2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: MTH 211
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy
breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating
such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time.
Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses
and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN
the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance
of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and
she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent
and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how
long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you
don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked
behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are
single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the
girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
GOOD LUCK.

Am coming with the answers.. .. Old tho..