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| Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by Hardaysheenar(m): 6:57am On Jun 28, 2015 |
;DWATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coaches is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel to African Magic][b]WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coaches is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel to African Magic][/b] 1 Like |
| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by acenazt: 7:11am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Lmao Manchest Wenger. That was hilarious |
| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by Nobody: 7:27am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Lalasticlala com and c o, ishilove................hilarious |
| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by innofyno(m): 7:44am On Jun 28, 2015 |
 ....lol mr bean=wenger1 Like |
| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by ijobaooorun(m): 10:15am On Jun 28, 2015 |
| and this is noting but a joke |
| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by oyindare(m): 11:08am On Jun 28, 2015 |
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| Re: Watching Football Match With Ur Wife And Die Young by Chestar5(f): 12:28pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
I suppose no laff  , but on a second thought......  |
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