongue
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Nobody: 4:12pm On Feb 09, 2009
Anyone know of a better hang out zone for val?

cross out TFC - been there a bazzilion times
cross out Silverbird - dem sabi us for dia
cross out beach - will be boring with just 2

please let me have ur suggestions, i need 2 spend less than 7k.
Thanks
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by clemcykul(f): 4:24pm On Feb 09, 2009
stingy guy, why not take ur babe to iya basira

aka gum grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by toosoon(m): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2009
webdezzi:

Anyone know of a better hang out zone for val?

cross out TFC - been there a bazzilion times
cross out Silverbird - dem sabi us for dia
cross out beach - will be boring with just 2

please let me have ur suggestions, i need 2 spend less than 7k.
Thanks

7k too small, well you can use it to buy some bunch of bananas and pay a drop to any ZOO or Museum and give those bananas to the Monkeys, show love to monkeys.com grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by YarisMan(m): 4:37pm On Feb 09, 2009
I pledge to my lover
that i shall take her to watch Ijakadi (local wrestling) and play Ayo olopon(game)
from there we will go to Eat a  delicious Pounded Yam and Roasted  Bush Meat, drink some palm wine, and retire home to do d rest.So help me God. cheesy
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13: 4:38pm On Feb 09, 2009
good pledge grin *Ben prays you keep to it


I'm still expecting how you guys will spend your valentine's day o
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by allboyz(m): 4:44pm On Feb 09, 2009
M e i no know yet o0o. . .Rabba No dey . .

Lets see what my GF will do . . .afterall no be only me they gbadun the Love . . . tongue
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by toosoon(m): 4:55pm On Feb 09, 2009
@ topic,
i will be in Pointe Noire,Congo on official assignment, this will be an excuse not to celebrate it. wink i am not a fan of Valentine grin grin grin
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by babanell: 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2009
a fat man ask himself wether to fall in love or not the only reply he got is that he should wait till the day of valin :Dtine
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Nobody: 5:24pm On Feb 09, 2009
@clemcy.

as if ur BF dey spend on you. no be blabla all day una go take do una val. you and ur 2 left legs


@too_soon
actually money is not the issue, just kidding, any more fun place, I dont know how the zoo thing will work.
i dont know of any zoo in lagos, and if there is hope say no be rabbit and sheep dey their cages. and have you been there before, how was the experience.
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by CrazyMan(m): 5:27pm On Feb 09, 2009
I don't believe in alll those shit; if you love a girl, must you wait until February 14th before you show love to her?
Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by toosoon(m): 5:31pm On Feb 09, 2009
crazykid:

I don't believe in alll those shit; if you love a girl, must you wait until February 14th before you show love to her?
they said it is a day marked to celebrate love with your love one and not a day to show love. Are you game or not??

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