This is just to start a lively sunday with something you've always know, I was just reading through comments now when something pops in me that I write what am seeing and I came up with this well compiled list for some exceptional people here on Nairaland.

1. FASTEST FINGER AWARD: Am sure even the dead will bear me witness that the Fastest Finger Award should not be something we're to debate on since we all know the answer before the question was been spelt out, it thus goes to no one bt INTROVERT.

2.COMPARISM THREAD AWARD: Lol, am sure majority will be thinking why I started my talk with lol#, its not a 'mistype', its deliberate; I dey see vision say this guy name go soon change to 10 ways to..., To difference between... Cuz na him area of specialization be that and the award knack for one person hand who be TOSYNE2MUCH.

3. NAIRALAND MINI GODS: I troway salute o! This ones na the opomulero (householder... Literal though) of nairaland, na for this kind writeup you go dey hear their names. After writing a very beautiful and creative thread like mine( winks), you still need to call on some nairaland gods before your piece of creativity will be published i.e Making frontpage. This award will be given to some people because they aint one, I start with LALASTICLALA, MUKINA2, na the two weh my lil brain fit remember be that, U can add yours later.

4. NAIRALAND FOOTBALL GIRLIE: Girlie o, for so long I've been waiting o... Make I no turn here to studio. This individual am talking about is likely to be seen whenever Arsenal is playing! Yeepa, see as people dey already shout i name... That person is nobody but MUKINA2

5. SMILEY,!SMILER!! - Dhooor, when I don't know what to use as name nko *baddo*. The person weh collect this award ehn, there's absolutely nothing that he'll not open his big mouth for #no offense though#. Even if you talk say I get big d*c.k, baba go open teeth. Calling on ORIJIN101.

6. FRONTPAGE LORD: When talking about frontpage lord, this individual fit post 'k' and you go dey see people dey book space cause they over sure say frontpage na surepass. And its no other person but LALASTICLALA.


N.B. Feel free to add yours and please don't mind my English, am typing from a bold 5 BB and its my first time, so am open to critique and encouragement. Thanks so much

CountDracula:

wetin I do na

Orijin101:
baba, na romance you suppose create this thread na. . . E for generate alot of traffics

mi no know now BTW can the mods please help move this thread to where it'll generate more traffic or probably frontpage.

tosyne2much:
Wonderful write-up OP



So I made ur list ?


*dancing shoki*

) Thanks so much bro... Always looking forward for your posts, they're always captivating and lively

caslord:
) Thanks so much bro... Always looking forward for your posts, they're always captivating and lively

Thanks jawe my surest padi

tosyne2much:
Thanks jawe my surest padi

Anytime hommie