i hate GNLD with Passion Dont Blame me let me tell u why

In 2006 after Finishing my Secondary, i discover a sign Post " Wanted experence Driver, school drop out cleaner, sales rep etc salary na 48 thousand na so my Hand Big trust me as a warri Boy na so i apply for the Job and they ask us to return for Interview the next day

See Miracle na so i starch my T shirt con iron am like say tomorrow no dey omo, day never break i don get up brush my teeth like 4 times, take my bath n carry all the Perfume for our House take don fine Boy

day of interview see People for outside i was like God help me na my turn reach, na so i lose control wen i see the Fine sexy lady oboy my broda just dey stand from my trouser na i cross my leg just to answer my question na she come tell me say congratulation u just pass ur test i nearly jump kiss am see Gbedu but she con tell me to come the next two days with N500 becos dey are taking us to their main office for far away benin to lectures us about the work n get started omo na so i pay mugu fee like dat

two days later my papa don wake me from bed na so i start preparation for my travel from Delta to Benin na so i don dey make call dey booga say i don turn big boy see talk na em i reach Rev okewa office for airport road near total filling station estate for warri na so pay my N500 enter their motor we plenty like say we dey go war, shio na so we enter Benin play play con discover say na GNLD na so dey lecture us until sleep catch me

Trust Warri boys na so we start to find person wen we pay moni give so as to re-collect our N500 dey guy don vanish na so we face driver oboy na war, driver self chop craze con tell us say watin be he own for inside na drive he drive us na so i carry hand for head this na one chance na so we carry enter motor go back to warri with no GNLD Officials on board

Wow

since 10 years ago??
guy

Rolling on the floor...