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Funny Wise Quotes by ddaammyy(f): 4:10pm On Jun 13, 2015
WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a
type of sandwich is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a
secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any -
Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell
before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable
of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes
wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school
without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
cool. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
indomie seasoning sachet
is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson
Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either
looking for job or needs
money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
ENJOYYY!!!
Re: Funny Wise Quotes by Qu3sT(m): 4:16pm On Jun 13, 2015
Only a nairalander will make a pointless thread and hopes it lands on the Frontpage - Albert Einstein (2005)
Re: Funny Wise Quotes by kazmanbanjoko(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2015
Qu3sT:
Only a nairalander will make a pointless thread and hopes it lands on the Frontpage - Albert Einstein (2005)
and only questers will hope dat another man's thread wont make frontpage (either pointless or not).

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Re: Funny Wise Quotes by Sunjos: 4:52pm On Jun 13, 2015
Lol... Funny

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