Even though i read many mystic books from lobsang rampa to new age books to various books on diverse religions, i have always been a little sceptical when it comes to manipulation of the spiritual to achieve some physical effect as shown by babalawos/marabouts/herberlists in nollywood movies. However recent events which i am witness to, leaves me flummoxed as to what to believe.

Lately there has been an upsurge in armed robbery where i stay (&^%$#@!&* estate, 5th avenue area, Abuja), security guards are mince meat for these guys, in fact you will be the one to untie the security guards in the morning and take them to the hospital after they must have had the living daylight beaten out of them and tied in a manner unfit for even sallah rams in dei dei cattle market.

Sometime ago, we sacked our security guards and replaced them with some ethnic militias who i wont want to mention here but who have a strong presence in the south west and known to use native charms like their counterparts in other regions, if is say O, you say P, another man say C see omo na you sabi..............just felt like singing.

After these aforementioned gentlemen were employed, the thieves took their business elsewhere, until some sorry, unfortunate group ventured into our compound, lo and behold it was the same set of unholy hoodlums who terrorised our neighbour a while back, we didn’t even hear much noise, i just peeped out of my window and behold one of these infamous gentlemen was dutifully sweeping the whole compound, even though he must have been sweeping for 1hour, the whole place was clean enough, but no!....he wont be deterred, he kept on sweeping.

Another one was outside the gate, from his gestures it was obvious that he was lost, he was in front of the gate, but kept feeling the air and glancing about like some long lost dog, another one that has succeeded in his endeavours to make his way in was inside the compound alright,........................but how will i describe this fellow, lets just say he is like a building with the lights on and no one home, kept stood like a soldier who has just saluted his superior, but has lost his mind the same instant, i mean, he just stared into space, he would occasionally make some movement, like knocking an imaginary fly off his brow or trying to kill a fire ant nesting deep in his underpants.

The last one of these unfortunate fellows was on all fours, making animal sounds, well not really animal sounds, goats on earth wont forgive me if i compare this guy to them, lets just say that if there are goats, dogs, cows and ram on Jupiter and Saturn, then they will be making a sound identical to this fellow, he will occasionally stand up, dust his clothes and you will think....ahaaa! he is ok!......but no!...as soon as you entertain such thoughts he will get back on all fours and continue the motions.

Now, we have three of these guards described above, only one was seen inside the compound, he was dutifully inspecting the lost, the absent minded, the street sweeper and the animal in human form actor, doing this with a nonchalant attitude, like a white man in southern USA circa 1856 inspecting his working slaves.

Neatly piled in a corner was a cutlass, some cowries, an axe, two dane guns and one saw off local pistols, all dutifully submitted by the lost souls currently busy with various endeavours at variance with what their original plan was. I later learnt that they put a charm by the gate, an anyone with a weapon and evil mind that ventures into the compound will immediately start doing whatever his base mind tells him.
Well, the other two guards were busy pursuing the lookout, immediately he saw the others behaving in an untoward manner at variance with the original script, he took to his heels and forgot about the brotherhood, afterall its not the marines, they do leave a man behind.

However this man was unlucky, he was being chased by runners faster that bolt, thunderbolt and usain combined, they guys were calling him to stop, he would stop, looking round, but as soon as they are about to approach him he will regain consciousness and take to his heels again, however he was eventually caught, he was struggling like a rat caught in a mousetrap, but he was eventually dragged to the to our compound, yes i mean dragged on the floor like some sack of rice, when he saw he was being dragged towards our compound, and as soon as he sighted the guy inspecting the others, he graduated from a mouse in a trap to a chicken with its head cut off, he struggled like mad, the guy didn’t even use force to subdue him, he just wore a ring, spat on the ring and slapped this homo sapiens, immediately he took the guy back in time to the stone ages, cavemen period, i mean....back to homo erectus, this guy started picking pebbles like some curious monkey, and eating them, not done with that he suddenly stood up, saw the gutter in draining our house into the street, and o!.....he suddenly became overjoyed!....he ran towards it, fell into the gutter with a smile, mouth agape and hand ready, before he landed in, he has started to scoop the contents into his mouth, thank goodness for his friend who had earlier cleaned the gutter for him, but alas, every inch hitherto missed by his companion was clean before you say jack robinson.

