LadyBoss1:
Wow see list

Cutehector:
do u keep lists?

LadyBoss1:

Hector the cutie

List bawo ??


Just reading through her list spotted about 5 flaws thats so not true but made true to her sha ..

Enegod:
101 reasons not to read this shit...I fell asleep on number 7

LadyBoss1:

Hector the cutie

List bawo ??


Just reading through her list spotted about 5 flaws thats so not true but made true to her sha ..

Jenny1010:
1. To a woman, the hottest thing in the world is watching a man deftly perform a task. If you've got one thing that you're good at cooking, carpentry, whatever, let us catch you at it.

2. If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why
should we spend time and money that we don't have in excess when our target audience doesn't even notice?. Now you know why your wife stopped dressing like she use to before.

3. Every woman you've ever dates imagined what her name would sound like with your last name. False

4. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. It's not jealousy.

5. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you'll leave us alone. That's the easiest escape route and it's works all the time.

6. We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right every moment.

7. If you wear a cap/hat on the first and second date, we conclude within us that you are baldheaded. It's now left for us to decide whether to carry on or not.

8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person.

9. We want you to look nice, but please don't spend more time getting ready than we do. You are guy for God sake.

10. We really don't like your skinny jeans. It makes you look gay.

11. We know we snore sometimes. Don't ever tell us when we do. Just keep it down deep inside your mind. Get it

12. We understand the World Cup, premier league and champion league too, maybe even more than you. Just that we don't like to make too much noise about it. Within us , we know about the game more better.. Trust me!

13. We think guys who call every day and don't ask us out are playing hard to get. Come on, collections-department guy!. I mean, which guy call you everyday and spend long minutes on phone , yet never ask you out. He wants you to beg for it . false

14. "Ours" is a powerful word to us. We love guys who use the word "ours"or "our" when referring to things he got... Yeah! When discussing with us , say things like " our house " "our bed" "our car" ETC . It makes us feel safe.

15. When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty.
Please tell me you don't regret loving me." Yet, some slowpoke guys won't get it. Why telling me that I'm fat? Did I tell you I didn't know?

16. Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to
the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do. We always think if you talk badly about your friends to me, you will probably talk badly about me with your friend. yes

17. Never hang up first. Let us be the one to hang up, it will do both of us good. Don't say I didn't tell you oo. False

18. Joking about your joystick size makes us feel uncomfortable every time. Yeah! We are laugh at your silly joke, but deep inside we are uncomfortable.

19. When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously. As a sharp guy you suppose code nawh.

20. At the end of a first date, just call us the next day if you liked us. You can wait three days if you want, but it will only piss us off. And we might hate you for pissing us off. False

21. No man ever talked a woman into sex. Ninety-nine percent of the time, a woman knows she is going to have sex
when she walks out the door. Men can only talk themselves out of it. So, guy! Stop feeling like you got sugar in your mouth.

22. Chivalry, within reason. Holding the door for us? Yes. Ordering for us? No. Unless your date can't talk. We can do the ordering ourselves. Thank you!

23. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist please. We will finally accept your offer ok. False

24. Buying undies for your girlfriend is like buying a present for yourself. If she's showing you her undies, chances are you'll be removing them. Assess your priorities, sir. Buy her shoes or Gold necklace instead .

25. Don't try to feed us. We not an infant and it's not romantic. We know how to feed ourselves more than you . We should be the one helping you out instead before you stain your shirt.

26. It's okay if you want to watch "Titanic" with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Jack dies, you are
going to have to start answering some questions.

27. Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing most times. Lolz

28. As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets
the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you.

29. When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, lie just a little. But only do that because you love us.

30. We only have two to three bras that we alternate. We tell you we just have a bunch of the same one. Lies! False

31. If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or
blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober.

32. It freaks us out when you put a
t-shirt on after sex but walk around without boxers. It's not becoming. You rather put on your boxers or walk around naked. False

33. We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No
woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't call at specific time you promise to call.

34. We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given. So don't even start misbehaving. False

35. If possible, never tell us your ex's full name, because we might not be able to avoid hate-stalking he on facebook for
weeks for no actual reason and finding a dumb reason to fight with you. That's us for you. False

36. We pay very, very close attention to the way you treat your mother . We think that's how you will treat you.

37. Sometimes we pretend that we don't know how to do something, just because you look so cute trying to figure it out. If you are observant, you will notice that lil smile on our face as we watch you struggle with the task. False

Jenny1010:


5 flaws? Are you serious

Jenny1010:
I expect nothing less from a lazy bone. Sleep tight bob

icedbeatz:
8. We are the same human being with
makeup and without it. If you truly like us
with makeup , you have no excuse not to
like us without makeup. It's still same
person.

this is bullshitt many of you girls will be irritating to the eyes if not for make ups and when that shitt is wiped off y'all look like baby gorillas except for the naturally beautiful sweet ladies though.

