I got this from a friend this morning.
Read it and enjoy!

[b]In an oil company, a man was about to receive a contract of ‪#‎39 million‬ when his wife called him on phone.. on phone.
Wife: Wooooooooow! Darling I've a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this..
Husband: Wow, Ok pls I will call you later. I'm about to receive a contract of #39million
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, it is very URGENT
Husband : But I'm about to.........
Wife: Pls just COME HOME BABY. TRUST ME.
Husband: Emmmm. Pls my wife just called me for am urgent thing. Pls grant me the access to go and come back quickly
Company: Well, if you leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to the contract
The man quickly went home....
Husband: Seriously sweating! Honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 39million??
Wife: Honey our troubles are over and God has finally answer our prayers..
Husband: Are you pregnant?
Wife: Haha honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed you in your contract meeting
Husband: Wow, so what's the surprised?
Wife: Being happy honey I can't believe this, you know we've been praying over 6 months now! God has finally answered our prayer. That big rat that always disturbs us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called you to remove it.... I'm afraid of touching rats.
What will you do, if you were to be the man?[/b]

Na real agent of satan be dat

Na witches for im village enter the wife, no be im wife dey talk at that moment.

lol. na sheet of paper we go take sign the divorce certificate dat instant.