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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by PoDeep(m): 3:40pm On Dec 03, 2006
Alright people make way, an introduction is in effect.

Seems like it's an AHH re-union in this muthafucka. . .

You know who the Bleep it is. It's tha D. O.T.U.N in this mutha!

"the way i make a mark on the mic, u can call me the lyrical sniper,
with no beats i'ma have wack cats dancing to my tune like the Pied Piper,
by d time i'm done, u'd have your hands up in the air like you were giving Jesus a wiper!"

you know who the Bleep it is!!
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 3:58pm On Dec 03, 2006
'sup Sid. This tourney's been lagging, we need to start in ernest.

At y'all who don't know, Po Deep's my yunger bro [also known as dotun on ahh].

Akz in tha building !
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by tianshie(m): 5:06pm On Dec 03, 2006
[b]Lyrical Excercise (Sublime sh*t)


Einstein didn't start 2 talk until the age of three
so brovas I hold my spit knowin it's not tha volume but tha pedigree
I've been often compared to an angel's wings
could it be tha angel dust or tha fact that I hug clouds whenever I bust
I hold my sh*t 2getha like tha toilet bowl
tighter than an anal ring smoother than china silk on a geisha ho
I blow a hole in any wall of blokes tryin 2 stop my glow
without a tech it's tha spoken word got them shook you know
i can't be touched like powerlines in storms
and I can't be rocked like specious stones
I'm tha King of Kings holding court on tha hip hop throne
I seen tha silly clones spittin wannabe lyrics
up in my b'ness tuggin at my lines chewin for thickness
b*tches are vasoconstrictin off tha ice on my wrists
and when I touch'em they say 'Tianshie,ice on my cl*ts'
use protection even when I'm fcukin in tha rubber plantation
no hesitation whether or not there's deep penetration
you only get heavy rotation when I throw away your lyric pad
sock you in tha jaw now you're spinnin got you screamin 'Dad!'
I stay on top like tied laces you hang low like chippin soles
if it comes to blows I'll be tha one dealin out tha throws
I'm one in a million,a million and one gestapos can't stop me
no one can best me even if I died I'll battle posthumous
listen to rumours and you'll miss tha facts-- instead of gats
pull out tha mats let's be rubbin hearts settle tha spats
I want beef cause I take no bull gimme respect
you know my spec radioactive shell payin out death
I'm cocky cause I got more balls than tha average n*gga
that's why my sh*t bang harder than a couple in winter
I'm like a never ending story spittin ceaseless banter
nairaland without me is like christmas without santa
more force,,,,,,,,,,,,,phew!
Lyrical excercise,,,breathe easy.Don't try this at home.

Peace 2 Shish,Hustler,Toosyn
Word up paddy?how it do.

I'm out like dying flames.[/b]

Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2006
Where errbody @ ?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 7:49pm On Dec 03, 2006
Where errbody @ ?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Jduck13(m): 8:31pm On Dec 03, 2006
@ Tianshie
U out like a dyin flame please u is da dyin flame
My spit put u out and cool down ya game
u started as a spark and now u jus ashes
Im a forest fire and da rest is jus matches
U aint a match homey U is nothin
u da smallest flame in da game u jus fromtin
man u couldnt set A barn wit hay to flames
u couldnt burn toilet paper ya games to lame
couldnt melt a candle couldnt make it wax
when im meltin da mic and everyone who attacks
Man im so syk dat dey callin me young pac
and yea u goin down like ya names young jok
it wont stop so dont sweat da tech
have pieces of u ever where like u a car in a wreck
Ive been In da game for ever ruled da world for a century
and I spit more bars then da state penetentury
im 6 inches away and im still out ya reach
coz I keep da mic stainless like I washed it with bleach
I dont herem speakin I guess they plead the fifth
and he make more attempts to run then Emmit smith
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 8:52pm On Dec 03, 2006
Tianshie,

you and i both know Faggy_ho is wack and is nothing but an asskisser. . .
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by paddylo1(m): 9:12am On Dec 04, 2006
@, JFuck, Gba ojue.x, Food boi, Fake loyals,
Its o.k, u cats still want to front, don't think i won?
I will teach u, school u, to respect the don,
Lets go,