Hanny99:


Haaahaha! y u dey bash women like this?

ugotex85:
Wow! Interesting, I must confess, I learnt something. Thanks OP, though some points you raised might not be general views of all ladies.

Jenny1010:

I expect nothing less from a lazy bone. Sleep tight bob

Enegod:
101 reasons not to read this shit...I fell asleep on number 7

Jenny1010:
I expect nothing less from a lazy bone. Sleep tight bob

icedbeatz:

Hahahahahaha don't mind me honey, I just type things the way they are, I don't like lies which is what she did there and some other ones. btw I'm it's not bashing dear it's truth and you know that. hope you are having a swell time?

icedbeatz:

bros if you believe all this then you're still a learner. most of them are lies, never learn how to treat a lady from a girl better off learn from a retired player cos they have seen it all.

icedbeatz:

Jenny1010:
1. To a woman, the hottest thing in the world is watching a man deftly perform a task. If you've got one thing that you're good at cooking, carpentry, whatever, let us catch you at it.

2. If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why
should we spend time and money that we don't have in excess when our target audience doesn't even notice?. Now you know why your wife stopped dressing like she use to before.

3. Every woman you've ever dates imagined what her name would sound like with your last name.

4. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. It's not jealousy.

5. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you'll leave us alone. That's the easiest escape route and it's works all the time.

6. We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right every moment.

7. If you wear a cap/hat on the first and second date, we conclude within us that you are baldheaded. It's now left for us to decide whether to carry on or not.

8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person.

9. We want you to look nice, but please don't spend more time getting ready than we do. You are guy for God sake.

10. We really don't like your skinny jeans. It makes you look gay.

11. We know we snore sometimes. Don't ever tell us when we do. Just keep it down deep inside your mind. Get it

12. We understand the World Cup, premier league and champion league too, maybe even more than you. Just that we don't like to make too much noise about it. Within us , we know about the game more better.. Trust me!

13. We think guys who call every day and don't ask us out are playing hard to get. Come on, collections-department guy!. I mean, which guy call you everyday and spend long minutes on phone , yet never ask you out. He wants you to beg for it .

14. "Ours" is a powerful word to us. We love guys who use the word "ours"or "our" when referring to things he got... Yeah! When discussing with us , say things like " our house " "our bed" "our car" ETC . It makes us feel safe.

15. When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty.
Please tell me you don't regret loving me." Yet, some slowpoke guys won't get it. Why telling me that I'm fat? Did I tell you I didn't know?

16. Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to
the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do. We always think if you talk badly about your friends to me, you will probably talk badly about me with your friend. yes

17. Never hang up first. Let us be the one to hang up, it will do both of us good. Don't say I didn't tell you oo.

18. Joking about your joystick size makes us feel uncomfortable every time. Yeah! We are laugh at your silly joke, but deep inside we are uncomfortable.

19. When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously. As a sharp guy you suppose code nawh.

20. At the end of a first date, just call us the next day if you liked us. You can wait three days if you want, but it will only piss us off. And we might hate you for pissing us off.

21. No man ever talked a woman into sex. Ninety-nine percent of the time, a woman knows she is going to have sex
when she walks out the door. Men can only talk themselves out of it. So, guy! Stop feeling like you got sugar in your mouth.

22. Chivalry, within reason. Holding the door for us? Yes. Ordering for us? No. Unless your date can't talk. We can do the ordering ourselves. Thank you!

23. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist please. We will finally accept your offer ok.

24. Buying undies for your girlfriend is like buying a present for yourself. If she's showing you her undies, chances are you'll be removing them. Assess your priorities, sir. Buy her shoes or Gold necklace instead .

25. Don't try to feed us. We not an infant and it's not romantic. We know how to feed ourselves more than you . We should be the one helping you out instead before you stain your shirt.

26. It's okay if you want to watch "Titanic" with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Jack dies, you are
going to have to start answering some questions.

27. Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing most times. Lolz

28. As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets
the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you.

29. When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, lie just a little. But only do that because you love us.

30. We only have two to three bras that we alternate. We tell you we just have a bunch of the same one. Lies!

31. If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or
blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober.

32. It freaks us out when you put a
t-shirt on after sex but walk around without boxers. It's not becoming. You rather put on your boxers or walk around naked.

33. We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No
woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't call at specific time you promise to call.

34. We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given. So don't even start misbehaving.

35. If possible, never tell us your ex's full name, because we might not be able to avoid hate-stalking he on facebook for
weeks for no actual reason and finding a dumb reason to fight with you. That's us for you.

36. We pay very, very close attention to the way you treat your mother . We think that's how you will treat you.

37. Sometimes we pretend that we don't know how to do something, just because you look so cute trying to figure it out. If you are observant, you will notice that lil smile on our face as we watch you struggle with the task.

Enegod:
101 reasons not to read this shit...I fell asleep on number 7

segedoo:


dude,
who are the 2 late stars btw easyE and HeavyD?

I think I know everyone else.