I spend my life 12-16 hours a day in front of my computer, i don't have girlfriend, a pet, a 'real job', car and house.
Should i kill my self by electrocute my self to my computer

sharrap. Log off your PC and find something else to do.

There are many girls on NL who live the same way. You can hook up with them

Na wa 4 u o! Dont worry, I have a solution for you:

self-service your life out! That way, you're fockin your new girlfriend (your hand) and at the same time, playing with your new pet (your prick)!

B

gombo_s:

I spend my life 12-16 hours a day in front of my computer, i don't have girlfriend, a pet, a 'real job', car and house.
Should i kill my self by electrocute my self to my computer

Too expensive (you may damage the computer), and quite unreliable if you live in naija and don't have a private power generator. I suggest you find a good rope and hang your self.

This man just said he was going to kill himself. What f what you wrote was the last thing he heard. He has already planned the whole thing out and you are encouraging him. @ the poster take the advice already given. Log off the computer and go out. Go to church, be a worker in church, find a hang out spot, be involved in something etc. You do not have to be super outgoing but you do not need to sit in front of the computer all day. Don't you have family? You can PM me and if am online we can chat. Abeg no kill yourself o.

I have a house, a car, a pet, and a real job to pay the accompanying bills
Can we trade? I could your extra hours.

@poster
i wish i had all that time on my hands

Outstrip:

This man just said he was going to kill himself. What f what you wrote was the last thing he heard. He has already planned the whole thing out and you are encouraging him. @ the poster take the advice already given. Log off the computer and go out. Go to church, be a worker in church, find a hang out spot, be involved in something etc. You do not have to be super outgoing but you do not need to sit in front of the computer all day. Don't you have family? You can PM me and if  am online we can chat. Abeg no kill yourself o.

Of course I'm encouraging him. If he feels his life is boring b'cos he spends too much time in front of a PC, then his death, while saddening cos of the people that love him, is good riddance to bad rubbish. Someone contemplating suicide on the basis of spending too much time on a computer should not be cultured (as you are suggesting).

To culture him is to give credence to his reasoning. There are people in the world with genuine problems, some of whom are starving daily. His death would make more resources available for those people.

Suicide cos of boredom, baka! go ahead be my guest.

All of una wey dey encourage to go ahead with the suicide, what of if he really (God forbid) goes ahead? Abi una neva hear of the guy in the US that committed suicide in a forum like this right in front of his web cam?

Anyway sha I no the guy is joking, prolly just needs some attention/company - and he succeded in getting it!

@ gombo_s, why dont you take up outstrips's offer?