One of the guards moved closer and slapped him with another ring, saying something that sound like “abooo mu m’ole”.........the guy just went limp, he became so gentle, if not for his stone face and rasta goatee that gave him away as some crook, he was so gentle that you can give him your sister to marry, he started obeying instructions, one of the guards asked him in a not so gentle manner.....”oya bring yoo’ han’
For me maah tai”...the guy promptly presented his hands, neatly assembled to be tied behind him, i was stunned, it was like a kid doing something with much eagerness to please after being promised a parcel of sweets. “bring ya lehh’’....the guy stretched his leg in from of the guards, the two together, with so much joy and cooperation like a man promised good secx by his wife after agreeing to mow the lawn.

They guy became truthful as soon as he was tied, naming their gang, where stolen goods are kept etc.

Now i believe that the phenomenom hitherto known as jazz (no music) exist.

Due to this happening our neighbours decided to employ the set of gentlemen, they were immediately supplied with a fresh batch from lagos, after about two months the landlord refused to pay this guy, well the guy didn’t do much, he just put a small effigy (sigidi in Yoruba) in from of the guys house and travelled, the next day the guy prepared for work, attempted to leave his compound but as soon as he got to the gate, he shouted and stepped back, he said some invisible being was flogging him as he approached the gate, he tried again, same flogging, he didn’t go to work until he called them and gave them their money.

Convincing him to go to work afterwards was a major problem, he later went to work, came back and decided to sack the guys, i tell you, he was begging and explaining and pontificating, just to sack people in his employ.

The supernatural is real folks, for all the doubters on NL......very real.

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN.

sometimes im compelled to believe...good piece

5th Av gwarimpa

na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

Wow! Ofcourse voodoo, juju or whatever it is called is real but I am too soaked in Christ and innocent of evil that I don't believe it can work on me. My father of blessed memory will say "what I am ignorant of cannot kill me". I agree.

temmyt20:
na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

awon werey ni

Long but interesting... . But I still don't believe in magic or gods existing.. . Don't know why

temmyt20:
na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

I had a vintage view as I stay upstairs, plus my street is all tarred and lit by streetlights, I can see the whole street to the close from my window.

and at some point I must have come downstairs, your brain should have told you.

maybe you feel I was "throwing" questions at them from the window too?

temmyt20:
na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

if you still doubt I can PM you my address, come anything after 12am with anything as small and inconsequential as a needle, pen knife or toy gun.


jump the fence.


get your friend to film, you from my window, I will host him free.


the rest will be history.


and believe me, it wont be a film, you wont be acting. or maybe you would, but its going to be a script hitherto unrehearsed and directed by diverse demons.

joke of tbe season

rigarmortis:


if you still doubt I can PM you my address, come anything after 12am with anything as small and inconsequential as a needle, pen knife or toy gun.


jump the fence.


get your friend to film, you from my window, I will host him free.


the rest will be history.


and believe me, it wont be a film, you wont be acting. or maybe you would, but its going to be a script hitherto unrehearsed and directed by diverse demons.

yea, gimme ur address...wld luv to see it....u ar trying to convince pple dat somthing u witnessd is real, nd nt even a pix/video, to confirm d authenticity of ur story.....at dis computer age...nd pls, I dnt do insults, am wey above dat,

temmyt20:
yea, gimme ur address...wld luv to see it....nd nt even a pix to confirm d authenticity of ur story.....at dis computer age...nd pls, I dnt do insults, am wey above dat,

too bad I didn't take pictures. I swear it didn't even occur to me, I was fascinated and repulsed at the same time and my mind was racing throughout, maybe if it had happed during day time, I would have.

anyway no need, robbers were rampant where I stay till we got these guys, and they transferred to other neighbours, till they attempted this one again.


two months ago, these same group of ohpeeshe guys killed an armed robber in kado estate Abuja, without holding any weapons themselves, there is also this estate around mararaba area, where they tamed thieves there.

no pictures though, sorry.


