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How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Edwardhead(m): 10:48am On May 20, 2015

There's this your Bae you're cheating on unknown to her. One day, nemesis caught you up - she came to your house without your notice, and found you naked with another girl in your room.

She cried so much, regretted your 2year relationship and left. All your effort to stop her disavail. After 3hours, you started dialling her number and she didn't pick your call for 43times.

Then, you decided to use gimmick ways guys use to get girls back. And you sent a message in this format "all my efforts to explain and beg you, you turned them down without listening, I have no choice than to drink poison (suicide)" *message sent and delivered* and you dropped your phone.

You left your room for kitchen to cook, while you were in the kitchen, your phone was ringing (her calls). She started thinking and wondering maybe you have killed yourself for not answering the call. And she had no choice than to come back to your house.

This time around, your food is done, you've dished the food, set the dining for yourself to eat. As you opened your mouth to swallow the first spoon of fried rice and chicken, she banged in, enter and saw you.

HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN?
OR WILL YOU ADMIT THE GAME IS OVER?

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by midolian(m): 10:52am On May 20, 2015

Oh! Instead of drinking the poison, I put it in the food..

So bae, thank God you are here. I was abou eating the poison when u barged in

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Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by temitemi1(m): 10:55am On May 20, 2015

Back from dead grin

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by boynigeria(m): 11:00am On May 20, 2015

im tryna take my last supper, the poison is in the food

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by naijaboiy: 11:32am On May 20, 2015

The poison is simply in the food

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Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:07pm On May 20, 2015

duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

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Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by loomer: 12:13pm On May 20, 2015

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by demmy0325(m): 12:18pm On May 20, 2015

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Seunvense(m): 12:25pm On May 20, 2015

temitemi1:
Back from dead

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:30pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:
duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

Hmmmmm..

This is so Romantic

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 20, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Hmmmmm..

This is so Romantic

after that, I will never cheat again

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:34pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:

after that, I will never cheat again

Lol..

Better for u!

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Mhizizzy(f): 12:36pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:
duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

Smart explanation

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by tosyne2much(m): 12:39pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:
duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

My boss has said it all

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 20, 2015

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Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:
duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

bloody liar grin

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by agarawu23(m): 12:51pm On May 20, 2015

Teempakguy:
duh. Isn't it obvious I said that to make you come here? Listen, I love you so much and there is no bloody way I would leave you on this earth and go to heaven. Not yet babe. Now, be a doll and have some of what I'm eating, na Titus. Your favourite.

nice one bro, u nailed it. even if some ppl dey beef your personality, tell em is not how far but how well cool

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by GJames(m): 12:54pm On May 20, 2015

boynigeria:
im tryna take my last supper, the poison is in the food

To prevent you from committing suicide, she picks your well prepared meal and throw away.

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 1:23pm On May 20, 2015

tosyne2much:
My boss has said it all

oga please . . . na me be the apprentice.

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Nobody: 1:25pm On May 20, 2015

agarawu23:
nice one bro, u nailed it. even if some ppl dey beef your personality, tell em is not how far but how well

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by AfricanApple(f): 3:11pm On May 20, 2015

Re: How Will You Defend Yourself In This Case? by Edwardhead(m): 7:52am On May 21, 2015

funny people

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