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Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by Nobody: 2:39pm On Oct 20, 2005
Q: What is the difference between your wife and
the washing maching?

A: You don't have to hug the washing machine
after you drop a load in it.
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by nferyn(m): 2:42pm On Oct 20, 2005
Why, I like to hug my washing machine. It has too many buttons, though. Difficult to find out which ones you need to press if you want to turn it on
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by hotangel2(f): 6:49am On Oct 22, 2005
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Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by wale4x35(m): 12:26pm On Dec 07, 2005
You can stop your washing machine if it starts "whining", or better still some washing machines stop "whining" automatically. Once your wife starts, she NEVER stops.

Regards,
Emmanuel.
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by nike4luv(f): 3:15am On Dec 19, 2005
man rolleyes
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by nicetohave(m): 5:27am On Dec 19, 2005
You can stop your washing machine if it starts "whining", or better still some washing machines stop "whining" automatically. Once your wife starts, she NEVER stops.

Regards,
Emmanuel.

Good stuff wale4x35, good stuff cool
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by clemcykul(f): 4:29pm On Feb 12, 2009
@post
lol
when a woman starts whining it's better u leave the house, cuss the more u hang around the more she see something to complain about.
Re: Difference Between Your Wife & a Washing Machine by Ben13: 5:07pm On Feb 12, 2009
not always true

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