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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Ganjafama(m): 8:34am On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
jehovah is Satan, Enki is Enki. Pls get your facts right before you talk.

Pls Otem I would like to know where Enki fits in the Doctofus? Is he a good or bad guy?
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Tjayjosh(m): 8:41am On Jul 01, 2016
Sugarhugs:



Hmmm

Whose that?
I'll mention your moniker on his thread so you can ask him whatever you wish to know, if it's ok by you.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 01, 2016
Part of the reason i sometimes do not like the Internet and the Vulgarization of Information, is that, most people speak about what they don't know, or what they know very superficially and thereby mislead the vast majority. For every true serious and deep information you find on the internet, you will get a million false, erroneous, misleading, infos.

Nobody would want to be operated by a surgeon who learned his disicipline only on the internet, but people want to learn complex metaphysical issues on a forum. undecided

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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 8:50am On Jul 01, 2016
Tjayjosh:

I'll mention your moniker on his thread so you can ask him whatever you wish to know, if it's ok by you.

OK sure go ahead. Thanks.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by otemanuduno: 9:17am On Jul 01, 2016
The definition of goodness to everyone is different. To me I'll say he's good based on the few aspect of his deeds recorded in the DOCTUFOS. He was more friendly with the homo erectuses and with mother Earthus.

The bad thing he did: he advised Enlil on how to destroy the homos instead of using flood.

Weighing his deeds in my own balance, I'll classify him as good.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by dazzlingd(m): 10:35am On Jul 01, 2016
Tjayjosh:

At first, i started to hear a soliloquy (a vary emotional song), full of hate and anger. I was drawn out by it, and saw myself standing in a strange place. I saw what seem like a portal, from this portal came out a strange beast. I have never seen an animal like that, not in movies or in a documentry. This animal walked towards me and then transformed into a young man. This young man stood and looked at me, and then did something with his hands. A force heat and pushed me down, it completely drained me. I couldn't shout, pray or do anything. I started groaning and calling Jesus Jesus Jesus. suddenly my mother came in the same dream, she coddled me, instantly i regained strenght. So i woke up. I pondered about the whole thing, then i remembered that i had a fight with someone that day, i didn't atone for it before going to bed; this act broke the hedge around me.

hmmm, u sed u called on Jesus but ur mum was the one who came for ur rescue.


Does that not strengthen an argument made by merlin on this thread that Africans sud stick to their traditional gods and ancestors and the Jewish God has nothing to do with us africans.
jst asking?
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Tjayjosh(m): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2016
dazzlingd:


hmmm, u sed u called on Jesus but ur mum was the one who came for ur rescue.


Does that not strengthen an argument made by merlin on this thread that Africans sud stick to their traditional gods and ancestors and the Jewish God has nothing to do with us africans.
jst asking?
My mother is a christian. She's an intercesor. Some people get rescued/delivered because there's a special person or people in their life praying for them.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 7:50am On Jul 02, 2016
Ehn ehn, so this thread still dey active. shocked chaii, i could remember one popular sentence here ENKI IS THE PRIMORDIAL GOD OF HUMAN RACE. All the bashing and abusive words from d Op. He nearly cut peoples head defending the Enki nigga. Only for him to say later that Enki is not what he preach to be grin so funny

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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by lordimmaogidi(m): 5:28pm On Jul 02, 2016
Seelurd:
Ehn ehn, so this thread still dey active. shocked chaii, i could remember one popular sentence here ENKI IS THE PRIMORDIAL GOD OF HUMAN RACE. All the bashing and abusive words from d Op. He nearly cut peoples head defending the Enki nigga. Only for him to say later that Enki is not what he preach to be grin so funny
. Nyb will u b @ ONA S*c dis M*on
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by delishpot: 10:43pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ganjafama:
I shake my head in return. If ur ATR is so perfect or ur chukwu Okike is so powerful why did he abandon its adherents when the white missionaries were killing and desecrating their land in the pre-colonial days? From Satan to Enki and now to chukwu okike. Next we'll hear that you've become an atheist.


Has he stopped believing in Enki?
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by delishpot: 10:49pm On Jul 02, 2016
Tjayjosh:

No b small thing o I tell you. Mellin himself admitted to it when i confronted him on here.

Of course he would accept it to boost his story of astral projection story.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Ganjafama(m): 12:40am On Jul 03, 2016
delishpot:



Has he stopped believing in Enki?
Yes. He said Enki deceived him into believing that He was the creator.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by delishpot: 9:31am On Jul 03, 2016
Ganjafama:
Yes. He said Enki deceived him into believing that He was the creator.


Hahahahaha, I can't shout ooooo. That his Enki that he was proudly swearing by? I even told him then that I know 100% that he was on a discovery lane and as such should look well before proclaiming any strange deity to be God. He insulted me from here to ijebu ode and we had some exchange of words. That guy just needs to calm the Bleep down. God is not far from him.
Plus he talked about having the elixir of life, black diamond bla bla bla. Me Na the black diamond I want from him.