I come sick wit this, real wit this,  ma shit i don't write,
Fake homies, i will diss, deal wit it, ma shit i don't bite,
Err time i appear, u fools turn white wit fright,
Still movin that white, across state lines, i be hustlin all night,
Supply fake f*cks like J Duck, yes i be keeping him High,
Make money off lame f*cks, watchin his brain cells fry,
Still got white whores, in front seats, lickin ma stick,
Got ma black, pros, booty so big, eating ma d*ck,

You lames in here, please disappear, i take on anyone without care or fear,
Still rolling past u in ma cars, as u stroll in ma rear,
view mirror, na i aint no hero,
just adding more zero's to ma bank funds,
Ma style, u can't zero on,
i evade u dudes like am James Bond,
Paddy_lo, so real, ask that genie in your mirror,
Who's the Flashiest, who worth a coupla millions,
Counting big stacks in Dollar,Naira and Euro,

I am sick with it, show y'll no mercy,  like that Old Emperor Nero,
Y'll can't take it, better end your pain, like that old Bitch Cleo,
patra, slap ya fakers, lock u in ma dungeon, make u count ma deniro's
when u done, raise that cage, send in them Tigers,cheaters and Leos
I am real, what the deal, dummies
keep tessing,
ma rhyming turn u into mummies,
keep flexing,
your muscles, and i will shoot u in your tummies,
with ma nickel plated smith n wesson,
dumb ass phonies, 

JDuck, don't f*ck with tha don, i'll turn your mama into a crack LovePeddler,
Make her itch for that white, got that white bitch on all fours,
Pull bums from the street, make them F*ck her in her back door,
rear end the bitch, you bitches are dead ends,
you all can't reach, ma level, i ball monday-sunday,
weekday or weekends,
I set Trends, and like Diddy, you all are going to Press Play,
and watch me stunt,i flaunt ma wealth err day,
I'll make y'll bitches starve like its Lent,
Ma Stlye Fake fools be studying, trying to Patent,
F*CKERS,

Ha Ha, i feel better now, kilt u fakers now,
Let ma real go getters now, keep showing these jokers how,
we run this sh*t, hatas can't see us now,
we the don in this biz, u'll will soon have to bow,
Down to paddy_lo, BIG SHI, TSANSHIE, SLEEK,
Am out hata's, y'll can suck ma d*ick,
ha ha,
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by paddylo1(m): 9:29am On Dec 04, 2006
@gba ojue.x,
ass kisser, nah u the one kissin ass nigga
am just bout ma paper, i do this shit cause am bored, go figure,
i live in philadelphia, i got major paper, faker, this is just for liesure,
u the one kissin ass in err, u is a major d*ck taker,
ha ha,

@ TIANSHIE,
Word up homie, real recognize real,
am just tired of fake asses in here acting like cause some fake ass dey yankee, them go dey respect am,
ha ha, am in yankee too, and i got more paper than that una main man MONIKA, Ha ha, ,
big up, Tianshie, do your thing, school these fools,
am out,
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 12:33pm On Dec 04, 2006
Sid Green:

Magneto how you dey now? grin
hope you still got the honeys bending to you like metal
you know how we do konko below

what the pause for boys and girls lets rip shit cool

it is what it is playa! cool

dem shawties keep bending over at the wave of ma hand/
as i unleash magnetic forces they just cant withstand/
touch em toes, stick it out, real nice n slow/
while i teach em how to do the konko below/ grin



@ G-man oops gbade grin -  lets get it crackin homes. . . . err the rest of da crew be?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by menike(m): 9:02pm On Dec 04, 2006
I need no rhymic structure
Cusz my I live a dedicated life of a vulture
I'm a certified gangbanger and a proud crack baby
Never talk real and wind up shady
Black is my skin but I got an italian mafia mind
Bleep wit any Hoodloyal niggaz I admit U might end up blind
Money, Power , Respect ain't even wit my clan
Itz KILL , WACK , MCZ like Sushi, Sleek and TINASHIE
We give them a drive by leave their families in pain
Akz up on Nairaland - Damn Tinashie, U better step up
Cusz Sid and co might as well leave FLOMIRAKULAZ stressed up
But wit me and the LOYALZ we Akz cool
Never find us frontin' but we do it fools
Niggaz - Where Sushi, Abdulla, Sleek @ - I bet they Nairaland fools
I told them several time never to mess wit the LOYALZ
Cusz we rep the U.S, Nigeria and we all  reall HOODLOYALZ
I lived the hard surulere - So U know I know my hustle - U fools
Panty Hole, Pepi seen y'all goin' after my school
Rap better be the only job u got
Cusz when I'm out of this bars - U goin reside in Car parks


@Sid Green
WELCOME TO Nairaland .

