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The Genie by jayemkay(f): 1:10pm On Sep 14, 2006
a couple one day were sitting quietly on their porche when they suddenly heard a crash next door. curious, they both went to check what happened. when they got there they saw a man sitting down on a chair wearing a turban. they ask him who he is and he explains that he has just been freed. someone threw a stone and knocked a pot down and freed me he said. they look at each other and say so u r a genie. the genie says yes and that he is so happy he will grant them 3 wishes but out of the 3 he will keep one for himself. the couple think for a bit and agree. they wished for a million dollars and he granted it to them. the second wish was to have a mansion and he said it was granted. after their wishes the genie requests to have his way wit the man's wife for his own wish. i havnt had sex for 3000 yrs he saysand besides i have granted u ur 2 wishes and u r now millionaires, the couple think about it again and agree. after having his way he asks the woman, how long have u been married and she said 10 yrs, the genie smiles and asks again, when last did you have sex wit ur husband and she answers. the genie says okay one more question and asks
how long has ur husband believed in this genie shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Genie by Necorios(m): 7:06pm On Sep 15, 2006
"419 genie" he musn't go unpunishd!
Re: The Genie by iberi(f): 10:15pm On Sep 20, 2006
Na wa oh! Una no go kill me for this nairaland. grin
Re: The Genie by bagoma(f): 10:51pm On Sep 21, 2006
omo, i can't stop laughing.
oh my this is so funny, mr genie is kind of saying, 'u believe this, u believe anything'. ha ha ha ha  grin
419 genie.
grin grin grin
miliionaire ko, billionaire ni!  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Genie by alinco2(f): 11:00pm On Sep 21, 2006
u guys are good !!!
when and where did it happen

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