TheSonOfMark:

If you need fuel, visit Akwa-Ibom. :

I'd supply at #160 per litre.

0rex:

What is your interstate delivery policy?

Sir, I can't disclose our terms. Get your people to see my people. They'd draw up the necessary paperwork and we'd do business. Deal?

spenpe:
wetn dy worry una for Burundi no pass fuel. all the coup and killings nko

naija1stpikin:


And what's stopping you from taking the lead?

Some people go just open their mouths like 'gbaga' and spew anything out

yomi007k:

See me see pessimist ooo.
I'm taking a lead already, n wat r u doing if I may ask.

Ppl like us make it better, ppl like u make it worse.

Truth hurts

kinglekan:


Abeg just relax jejely for village ooo!!

I dey envy una wey dey east, if PHCN could grant us in my area 2hours light per day, I would be dancing *shoki*. Its been up to 2weeks when my bulb had a taste of PHCN voltage.

I just dey imagine wetin wan happen tomorrow. E b like say na trekking sure pass.

@Dp that's my baby girl na. Miss Twaci.

naija1stpikin:


We prefer all these things you mentioned to fuel scarcity and power shortage. Only 'underdeveloped' developing country like Nigeria still go through this infrastructural torture

spenpe:
I laugh in Kirundi, Burundi is developed abi. okay maybe its a different country d press show when they mention Burundi cos the Burundi I see on TV is not developed. ***my opinion though *****

naija1stpikin:


How has that helped sharpen you life sir? Mtvheeeeeew

naija1stpikin:


Maybe you should change your TV if only you can afford one

yomi007k:

Sharpened my life to top form.


Hope u cud say d same.

spenpe:
hey take a chill pill, we are not arguing here just stating our opinions. we are in a civilized world dude.*****FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION*******

naija1stpikin:


How your keke marwa?

KingTom:
Kinglekan, I have spent N25,000 on fuel alone these few weeks, I am not happy at all in fact I am so sad. Yesterday when we were buying fuel, the grossly ugly petrol attendant was throwing her usual tantrums, the thing pain me ehn. As for PHE I.e port Harcourt electric company, they are trying for us here in Cross River and Akwa Ibom. Thesonofmark can testify to that, it's just the fuel that's our problem. I don't know how this crisis will be resolved, but out of desperation I have joined the bandwagon of folks who feel that after May 29, the incorruptible General will wave his magic wand and fix all the problems I just want to give myself hope That said, Thunder will kiss the nyash of the Frog eyed Minister

naija1stpikin:


Freedom before speech, I can guarantee you. But freedom after speech, that I can't guarantee you

yomi007k:

Go drink ur shepe, smoke ur Ciga.


E be like na d only thing u good at be that.


Hope ur happy with d man in d mirror.

spenpe:
words of idi amin right is he your mentor

Urine:


I'm a huge fan of women putting on LBD's but your LPD is totally on point.

misspicy:
pray tell wats d meaning of LBD n LPD?

ronald4lif:


Haha, them no go even see 1litres sef. Fuel scarce pass black diamond jare.

I no mind waybill you some litres of fuel but na where to get Jerry cans naim be the p. Jerry cans scarce pass fuel here. In fact I never take my eye see one for over 2years.

francizy:


Oya tie am for nylons...

Urine:

LBD = little black dress
LPD = little pink dress

Urine:

LBD = little black dress
LPD = little pink dress

Urine:

LBD = little black dress
LPD = little pink dress

Urine:

LBD = little black dress
LPD = little pink dress

queridasally:
lmao!...that's wicked!

francizy:


Buhahahahahaha.. My guy don fex sha... You sure say if you see that frog eyed Minister, you no go chop her pie?



Now this one's really funny!

sonOfLucifer:

I like you.

queridasally:
lol, danke. Buh son of lucifer? That gives me chills

ggrin: