Patwhizkid (self-proclaimed nairaland 1st lady) and Aje4naija (de only 'woman-wrapper' on nairaland)!
These two romantic couples have been away (missing) for a while now. Could it be dat they've had a secret weddin, eloped from N/L, barred for de timebeing, or dat their FREE BROWSERS has stopped workin?
Pls, any nairalander wif useful info should post a thread here.
Ohh! Our 1 and only Whizkid, wey dey like chase only guys threads! We can't wait to find u and Aje!

Na economic depression de worry their pocket. They are crashing like the stockmarket. . Seun should please bailout these members so that NL can continue to bubble .

Bia Hollysmile, i dey o. I no marry aje again o. I anounced my wedding here on N/L, didn't u see it? Breaka & others are aware of it. I dey very busy with my assignments na im make i no dey 2 active these days. Besides, e get some small boys & gals wey come N/L 2 insult oda pple, e come make N/L dey boring, na all dose tins dey scare me away 4rm N/L. Anyway, am back!

Pat witch is baq! Yaaay. . .

Czarskit, na u be witch.

Pat, so this is the hideen agenda? No problem, there is nothing hidden under the sun, now I surely know. thanks though!!

Excuse me eyo, i dunno d hidden agenda u are talking about. Plz try 2 read d thread/other posts b4 u post anyfin. Thanks 4 ur understanding & cooperation.

It was stated that u might have been married n thats why u rarely come on here, tell me the truth now before the pot starts boiling.

D aforesaid by d poster is a ultra vires null & void of no effect. I said i am busy with my assignments datz y i've not been active, ok?

U can do/say anytin u lyk o, itz none of my business. Itz only my . . . . dat is allowed 2 question me here on nairaland. U don't have dat right eyo.

Oops! Da boss is back!
Whizzy, u welcome, shaa!
Hope u did ur assignments very well?

Hi holly, how are u doing? I did them very well sir. Thanks

I tot we had a chemistry sparking.?? And who is your , ? that has the right to tell u wat to do in NL? Its like ur hard on NL and soft on the phone.

If u wanna know my . . . ., chat with breaka, he will tell u. I am hard on fone 2.

Ok ooo, breaka abi? No ish,

Gawd help dem! So we still have pple dat can't coordinate simple grammatical communicando here, hmmm. I won't mention names.

Hhhahahha, why did u hang up? cos of what I said u Dey feel me, or dontchu?

@Whizzy, i'm doing just so cool. De house must've missed u - includin me!
@Eyo, me no fit comprehend ur qualms oh!
So u follow dey go disturb her for phone, abi? If u need online chic, go facebook! We're here to share ideas, chat, catch some fun, know what's poppin around de world - not to search for chics to 'corner'.

Plz eyo, am married. What do u want 4rm me?

Hollysmile:

@Whizzy, i'm doing just so cool. De house must've missed u - includin me!
@Eyo, me no fit comprehend ur qualms oh!
So u follow dey go disturb her for phone, abi? If u need online chic, go facebook! We're here to share ideas, chat, catch some fun, know what's poppin around de world - not to search for chics to 'corner'.

Please n please holly, never had tha intention to search for a chic here, our Chemistry sparked along the line sometime last week n we started off from there, its quite surprising that she's denying me now. JUdas Isscariot!!

Hullo holly, am still with u guys, & i missed some of u guyz 2. Well holly, maybe we'll chat 1 of dis days (with no strings attached), or wat do u think?

Eyo eyo, i hail o

@Eyo, it's a pity u smashed ur own heart wit ur own hand. But, why u come dey try blame am on whizzy, nao? Anyway, sorry for de heart wey break.
@Whizzy, u ain't got to worry about that. I don't dream of what i can't grab hold of!
U can always holla at me whenever u feel it's convenient. It'll be a great pleasure, u know?

Ok holly. Thanks 4 ur cooperation & understanding.

Horn-Line Day-Tin on Koboland! Witch kid is switchin' b/w 'm' & 'f'. . .

Czarskit, am not witch kid plz, am whizkid. If u dunno knw how 2 spell it, then call me pat. And FYI, am a female.

myself and rubbie were also missin and afta our marriage im bak
but not 2 often,rubbiee is 5mnths preg 4 me now

C'mon whizzy, why would you decide to switch from 'm' to 'f' cos of some mentally derailed fellas?
They'll feel they're truly hurtin u and u wan2 change ur identity cos of dat.
Want u to re-adjust it back to how it used to be. How 'bout that?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ok holly, i'll definitely do. Bia tommy, y are u hmmming?

ehmmm. . . ehmmm. . . ehmmmm. . . This is funny ooo. . . I was thinking, how come two giels wanted get married with each other. . . . . Than I was thinking is it the poster is in love with the two ladies than I was thinking,. . . . the poster just dey find the two ladies and then I got myself all confuse