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Lack Of Vision by jayemkay(f): 1:09pm On Sep 14, 2006
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
Re: Lack Of Vision by iice(f): 3:20pm On Sep 14, 2006
LOL read this one b4 cheesy
Re: Lack Of Vision by Damollar(m): 3:27pm On Sep 14, 2006
So, try not to be too funny around these people. How laughter affects the nervous system and rest of the body is not completely understood. ,
Re: Lack Of Vision by dabby(f): 11:14pm On Sep 17, 2006
good one. cheesy

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