BREAKING NEWS –
Former US President
George W Bush
Converts To Islam,
Credits Hamza Yusuf
JULY 7, 2014 | MULLAHLIAMADDEEN | 1
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In a press conference today, former US
president George W Bush announced to
the world that he has decided to convert
to the Islamic faith. This amazing
conversion story has shocked both the
global Muslim community and the
American public. Bush appeared before
the media, along side his long time
friend and confidante Shaikh Hamza
Yusuf, to tell of his conversion and to
answer any questions from those in
attendance.
Describing how he felt after he had
embraced the faith, Bush said,
“Well, in the words of the great James
Brown, I feel good. Like I knew that I
would. I feel good. So good. So good. I
got you Allah.”
The former commander and chief
continued,
“After takin’ my shay-hay-day, I feel
such a sense of relief, such a sense of
calm. Like the calm after the storm when
the rescue teams come. Like the calm
after Katrina, y’all know what I mean?”
A reflective Bush continued to tell of his
long time affection for Islam,
“I always said, even while I occupied my
office and Iraq, that Islam was a religion
of peace, and I really meant that. I know
I lied about other things, but that was
one of the true ones. Y’all are so nice,
an’ welcoming. Almost like a whole
religion of Texans. It really changed my
life when I found out white people could
be Muzlums too. Its like I learned
somethin’ or somethin’. Its hard to
express what I’m feelin’ in words y’all
will understand. Knocked my socks off,
tell ya what. Knocked ’em clean off. Its
like someone just came in and turned all
the lights on. I was in complete darkness
pretty much before, but now I feel pretty
happy. I feel fresh like a new born baby
boy.”
When asked if it was his own self
studying of the religion that had brought
him to his decision, Bush stated,
“Well to be honest, not really, not really
no. I mean, I have been a friend for a
long time with my buddy Hamza here,”
the former president said as he slapped
Shaikh Hamza Yusuf on the knee in a
jovial manner.
Speaking of his long time mentor, Bush
said,
“I give a lot of credit to Shaikh Hamza,
or Hammy as I like to call him. Hammy
an’ me go way back, and he’s helped me
a lot you know, teachin’ me the basics of
the deeni-oolla. How’s my teej-wad
Hammy?”
Shaikh Hamza Yusuf smiled, nodding his
head in the affirmative. The respected
California based scholar offered much
praise for the newly converted Bush,
“I have known brother George for over a
decade now. I can remember the first
time I met him in the Oval Office. There
was just something about him, I could
see noor just pouring off his face,” the
Shaikh said as he began to tear up, “I
thought… (sniff), Wallahi… Huwa min
Ahlil Jannah!… (sniff)… and I made du’a
for him ‘Oh Allah, give this beautiful
man faith in You.’ And here he is today,
he has said his testimony in front of two
witnesses. His whole past life of sins are
totally wiped clean, he has a fresh start.
He is totally forgiven, completely
innocent, as the day he was born.”
“Yeah, I like that part,” chuckled the
former president. “Cuz I’ve made some
real doozies in my day. But its all
smooth sailin’ from here on in to Janet
Faradawzi. That’s the Muzlum word for
heaven. I don’t know who Janet was,
maybe Adam’s third wife or somethin’.”
Among the gathered reporters was
Muntadhar al-Zaidi, an Iraqi journalist
and broadcaster who infamously threw
his size 10 shoe at the then President
several years prior. Al-Zaidi addressed
the newly converted Bush saying,
“Mr. President, I am so overjoyed that
you have embraced the true religion,
and you have come to your senses. I just
want to say that please accept my
apology for throwing my size 10 shoe at
you, and for calling you a dog. It is
really wrong for a Muslim to hurt
another Muslim, so I just wanted to ask
your pardon for that lack of good
manners.”
“Well here’s the deal Zaidi,” Bush said,
“I sure do forgive you. I mean, if Allah
can forgive all the things I did to your
country of Iraq, and all the things I did
in Afghaniland, I think I can find it in
my heart to forgive a Muzlum brother.
So al ham-doo-la-la-la. So long as ya
aren’t one of them shi’ites, its all good
bud.”
With that, the former leader of the free
world ended the press conference with
prayers of peace and a heartfelt thank
you,
“Thank y’all so much for being so kind,
really means somethin’ to me. Wa
lakaam asalaam wa rami-toola wa
abracadbratuhu. I’m still workin’ on my
teej-wad, but y’all know what I mean.
Peace.”

Why are they all converting to Muslim , something is smelling

adeekiti:
Why are they all converting to Muslim , something is smelling

that's the promise of Allah

SMH..