I stayed with some of my cuz in world bank estate, umuahia during the bakassi boys era and I also saw first hand what a turtle hung on one's neck like some chain can do. but I was kinda young then, and thought my eyes was playing tricks on me.

no pics too, triple sorry.

rigarmortis:



too bad I didn't take pictures. I swear it didn't even occur to me, I was fascinated and repulsed at the same time and my mind was racing throughout, maybe if it had happed during day time, I would have.

anyway no need, robbers were rampant where I stay till we got these guys, and they transferred to other neighbours, till they attempted this one again.


two months ago, these same group of ohpeeshe guys killed an armed robber in kado estate Abuja, without holding any weapons themselves, there is also this estate around mararaba area, where they tamed thieves there.

no pictures though, sorry.


I stayed with some of my cuz in world bank estate, umuahia during the bakassi boys era and I also saw first hand what a turtle hung on one's neck like some chain can do. but I was kinda young then, and thought my eyes was playing tricks on me.

no pics too, triple sorry.

nxt time pls, take pix, ps: I never said I dnt believe in d supernatural though. peace bro

temmyt20:
nxt time pls, take pix, ps: I never said I dnt believe in d supernatural though. peace bro

the prayer is that there is not going to be a next time!


I am leaving the place soon cos the salary cost of these guys is too much, coupled with the fact that you have to constantly settle them, especially in the night, coming from the club or something, to enter your own house!

another Harry Potter tale from good ol' 9ja!

abeg bro, dont forget to take your medicine!

MRBrownJ:
another Harry Potter tale from good ol' 9ja!

abeg bro, dont forget to take your medicine!

After you buddy.

I believe you sir. Those guys have bin employed in one street in Bwari, Abuja. The supernatural is real

Gabrielwilliams:
I believe you sir. Those guys have bin employed in one street in Bwari, Abuja. The supernatural is real

there you go, you will notice that the thieves will suddenly stop paying that street nocturnal visits.

rigarmortis:

Even though i read many mystic books from lobsang rampa to new age books to various books on diverse religions, i have always been a little sceptical when it comes to manipulation of the spiritual to achieve some physical effect as shown by babalawos/marabouts/herberlists in nollywood movies. However recent events which i am witness to, leaves me flummoxed as to what to believe.

Lately there has been an upsurge in armed robbery where i stay (&^%$#@!&* estate, 5th avenue area, Abuja), security guards are mince meat for these guys, in fact you will be the one to untie the security guards in the morning and take them to the hospital after they must have had the living daylight beaten out of them and tied in a manner unfit for even sallah rams in dei dei cattle market.

Sometime ago, we sacked our security guards and replaced them with some ethnic militias who i wont want to mention here but who have a strong presence in the south west and known to use native charms like their counterparts in other regions, if is say O, you say P, another man say C see omo na you sabi..............just felt like singing.

After these aforementioned gentlemen were employed, the thieves took their business elsewhere, until some sorry, unfortunate group ventured into our compound, lo and behold it was the same set of unholy hoodlums who terrorised our neighbour a while back, we didn’t even hear much noise, i just peeped out of my window and behold one of these infamous gentlemen was dutifully sweeping the whole compound, even though he must have been sweeping for 1hour, the whole place was clean enough, but no!....he wont be deterred, he kept on sweeping.

Another one was outside the gate, from his gestures it was obvious that he was lost, he was in front of the gate, but kept feeling the air and glancing about like some long lost dog, another one that has succeeded in his endeavours to make his way in was inside the compound alright,........................but how will i describe this fellow, lets just say he is like a building with the lights on and no one home, kept stood like a soldier who has just saluted his superior, but has lost his mind the same instant, i mean, he just stared into space, he would occasionally make some movement, like knocking an imaginary fly off his brow or trying to kill a fire ant nesting deep in his underpants.