@Paddy_lo (Panty Hole)
Those sh*t U have there , Seriously are they Rhymes or Love Poems
Cusz It took me a while to figure Out  undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided 

And next time U call out MONIKA, Don't forget to add the LEWINSKY (U rooky)
Cusz If I didn't fu*ck the PRESIDENT - I wudn't have this riches now  grin grin grin grin cool


                                  LIFE'S GOOD
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by paddylo1(m): 12:57am On Dec 05, 2006
@MONIKA,

See, it takes u a while,
to figure out ma style,
cause am so far ahead, u are in denial.
Homie am all about ma bread,
keep frontin and you'll eat lead,
coupla, shotz, whiz past your forehead,
see i can switch up ma flow,
dude am all about ma dough,
Rock ice, thats bright like snow,
I was born in Nigeria,
Hustle from here to bavaria,
you dudes should wipe your eyes, to see a little clearer,
U see my bitches, love ma pace,
the way i stroke, love ma pretty face,
u can check some out on my space,
Monika, my dough is quite bigger
Dont have to F*ck, no one, nope i aint a Gold digger,
i just seal oil deals,
u can catch me at OPEC'S next meeting in ABUJA,
you see, fake ones like you,
don't know how we do,
please, go watch some youtube and get a clue,
Go Learn about Nigeria,
Big bosses of Africa,
but we still run u fools in America, ha ha,
F*cker

am out, peace to my real naija people, no joke,
u know how we ball, straight spraying dollar bills errday,
in that owambe, ha ha.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Jduck13(m): 3:27am On Dec 05, 2006
Yo man I aint wastin No more rymes and paddy ho Im jus wantin to know when the freakin tourneys startin
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 8:29am On Dec 05, 2006
Jduck, his name's Faggy_ho. Dude's beginning to have the same homosexual fantasies Shishi used to have. Besides, it's well known Faggy_ho's been d*ckridin' them FLOMIRAKULUS just for favours. Friggin' asskisser.


@magneto:

yo! What it is mayne?! Hw about a battle or somethin'? Me's gettin' bored over here. . .
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 8:36am On Dec 05, 2006
Man, you are half as bored as I am embarassed

I've seen enough of rap attacks and wealth attacks, I need to see a tourney kick off but we aren't cooperating, it's been over 2000 views without a tourney.

So tired my matress gets up before me.

Anyone with a better idea?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by menike(m): 8:37am On Dec 05, 2006
(Jduck - U don't need to  . I'll lay him to rest)

@Paddy_lo

You freeze when the MENIKE speaks, it's like I say cheese
I show voilence towards flutes, and I'm known to slay rede's!
Your brains weak, I maim geeks,And I got em standing back
Your fate is to die choking, like ya granny having asthma attacks
I'm bout to rip this fool i'll take him back to school
This guy worships me like can i collab witcha crew  
I show lyrical violence towards flutes, and I'm known to slay panty ho
And leave him rappin' like he was some niggaz down ass ho
Nasty - I'll leave your balls hurld like a high pitched singer
And have you bow down to me with just the click of a finger
Make U a fool like Nas did Jay wit his lines on Ether
I'll have him begging up to me like "SORRY SON DAD"
Cos I'm the return of the mac like mark morrison U rooky pad
A certified DON of my era with a dirty italian blood
Nigga messin' wit me and hoodloyalz I advice U need some xtra blood cloth
Ya Dynasty Panty_ho is under construction time to face it
I put more wholes in this Nairaland than a construction sight wit U in it
I mean reallly, ya lines old, so just refresh ya sh*t
I'll lay in the street and dodge every punch U put in this Nairaland sh*t
So put your best to shame cusz in text your less then lame
And in audio you'll never be smokin on the traccs like electric trains
Cusz all this bitch can do is stutter and stammer
If I really wanted to drop a punchline- I'd rather drop a hammer (Pus*sy)
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 8:55am On Dec 05, 2006
@ christino:

u know, i've got an idea. Why don't we just start off the tourney as it is with just 3 groups?

And also about the battling system, why don't we set it that individuals from one crew go against individuals from another crew? It'd sure be better than the crews making diss tracks and sh*t like that!
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 8:57am On Dec 05, 2006
@ christino:

u know, i've got an idea. Why don't we just start off the tourney as it is with just 3 groups?

