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5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by misspicy(f): 9:39am On Jun 18, 2015
1)They’re Too Close to Each Other
Most women’s breasts have 2 to 3
inches of space in between them,
but implants shrink that gap
significantly. If it looks like hers
are touching in the middle,
they’re likely fake.



2)They’re Too High Up
Another dead giveaway: her
breasts are set too high on her
chest. Usually, they should sit
right around where the armpits
are, but a botched bo-ob job
when implants are placed in from
the armpits can make the breasts
ride up higher. This is easier to
see when women are wearing
swimsuits, because padded
pushup bras also lift up breasts.




3)They Look Like Cantaloupes
“Natural bre-asts are shaped like
pears or teardrops, but if hers
look more like big, round melons,
that’s a telltale sign they’re fake.
That’s because unlike real breasts,
which are naturally fuller on the
bottom, implants are evenly
distributed with silicon or saline
from top to bottom, creating a
perfectly round shape.



4)You Can Spot Scars
Plastic surgeons generally use
four access points on the body to
put in implants, all of which leave
scars: The belly button (look for a
scar about half an inch up from
it, toward the abdomen); the
inframammary crease between
the breasts and chest (leaving two
symmetrical scars at the bottom
of the breasts); around the
nipples (but she’d have to be
topless for you to see it); and the
armpits, which leave the most
noticeable scars.


5)You Can Hear Sloshing
You might need bionic ears (or
just a quiet room) for this one to
work, but here’s a sign you can
actually hear instead of seeing:
Women with saline implants—an
alternative to silicon—will
sometimes give off a “sloshing”
sound when they move side to
side. That’s probably the result of
the surgeon filling up the implant
once it was inside the woman’s
breast. “If the implant doesn’t fiwww.menshealth.com/sex-women/fake-breastsll
up all the way with saline, it
creates anwww.menshealth.com/sex-women/fake-breasts air pocket, which is
audible. It’s not something you’d
notice on a woman walking down
the street, but you can definitely
hear it in an intimate setting



source:www.menhealth.com/sex-women/fake-breast

cc:Lalasticlala

Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by farano(f): 9:41am On Jun 18, 2015
Just here to read comments tongue
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 9:42am On Jun 18, 2015
Not all natural breasts are shaped like pears or tear drops. Some ladies have well rounded natural breasts.

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by agarawu23(m): 9:42am On Jun 18, 2015
OK we don hear
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Enegod(m): 9:43am On Jun 18, 2015
Any boob is better than no boob at all undecided

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by alberto2k(m): 9:43am On Jun 18, 2015
farano:
Just here to read comments tongue

am here to Read comments and experiment your boobs grin
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Cutehector(m): 9:44am On Jun 18, 2015
Oya farano, sinaj, Mhizkel, etc make una tell us d typ of bo_oobs wey una get...
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 9:46am On Jun 18, 2015
Wow! This is amazing.
I know what to say but I won't talk because I'm fasting....
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by MzCorleone(f): 9:48am On Jun 18, 2015
misssclassy:
Not all natural breasts are shaped like pears or tear drops. Some ladies have well rounded natural breasts.

True

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 9:50am On Jun 18, 2015
as for me undecided fake boobs are usually too strong, with no room for compression, maybe thats why most girls would always say, 'just fvck but dont press' undecided i wonder where that happens
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by missbehave247(m): 9:50am On Jun 18, 2015
Ladies in the house "how true is this". So funmi breast was fake





Ladies deceiving Niggaz since 10000BC
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by farano(f): 9:51am On Jun 18, 2015
alberto2k:
am here to Read comments and experiment your boobs grin
U don tk style temme wetin dey hungry u abi tongue
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Whizzcute(m): 9:52am On Jun 18, 2015
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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 18, 2015
misssclassy:
Not all natural breasts are shaped like pears or tear drops. Some ladies have well rounded natural breasts.

Well rounded natural breast " in Papa Ajasco Voice " ojigbi....
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 9:53am On Jun 18, 2015
@Misspicy include your link.
The super-mods won't move it to the home page if the link is not included.
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by TRADELYN: 9:55am On Jun 18, 2015
I will fire farano as a mod if this does not hit FP. tongue
shocked shocked shocked
*Research Mode Activated*
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by sinaj(f): 9:56am On Jun 18, 2015
at cutehector... u nid to c mine to tell me d category it falls on.

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by dharay99: 9:59am On Jun 18, 2015
1-4, kinda tru.
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by GeneralQuamdeen: 9:59am On Jun 18, 2015
OMG... Missspicy.. Your thread is really spicy... Thank God i wont be fooled again..
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 18, 2015
TRADELYN:
I will fire farano as a mod if this does not hit FP. tongue
shocked shocked shocked
*Research Mode Activated*

Farano doesn't move topics to the home page.
She is a sectional mod, not a super mod.

Moving topics to the homepage is a super mod's job.

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by GeneralQuamdeen: 10:01am On Jun 18, 2015
misssclassy:
Not all natural breasts are shaped like pears or tear drops. Some ladies have well rounded natural breasts.
like yours... Hehehe
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Nobody: 10:01am On Jun 18, 2015
So?
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Mhizkel(f): 10:11am On Jun 18, 2015
Cutehector:
Oya farano, sinaj, Mhizkel, etc make una tell us d typ of bo_oobs wey una get...
grin You really wanna know?

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Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by corisande: 10:17am On Jun 18, 2015
grin
Brezz matter
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Cutehector(m): 10:20am On Jun 18, 2015
sinaj:
at cutehector... u nid to c mine to tell me d category it falls on.
for sure. I'd soon come down to ph.. Will gv u a call.
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Cutehector(m): 10:22am On Jun 18, 2015
Mhizkel:

grin You really wanna know?
yeah yeah. I'm kinda curious
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Young03(m): 10:23am On Jun 18, 2015
Sori 2tel u
my gf boobs de like slippers bt i dnt press whil fvckin
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Mhizkel(f): 10:28am On Jun 18, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah yeah. I'm kinda curious
Well, mine is real and as big as a watermelon! cheesy wink
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Slimzjoe(m): 10:33am On Jun 18, 2015
This signs are not justified In anyway!
How many Naija girls Have the time and money to even do a Boob surgery
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by faith551(m): 10:41am On Jun 18, 2015
Boobs!!! Deceiving men since 1800bc, ones they are out of the fancy covering, u barely recognise them, that's what pushes them into it.
But they've got to understand we like it natural, I hate plastic!!!!
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by Dgunnerz(m): 11:09am On Jun 18, 2015
Mhizkel:
Well, mine is real and as big as a watermelon! cheesy wink
Can I touch?
Re: 5 Signs That Tells You Her Boobs Are Fake. by alberto2k(m): 11:15am On Jun 18, 2015
farano:
U don tk style temme wetin dey hungry u abi tongue
Tay-tay. . . i OTU tell u my mind -X grin

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