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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by sorextee(m): 10:38am On Jul 03, 2016
I tot he gave u the diamonds.. Sup with the business u guys were planning on going into sef?


delishpot:



Hahahahaha, I can't shout ooooo. That his Enki that he was proudly swearing by? I even told him then that I know 100% that he was on a discovery lane and as such should look well before proclaiming any strange deity to be God. He insulted me from here to ijebu ode and we had some exchange of words. That guy just needs to calm the Bleep down. God is not far from him.
Plus he talked about having the elixir of life, black diamond bla bla bla. Me Na the black diamond I want from him.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by delishpot: 1:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
sorextee:
I tot he gave u the diamonds.. Sup with the business u guys were planning on going into sef?




Business ke? That guy sidon gidigba on top his black diamond O. But thank God say he did not give me location to drill. I for drill so teeeeyyyyy hole pass through earth enter open universe I for no see even black lump of coal. Judging by his turn around story that Enki lied to him.........
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 8:08am On Jul 07, 2016
if i have to say, what if Jehovah is not true as we imagine it to be, what if the Bible is just a tool to keep you bounded in this religion, why is it you keep having faith on the unseen, why is it Satan wasn't just destroyed or imprison after the great War in heaven rather he has sent down to earth to deceive the world and later to be casted down to hell with those he has deceived... the list goes on, we need to think outside religion... we need to think "what if" ;in Christianity the very moment you think "what if" it is called lack of faith which is a sin. reason from my own perspective
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 13, 2016
lordimmaogidi:
. Nyb will u b @ ONA S*c dis M*on

I PLAN TO BRO, BUT AM NOT TOO SURE COS OF THE PROJECT I HAVE AT HAND. U DEY 'J'. WEN IS IT HAPPENING SEF.
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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 14, 2016
Been a while. cheesy


But I'm back. cheesy

Hail Satan!

Hail Astaroth!

Hail the Gods of hell!

Hail our ancestors!
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 10:32pm On Sep 14, 2016
Demigods666:
Been a while. cheesy


But I'm back. cheesy

Hail Satan!

Hail Astaroth!

Hail the Gods of hell!

Hail our ancestors!
This is what happens when you mistakenly ingest black pepper through your nostrils.

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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 10:36pm On Sep 14, 2016
lordnicklaus:

This is what happens when you mistakenly ingest black pepper through your nostrils.


Lol nah.


Read through the thread.

You would understand why I made that post.


I was gone for a long while.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 10:48pm On Sep 14, 2016
Demigods666:



Lol nah.


Read through the thread.

You would understand why I made that post.


I was gone for a long while.

I read it from the beginning. But bro, where did it all go wrong in your life? You could have easily picked one of the local gods to worship but Satan? That is way into the dark.....

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Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by raphieMontella: 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2016
Demigods666:


Lol nah.

Read through the thread.
You would understand why I made that post.

I was gone for a long while.
what shit are you smoking or taking?
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by sorextee(m): 12:15am On Sep 15, 2016
I remember you.... Youve finally transformed..


Demigods666:



Lol nah.


Read through the thread.

You would understand why I made that post.


I was gone for a long while.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:00am On Sep 15, 2016
lordnicklaus:


I read it from the beginning. But bro, where did it all go wrong in your life? You could have easily picked one of the local gods to worship but Satan? That is way into the dark.....

I do not worship Satan bro.

Gods don't worship Gods. cheesy
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:02am On Sep 15, 2016
sorextee:
I remember you.... Youve finally transformed..




Yes! Lmao.

I finally found the right way and built my self properly.

cheesy

My powers have been awakened. cheesy


I suggest you all wake up from slumber as I have done.


cheesy
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:03am On Sep 15, 2016
raphieMontella:

what shit are you smoking or taking?

grin

grin


You too funny.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:07am On Sep 15, 2016
Time to revive this dead thread.


grin

Oh mehn.

Mellon left me all the work here.

Sorry Mellin, ? Auto correct wants Mellon their.

Lol lol..

I guess I just do some posts when I'm free.


This time around.


You all will definitely illuminate right in that mind slumber and wake the Bleep up and become Gods.

No time.


grin


As for Christians who would come to preach and attack me.


Lol lol lol.

I can never get angry.


So we all just have a laugh show,

Make me laugh by show casing your stupidity.

Talent show too sure. grin


Only sin in Satanism is "stupidity"

cheesy

But it's not crime.

grin

So you free to make me laugh when I commence work on this thread.


*Yawns*

Time to sleep.

Goodnight world

Zzz.
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by oluwapoju(m): 1:11am On Sep 15, 2016
Now watching in 3d
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by raphieMontella: 8:49am On Sep 15, 2016
Demigods666:

grin
grin

You too funny.

Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 8:55am On Sep 15, 2016
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grin looolz

Do you have more where that came from?

I like them smiley
Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Nobody: 1:26am On Sep 16, 2016
Sugarhugs:



Nah I haven't ventured into anything other than Christianity

Waiting for Mellin or any other person whose fully into spiritualism to come around so I can ask them a very important question.
wats ur question. Ask it here. My gmail ain't working

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