1. The wife that wins all arguments
with her husband is not wise. The
home is not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a
weapon in the home - placing
embargo, going to bed in jeans
shorts and trousers - lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern
trends and laws of "women's rights"
to insult or ridicule her husband
simply makes a fool of herself.
4. A woman that makes her home
devoid of peace through bickering,
nagging and quarrels needs help. A
man should be eager to run away
from office to be at home, for that
should be the safest and cosiest
place on earth for him.
5. Modern-day equality in marriage
does not mean competition. It
simply means partnership. Taking
advantage of such equality to turn
around and become the de facto
head of the home and oppress the
man is tantamount to playing with
fire. If you destroy your home, soon
you will be the boss of an empty
home.
6. A wise wife makes the man feel so
good that he assumes that he is the
head. Once he gets that feeling, the
woman gently wields her power and
the head actually turns to wherever
the neck wants without a protest.
7. A wife that does not pull herself
away from friends' influence and
advice or even from the control of
her mother and father will have
herself to blame.
8. When a man is looking for a wife,
he bypasses women of different
shapes and sizes to choose a wife.
But soon after childbirth, many
women hide under the excuse of
childbirth to let go of themselves.
Many stop bothering about their
looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5
years of marriage, people start
wondering if the wife is the man's
aunt, even though she is 7 years
younger. Her defence is that if he
truly loves her, he should love her
the way she is, but when looking for
a wife, he saw people like the
present YOU and ignored them and
settled for the former YOU. Today,
you go to bed smelling of onions....
You go to bed wearing grandmothers'
clothes. Why are you playing with
your marriage? Love is not about
looks - we know. But looks enhances
love and marriage. There is a
difference between someone
disfiguring herself and the person
being disfigured by an accident.
Please don't be complacent. As hard
as it may be, work on looking like
you were when he first saw you and
began the chase.
9. If every night you are tired,
sleepy, sore, down with headache or
fever, "not in the mood," you are a
joker, a serious comedian!
10. If your children suddenly become
more important to you than your
husband, you need prayers.
11. If you assume that as the
woman, only you need to be
pampered and fussed over while the
man is a stone that has no
emotions, you need to be pitied.
12. A woman that has the mind of a
wife does not excite her husband.
Wives are usually complacent and
presumptuous. A wife must strive to
have the mind of a girlfriend. A
girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter,
more loving and always thinking of
ways to wow her sweetheart; a
girlfriend does not try to win all
arguments, does not call the man a
"useless man", is not careless about
her looks or dressing, always smiles
and laughs with the man, sends the
man sweet messages and calls, etc.
Are you your husband's girlfriend in
word and in deed?
LASTLY, DO NOT INFORM ME OF
YOUR QUARRELS, I DIDN’T JOIN YOU
TOGETHER, GOD DID, GO AND
INFORM HIM AND HE WILL SORT YOU
OUT ...

You nailed it.


Oya, come and take biscuit

Chai!it is not easy i swear.would try to keep to all dese,all am sure is that if my hubby slaps me,i would slap back

youngsahito:
1. The wife that wins all arguments with her husband is not wise. The home is not a law court. 2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home - placing embargo, going to bed in jeans shorts and trousers - lacks wisdom. 3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws of "women's rights" to insult or ridicule her husband simply makes a fool of herself. 4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace through bickering, nagging and quarrels needs help. A man should be eager to run away from office to be at home, for that should be the safest and cosiest place on earth for him. 5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean competition. It simply means partnership. Taking advantage of such equality to turn around and become the de facto head of the home and oppress the man is tantamount to playing with fire. If you destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of an empty home. 6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he assumes that he is the head. Once he gets that feeling, the woman gently wields her power and the head actually turns to wherever the neck wants without a protest. 7. A wife that does not pull herself away from friends' influence and advice or even from the control of her mother and father will have herself to blame. 8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses women of different shapes and sizes to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide under the excuse of childbirth to let go of themselves. Many stop bothering about their looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start wondering if the wife is the man's aunt, even though she is 7 years younger. Her defence is that if he truly loves her, he should love her the way she is, but when looking for a wife, he saw people like the present YOU and ignored them and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling of onions.... You go to bed wearing grandmothers' clothes. Why are you playing with your marriage? Love is not about looks - we know. But looks enhances love and marriage. There is a difference between someone disfiguring herself and the person being disfigured by an accident. Please don't be complacent. As hard as it may be, work on looking like you were when he first saw you and began the chase. 9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down with headache or fever, "not in the mood," you are a joker, a serious comedian! 10. If your children suddenly become more important to you than your husband, you need prayers. 11. If you assume that as the woman, only you need to be pampered and fussed over while the man is a stone that has no emotions, you need to be pitied. 12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not excite her husband. Wives are usually complacent and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving and always thinking of ways to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to win all arguments, does not call the man a "useless man", is not careless about her looks or dressing, always smiles and laughs with the man, sends the man sweet messages and calls, etc. Are you your husband's girlfriend in word and in deed? LASTLY, DO NOT INFORM ME OF YOUR QUARRELS, I DIDN’T JOIN YOU TOGETHER, GOD DID, GO AND INFORM HIM AND HE WILL SORT YOU OUT ...

Op, nice write up! Where did you steal in from?

After going through these words of (w), I sincerely agree with the op

tohpahz:

Lemme read

hey I just saw u opposite FMC Umuahia, u standing in front of Old Abia line park with a blue umbrella, blue jeans shorts, and a checked shit. Aye or nay?

ur no. 8 is on point

WisdomCanada:
hey I just saw u opposite FMC Umuahia, u standing in front of Old Abia line park with a blue umbrella, blue jeans shorts, and a checked shit. Aye or nay?

yup that was me.. hmmmm..

steppin:
Op, nice write up! Where did you steal in from?

frm my mum

Mznaett:
After going through these words of (w), I sincerely agree with the op

tnks

Kasimaramma2:
Chai!it is not easy i swear.would try to keep to all dese,all am sure is that if my hubby slaps me,i would slap back

you go wicked oooo 4 u to slap ur hubby...pls dnt try dat

HeartRobber:
You nailed it.

Oya, come and take biscuit

send am nw

Then him that slapped me first,is he nt wicked?

youngsahito:
you go wicked oooo 4 u to slap ur hubby...pls dnt try dat

This is serious ooo

Kasimaramma2:
Then him that slapped me first,is he nt wicked?

haba but a gentle man will always take of his lady very well...If he slaps you, jst tell him thank you

Incisive

tohpahz:



yup that was me.. hmmmm..

checked shirt I meant, with ur dominant chest coast

@Op u have nailed it. i have printed it out for my babe to read. she is guilty of some.