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I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:15am On Mar 05, 2009 |
I am back . . . . . to all my pals who missed me, where the heck are u guys Gabby - die hard babe lolabey - lost but found clemcy - grand mother of jokes saucekid - trouble has met his match dani1luv(so na u be 001 of jokes now) Migines - forever lost gem Thuglife - No hope of change for you Sammy - . . . hmmmm tyty - where is ur husband Tufe - u no dey try oh tope_tdear - u sef no dey show again ben jay - prefers chasing hips to browsing WHERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!! NOTICED that there are new comers here too. Make i see if i fit spoil something 1. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded 2. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. A man after losing one of his arms felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide. Standing on the ledge about to jump, he looked down he saw a man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. As he looked closer he saw that this man didn't have any arms. He started thinking, Why am I feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms happy to be alive. He rushed down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the man how he had saved his life, and he knew he could make it with one arm if the man could go go through life no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again and The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" The man with no arms replied, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches." |
Re: I Am Back by sexyLeamon(f): 5:16am On Mar 05, 2009 |
welcome back even though I don't know u |
Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:32am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Thanks for the recognition. I'm as old as Methuselah on this forum. Infact, i need to give u a gift for recognising me . . . . . . |
Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:33am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Fred, in deep thought, is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Fred? " "My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant." Jerry replies "That's not possible." "It's true." Jerry asks, "How could a seven year old make your secretary pregnant?" Fred replies, "He punctured my condoms!" |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 9:52am On Mar 05, 2009 |
ituen whre did u keep our hubby tufe? ] why u log out again now |
Re: I Am Back by tytylayor: 10:14am On Mar 05, 2009 |
ituen baba, hw u dey nw, i hope u r bak fully o true true, where u keep our hubby @yjokes 2 & 3 ftalmao |
Re: I Am Back by Ben13: 10:19am On Mar 05, 2009 |
huh |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:20am On Mar 05, 2009 |
iyawo howdy |
Re: I Am Back by CuteAngel(f): 10:21am On Mar 05, 2009 |
welkom back! welkom back!! welkom back!!! |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:23am On Mar 05, 2009 |
thanks |
Re: I Am Back by Ben13: 10:30am On Mar 05, 2009 |
U're welcome |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:33am On Mar 05, 2009 |
i tok 2 u? |
Re: I Am Back by CuteAngel(f): 10:33am On Mar 05, 2009 |
welkom back from kirikiri cell |
Re: I Am Back by Ben13: 10:38am On Mar 05, 2009 |
she works as a waiter there |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:47am On Mar 05, 2009 |
so u ate and dine dere too |
Re: I Am Back by dani1luv: 10:50am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Welkome bak Iteun |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 10:54am On Mar 05, 2009 |
my pleasure danny |
Re: I Am Back by romsky: 11:06am On Mar 05, 2009 |
any tym dearie |
Re: I Am Back by dani1luv: 11:08am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Jealosy |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 11:10am On Mar 05, 2009 |
den u are a jealos |
Re: I Am Back by Ben13: 11:10am On Mar 05, 2009 |
I'll take that to be a compliment, miss |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 11:14am On Mar 05, 2009 |
good 4 u boy |
Re: I Am Back by dani1luv: 11:16am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Mummy I want Tea |
Re: I Am Back by romsky: 11:17am On Mar 05, 2009 |
go buy from mallam |
Re: I Am Back by dani1luv: 11:19am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Mallam Benzene don go eat 4 buker |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 11:46am On Mar 05, 2009 |
him no dey siddon 4 him shop |
Re: I Am Back by dani1luv: 12:31pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
When na girl nyash him dey; when trailer con jam am |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 12:33pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
eeyayy too bad,infact its 1million bad |
Re: I Am Back by olulu(m): 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
@poster nice jokes |
Re: I Am Back by Lolabbey: 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
on behalf of my fada inlaw (ituen) i say thank you |
Re: I Am Back by Ben13: 1:16pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
U're welcam |
Re: I Am Back by olulu(m): 1:18pm On Mar 05, 2009 |
Lolabbey: fada in law? thot he was d one doin u |
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