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| Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by Nobody: 6:31am On Jul 09, 2015 |
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate; ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash). Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku -e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part) ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni. -Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by chybykee(m): 6:40am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Abi? Which weed you smoke before you right this thing sef? |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by SirHouloo(m): 6:47am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Eleyi gidi gan nio... Laarokutu Nice one! |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by Nobody: 6:57am On Jul 09, 2015 |
chybykee:Ngozi, u can never get me. |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by Nobody: 6:58am On Jul 09, 2015 |
SirHouloo:Thankz |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by DJEhimond(m): 7:12am On Jul 09, 2015 |
OP, you no try gan .... What of warri na? Their father! Sorry, their dad! 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by Nobody: 10:48am On Jul 09, 2015 |
FP pls @ lalasticlala
this is damn hilarious |
| Re: Imagine If ATM In Naija Speak Our Dialect by Acecube(m): 11:45am On Jul 09, 2015 |
me no understand a thing  |
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