Due to the current and often false allegations made
by women against men, please find enclosed
herewith a copy of 'Agreement Before SEX' for your
safe sex ride and to avoid rape charges thereafter :
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...
I, __________________________, the undersigned female
partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am
about to enjoy sexual intercourse with___________
_____________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'),
certifies the following :
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic.
N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use
any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence
me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am
in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and
neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him;
because I love it and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction,
which I expect, I declare
in advance the capacity and willingness for further
participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor
will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral,
legal or otherwise.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON
THIS________DAY
OF_____(MONTH)_________(YEAR) AT ______(AM/
PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :

..

Christ, where are we heading to ?!

A copy downloaded.

Sex lawyer, well done, sir

ok

HelI of an agreement

Lol

Lol

See Raw talent being wasted

Well if that stops the reasoning behind the thinking that only guys enjoy the act so be it

OK , now this is just crazy

Emptybrain:
See Raw talent being wasted

That joke can raise some fund menh...

solarview:
That joke can raise some fund menh...

Too stale for a joke!

Emptybrain:


Too stale for a joke!

I would have believed your comment ...but

When I referred to your moniker... ehnnn

I changed my mind...

ifeoluwa237:
Due to the current and often false allegations made
by women against men, please find enclosed
herewith a copy of 'Agreement Before SEX' for your
safe sex ride and to avoid rape charges thereafter :
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...
I, __________________________, the undersigned female
partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am
about to enjoy sexual intercourse with___________
_____________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'),
certifies the following :
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic.
N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use
any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence
me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am
in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and
neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him;
because I love it and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction,
which I expect, I declare
in advance the capacity and willingness for further
participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor
will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral,
legal or otherwise.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON
THIS________DAY
OF_____(MONTH)_________(YEAR) AT ______(AM/
PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :

sinaj cum n sign.

PervyByNature:
sinaj cum n sign.

I nid pen

Mehn we nid to adopt dis oo..cos girls cn do sumtyms wana eat dia cake nd stil hv it

Nneka123:

oya come sign o..

if u dont have a PEN_is i could lend u mine

.

kilokeys:

oya come sign o..

if u dont have a PEN_is i could lend u mine

Biko, keep that thing to yourself

Nneka123:
Biko, keep that thing to yourself

t he p en is might ier th an t he sw or d

#fact

Dotwillis1:
HelI of an agreement

sure is...

Dotwillis1:
HelI of an agreement

sure is... Ma bobo wuld hav gone to slip by d tym i reach half of the statement

stan241:
Well if that stops the reasoning behind the thinking that only guys enjoy the act so be it

Abi oooo......


Girls b acting lk sey na only d guys de enjoy d tin meanwhile na dem moan pass

solarview:
I would have believed your comment ...but
When I referred to your moniker... ehnnn
I changed my mind...

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Omg! Wicked!!

funny as it is, I think its not a bad idea.

Lolz..This will go along way in checking unnecessary allegations.

But, some guys can still make ladies sign that at gunpoint, and, also after givin them the drug with good feeling.

"My second look into the world shows that ihe emebiowo." - Bro Okwey.