big_bumper:


When did he say tht Sharon you have to decide NOW, who is the girl you want to take take home to momma out of these two girls, Busy_bodi or Big _bumper

~Sauron~:

Tufiakwu,  . . . . . .Wash G-string ke??
I don't want to catch whitlow on ma fingers.

Help a bruvva out.
Start with Jenny and Tope2000.
Their sex drive is monstrous.

big_bumper:


When did he say that Sharon you have to decide NOW, who is the girl you want to take take home to momma out of these two girls, Busy_body or Big _bumper

~Sauron~:

Help a bruvva out.
Start with Jenny and Tope2000.
Their sex drive is monstrous.

tope2000:

Ass?? no so treetop??
i no get ass oh but i have buffie the body's number
u want??
and busy_bodi has succulent boobs, choose ur choice

i love everything proportionate
with great abs in tow

~Sauron~:

Tufiakwu,  . . . . . .Wash G-string ke??
I don't want to catch whitlow on ma fingers.

Help a bruvva out.
Start with Jenny and Tope2000.
Their sex drive is monstrous.

no they will break me with their monstrous selves

~Sauron~:

Tufiakwu, . . . . . .Wash G-string ke??
I don't want to catch whitlow on ma fingers.

Help a bruvva out.
Start with Jenny and Tope2000.
Their sex drive is monstrous.

HeatFusion:

I can sue her right?
Ok,as my housegirl, call my lawyer for me by tomor.
I want that woman arrested for looking like that on her weding day

tope2000:

DEAD
Are u sure u r not mistaking sauron for debo
cuz sauron aint a thong washer

Treetop20:

lol non!
i love everything proportionate
with great abs in tow
no they will break me with their monstrous selves

big_bumper:


Lawdy, shoot, that reminds me, I left Debosky tied up in bed and said I was only popping out for 5 mins

Treetop can you be a darling and let me have some of your viagra too, I need it to get Debo's thingy up after leaving him trussed up like a turkey for the past 3 hours

big_bumper:


Lawdy, shoot, that reminds me, I left Debosky tied up in bed and said I was only popping out for 5 mins

Treetop can you be a darling and let me have some of your viagra too, I need it to get Debo's thingy up after leaving him trussed up like a turkey for the past 3 hours

tope2000:

*eyeing sauron*

busy_bodi:

as if u dont like it,was it not u dat was shouting for angel gabriel to come take u to heaven when u were climaxing

and hey wash dat g string wt care,and stop sniffing at it for d aroma

Treetop20:

you can try cialis they last longer

Treetop20:

i don't want other lads "half chop"
i am fine thank you  

~Sauron~:

U are ma number one. Don't worry about Big Bumper n Danke.
Danke has a case to answer with NAFDAC after serving food posion in the last party we had.

big_bumper:

A beggar has no choice, pass it over pronto


Chei, see your life Jenny, you don become ajeku

*hands her a pack of cialis*
but is that debo on your profile?
cover his face with "polythene" bag while you lot
are at it

glorina:

I am not ur housegirl o. I work with the US Government, if you know what i mean

By the way, do u still do modern slavery in this day and age? Better repent o.

You are going to do the sueing yourself. Even ur co-jubilators won't come and help you. As you lay your bed so you lie on it. Pele  

HeatFusion:

Iyalode, your wahala is too much o.
Make I no dig your eyes out o, comot your eyes from dia
LOL where's jgirl na? I missed her too
Infact, if you leave my rich husband alone, I'll give you H202, Bawomolo and Dayokanu all free with eyonigger and inspire_m as a token of gratitude.
c'mon, continue to play with the one you're playing with now. 
As long as e no reach my side or else, I go steal that ur cute ghana man

HeatFusion:

LOL, You be housegirl, you suppose to dy lay my bed.
You telling me that it's not made? Better go and fix it before I come after you with hot iron.
Lazy girl

US govt ko US housegirl ni

Treetop20:

*hands her a pack of cialis*
but is that debo on your profile?
cover his face with "polythene" bag while you lot
are at it

big_bumper:


Please na, okay I will return him after summer, I just wanna be gazing into his mesmerising eyes and be worshipping the words proceeding outta his fine mouth

Jgirl mistakenly wandered into the politics section and fell into ROFLMAOKobojunkie's trap and before she knew it, found herself responding to Kobojunkie's 1001 questions

Add Adam Broody and Dafidi and sillyboy and na2day to those names you listed above and I promise you I will never disturb you again

Oya come carry the Ghana man, him too go reach like sistawoman's husband's age in 3 years time and start complaining that 5 times a week is too much, abeg I am still in my prime and peak, come carry am abeg, he will soon be condemned good too

glorina:

my dear. You call me lazy. Yet you're looking for someone to help you lay your stinky bed. Isn't that contradictory? olodo!

HeatFusion:

Iyalode,
You sef dey talk abt sex etc when oga dey lay in bed dey wait for you?
I dey shame for you oh.
Make I no report you

busy_bodi:

as if u dont like it,was it not u dat was shouting for angel gabriel to come take u to heaven when u were climaxing


and hey wash dat g string wt care,and stop sniffing at it for d aroma

DeReloaded:

awo funfun

HeatFusion:

LOL, SHARRAP DIA JOR
Lazy girl

big_bumper:





Ty4real asked of you and wanted to know your new username and I told him but also told him I would be banned in mistake once you start causing your wahala again Jenny, you sure there has not been a case of mistaken identity because me I be gentle lady who cannot say boo to an ant

DeReloaded:

awo funfun

glorina:

No, You Shut The Fukc Up HeatFusion! Before i send my Government officials to descend on you.
Do you think i'm one of ur slves? Abeg carry your lazy stinky ass go jor.
You are going to wash your pata yourself. You will not get a househelp. Modern slavery is a disease

HeatFusion:

Ah ahn, I say I no do. . . .leave me jor.
You no say I no settle for anything less than brilliant/fine.
If I let you borrow him, who go replace am? This does not mean he is not irreplacable if he continues to ashewo kakiri

OMG!! May God bless you. Look eh, I dey even give you Adam's leach, take ammmmm. Plzzzz, take am for free. I'll even pay you to take him out of NL. Here's a million US dllars
But you can't have sillyboy o. . . .na my personal person Dnt even go dia.
As for na2day, the person to ask is SISIJINX

LMAO e no go complain jare. The man is tooo fine, and he dares not complain abt your sexy sef.   Or else I go snatch you myself

busy_bodi:

e be like say u come dey take dis thing too far

busy_bodi:

ty my first husband i don miss dat guy dieeee,tell him his prayer(for me not to get banned)did not work,now wait a minute,r u sure u aint snatching ty4real behind my back, back stabber

HeatFusion:

@Busy Body
LOL. He can play with you but he always finds his way home
Seriously. I'll leave her alone as it is

awon alubosa Angry

HeatFusion:


Seriously. I'll leave her alone as it is

DeReloaded:

wetin concern onion with white fowl. abi you want to cook it?

half-namesake, I see they have released your name. Did you give up your first born?