I smell something bad next

smallrincowis16:

that's the promise of Allah

source ,or just taqiyya?

smallrincowis16:


that's the promise of Allah

Bunch of deperate id.iots. Is that want Islam is all about propaganda and lies .

No, I'm a muslim but this news is false, his daughter is a muslim but he is not. Call me a bad muslim but I don't even want him to be, I want him to burn in hell for all his crimes.

Ovacoma:

source ,or just taqiyya?

Can you just shut up with the whole taqiya rubbish? Hypocrite!

https://www.nairaland.com/2372289/taqiya-ultimate-deception

ZoranderGraeme:


Can you just shut up with the whole taqiya rubbish? Hypocrite!

https://www.nairaland.com/2372289/taqiya-ultimate-deception

did you tell the op that lied to promote Islam to shut up? You are the hypocrite, as the the lies of the op soothe u.

ZoranderGraeme:
No, I'm a muslim but this news is false, his daughter is a muslim but he is not. Call me a bad muslim but I don't even want him to be, I want him to burn in hell for all his crimes.

Shut up you liar. His whole family members are christians

ZoranderGraeme:
No, I'm a muslim but this news is false, his daughter is a muslim but he is not. Call me a bad muslim but I don't even want him to be, I want him to burn in hell for all his crimes.

Ovacoma:

did you tell the op that lied to promote Islam to shut up? You are the hypocrite, as the the lies of the op soothe u.

Read the truth about taqiya, it's a christian tradition.

JohnnySins:

Shut up you liar. His whole family members are christians

Many news outlets reported the news and there's even a youtube video, I'm not sure about their authenticity, but I have not been given any reason to doubt them, until now?

Please if you have any evidence that refutes this, I need to see it. I don't like being misinformed.

ZoranderGraeme:


Many news outlets reported the news and there's even a youtube video, I'm not sure about their authenticity, but I have not been given any reason to doubt them, until now?

Please if you have any evidence that refutes this, I need to see it. I don't like being misinformed.

The person you are referring to is called lauren booth, she is british and she's not George bush's daughter. His two children are christians

JohnnySins:

The person you are referring to is called lauren booth, she is british and she's not George bush's daughter. His two children are christians

Well that makes sense. But do you have any source that confirms this?

ZoranderGraeme:


Well that makes sense. But do you have any source that confirms this?

There is something founded in 1998. It's very good at answering questions and giving sources. It called GOOGLE.
Google lauren booth's picture (tony blair's sister inlaw), compare it wilth the YouTube video you watched.
Then Google goerge bush's children and check their religion.

JohnnySins:

There is something founded in 1998. It's very good at answering questions and giving sources. It called GOOGLE.
Google lauren booth's picture (tony blair's sister inlaw), compare it wilth the YouTube video you watched.
Then Google goerge bush's children and check their religion.

You don't have to be sarcastic. Alright, it seems I was wrong, my fault entirely. George Bush and everyone in his family are christians. Lol! Unfortunate for them but good news for me. Thanks for clearing it up for me, douche.

It's ok, remember when michael jackson converted muslim after sometime he died. So what next.

OJODEL10:
It's ok, remember when michael jackson converted muslim after sometime he died. So what next.

It's a lie, he never converted

JohnnySins:

It's a lie, he never converted

Lol! You refuting all these does not add to or take away from our cause, I get you're crusading for the truth, but you behave as if by them accepting or not accepting it actually proves anything. They being famous is of no use to God, and I don't know why some think famous people accepting islam is any different from a peasant on the streets of somalia accepting islam, for in the eyes of God, that peasant is worth a billion times more than the famous dweeb who chose to go astray. God doesn't need them.

Sahih International: O mankind, you are those in need of Allah , while Allah is the Free of need, the Praiseworthy. Quran 35:15

Sahih International
Those who have believed and whose hearts are assured by the remembrance of Allah . Unquestionably, by the remembrance of Allah hearts are assured." Quran 13:28

Bush did not convert to Islam. It's the same type of lie as the one about Neil Armstrong hearing the call to prayer on moon. Rubbish.

However, let me say that I am glad he is a Christian and not an atheist which would dirty our reputation.

onetrack:
Bush did not convert to Islam. It's the same type of lie as the one about Neil Armstrong hearing the call to prayer on moon. Rubbish.

However, let me say that I am glad he is a Christian and not an atheist which would dirty our reputation.

i even read the false claim of ricardo kaka conversion. Religion built on must be sustain by lies.