Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head
will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will
say let's go home and U will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a Yoruba
Have a pleasant day!!!

lol...'Igbaju-oloyi'

lordrayne:
lol...'Igbaju-oloyi'

that one will make u forget ur name