And also about the battling system, why don't we set it that individuals from one crew go against individuals from another crew? It'd sure be better than the crews making diss tracks and sh*t like that!


@menike:

pls, don't bother wasting ur tyme with Faggy_Ho, he's not worth it.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:13am On Dec 05, 2006
If you read the original post on the first page, the aim of introducing each group member with a slogan was targetted at individual battles. Basically group tourneys are aimed at individuals, i.e. you concentrate on one person but also spill some semen on the other group members.

Need I introduce Hit em up here?

But how do we get three groups rolling, we won't get a sure winner, we could get a tie. If each team wins then we have three winners - no elimination.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by hoodboi(m): 11:20am On Dec 05, 2006
i'll like to know what group gay hoe is, i'ma burst him so baddddd, i've been holdin myself fo a while but i can't nomore
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by kaydee(m): 12:48pm On Dec 05, 2006
@ Paddy_Lo
Bring ur crew down here and let's kick-off.That makes it 4 groups.Correct me if i'm right.

I don't understand Christino and i feel Gbade.X mo but anyhow tis gonna be;let's get thiz sh*t started.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 7:21pm On Dec 05, 2006
@ kaydee,

yo, i thought you said you were introducing a 4th group? Eitherways u can always sign up with magneto. . . dunno if Po Deep wants ta battle.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by PoDeep(m): 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2006
Ay,wat it do wit y'all young bloodz out derr?jus wantd 2 ask.if y'all got judges n a jury,d'z dat mean y'all got lawyerz too c'z i wldnt mind being a defendant 2 somone up in dis mofo
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:07pm On Dec 05, 2006
Yea, every rapper here is a lawyer fighting his case, it's up 2 d "public" to see who wins or steps down.

Get the lowdown>?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Jduck13(m): 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2006
Yo Man Im ready to rip some fake cats up in here so Faggy Ho get a crew or someone else get a crew we can bust up
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by DaSnake(m): 9:59pm On Dec 05, 2006
Yo IM bought to start my own crew Jduck13 u wanna roll wit me anyone who wanna join is welcome
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Jduck13(m): 10:01pm On Dec 05, 2006
Sorry coz but I cant roll wit u Im wit Da HoodLoyalz
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by DaSnake(m): 10:02pm On Dec 05, 2006
IIght dats cool Anyways



Im startin a crew anyone wanna join can
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by menike(m): 11:29pm On Dec 05, 2006
@Jduck, Hoodboi

Killin or rippin Panty _ho or gay _ho makes no sense
Cusz his a worthless son of ours (Fathers don't kill Son y'all) grin grin
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by gbadex1(m): 12:41am On Dec 06, 2006
@kaydee and magneto,

why don't y'all join up with Snakey o'er here and form a crew, at least just for the tourney. . . ?
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by paddylo1(m): 12:58am On Dec 06, 2006
@Monika,

Ha ha i am back ready to mob  
rob u leave u six deep,
Got this homie Monika shook ones,
shaking like am Mobb deep,
Homie bring your whole crew,
matter fact throw in ya mama,
I destroy fools,
Please check out the depth of ma grammer,
I Pull Felonious capers,
U'll kick fallacies,
am a remedy yo malady,
Am a still Count enormous paper,
fake wannabees, am a black hole eating up your galaxy,
Funny things am still not a rapper,
aint bout bein pretentious,
Just kicking this cause i want to,
locked up the game like detentions,
Homie i am ma own man, don't need a plan, aint got no stunt ,hype man or stalwart,
Dude, i carry ma flame,
u bitches are lame
start dancing around like Bentley Fansworth,
Anything i say i do u fake homies say you too,
Still got a 3room to ma name in Abuja, wuse 2
I be making moves in 3 continents
Homie where y'll been at
Catch me eating continental breakfasts
in Philadelphias downtown Hyatt,
I carry this on ma shoulder,
yes i am that homie thats bolder,
i battle u on 2 threads biatch Monika
still knocking em fools heads together
F*cker

Yep, I will reply times 2, any faker want to front online be ma guess
Just say shit u already done, no fantasies bitches.,, ha ha,
am out.
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by hoodboi(m): 3:27am On Dec 06, 2006
wat it do menike. how u dey mein, been ril busy tryna see do some skool stuff nd tryna see woa i can do ta get ma sh*t recorded,

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