The last one of these unfortunate fellows was on all fours, making animal sounds, well not really animal sounds, goats on earth wont forgive me if i compare this guy to them, lets just say that if there are goats, dogs, cows and ram on Jupiter and Saturn, then they will be making a sound identical to this fellow, he will occasionally stand up, dust his clothes and you will think....ahaaa! he is ok!......but no!...as soon as you entertain such thoughts he will get back on all fours and continue the motions.

Now, we have three of these guards described above, only one was seen inside the compound, he was dutifully inspecting the lost, the absent minded, the street sweeper and the animal in human form actor, doing this with a nonchalant attitude, like a white man in southern USA circa 1856 inspecting his working slaves.

Neatly piled in a corner was a cutlass, some cowries, an axe, two dane guns and one saw off local pistols, all dutifully submitted by the lost souls currently busy with various endeavours at variance with what their original plan was. I later learnt that they put a charm by the gate, an anyone with a weapon and evil mind that ventures into the compound will immediately start doing whatever his base mind tells him.
Well, the other two guards were busy pursuing the lookout, immediately he saw the others behaving in an untoward manner at variance with the original script, he took to his heels and forgot about the brotherhood, afterall its not the marines, they do leave a man behind.

However this man was unlucky, he was being chased by runners faster that bolt, thunderbolt and usain combined, they guys were calling him to stop, he would stop, looking round, but as soon as they are about to approach him he will regain consciousness and take to his heels again, however he was eventually caught, he was struggling like a rat caught in a mousetrap, but he was eventually dragged to the to our compound, yes i mean dragged on the floor like some sack of rice, when he saw he was being dragged towards our compound, and as soon as he sighted the guy inspecting the others, he graduated from a mouse in a trap to a chicken with its head cut off, he struggled like mad, the guy didn’t even use force to subdue him, he just wore a ring, spat on the ring and slapped this homo sapiens, immediately he took the guy back in time to the stone ages, cavemen period, i mean....back to homo erectus, this guy started picking pebbles like some curious monkey, and eating them, not done with that he suddenly stood up, saw the gutter in draining our house into the street, and o!.....he suddenly became overjoyed!....he ran towards it, fell into the gutter with a smile, mouth agape and hand ready, before he landed in, he has started to scoop the contents into his mouth, thank goodness for his friend who had earlier cleaned the gutter for him, but alas, every inch hitherto missed by his companion was clean before you say jack robinson.

One of the guards moved closer and slapped him with another ring, saying something that sound like “abooo mu m’ole”.........the guy just went limp, he became so gentle, if not for his stone face and rasta goatee that gave him away as some crook, he was so gentle that you can give him your sister to marry, he started obeying instructions, one of the guards asked him in a not so gentle manner.....”oya bring yoo’ han’
For me maah tai”...the guy promptly presented his hands, neatly assembled to be tied behind him, i was stunned, it was like a kid doing something with much eagerness to please after being promised a parcel of sweets. “bring ya lehh’’....the guy stretched his leg in from of the guards, the two together, with so much joy and cooperation like a man promised good secx by his wife after agreeing to mow the lawn.

They guy became truthful as soon as he was tied, naming their gang, where stolen goods are kept etc.

Now i believe that the phenomenom hitherto known as jazz (no music) exist.

Due to this happening our neighbours decided to employ the set of gentlemen, they were immediately supplied with a fresh batch from lagos, after about two months the landlord refused to pay this guy, well the guy didn’t do much, he just put a small effigy (sigidi in Yoruba) in from of the guys house and travelled, the next day the guy prepared for work, attempted to leave his compound but as soon as he got to the gate, he shouted and stepped back, he said some invisible being was flogging him as he approached the gate, he tried again, same flogging, he didn’t go to work until he called them and gave them their money.

Convincing him to go to work afterwards was a major problem, he later went to work, came back and decided to sack the guys, i tell you, he was begging and explaining and pontificating, just to sack people in his employ.

The supernatural is real folks, for all the doubters on NL......very real.

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN.

What you wrote is sooo boring but fyi, there's nothing like 'even though' ok. Fake engineer and writer.