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Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2015
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by falconey(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2015

Hmmmm
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by demmy0325(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2015
undecided..
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by AzontoGhost(m): 5:56pm On Jul 20, 2015
czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!
Here is the list of some funny observations
about Nollywood movies.
1. It’s funny that a
Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it
actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost
look “left and right” before crossing the road?
3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in
love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or
run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in
the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy
Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of
ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in
Nollywood movies.
9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah’s dad?
12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a
blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.
Maybe you have something to add? cheesy cheesy

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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:01pm On Jul 20, 2015
O.p how dare u? I will deal with u today. Petrodollar3, santamafia, crudegh come around.
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2015
Funny op and funny responses grin captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Vicintonsh(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2015
yeah...dose ppl act wack!!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by wheesin(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2015
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just click on it and help..or else ....angry
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Askseek(f): 6:08pm On Jul 20, 2015
Ghanaian movie kę. I was a teenager when I learnt I am highly allergic to the migraine inducing scenes they put together. I'll cope with Nollywood.
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
firstEVA:
Funny op and funny responses grin captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman
lol, jiggamangh is around, he will come very soon.
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
AzontoGhost:
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It’s funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. Maybe you have something to add? cheesy cheesy
be that as it may,...there
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2015
AzontoGhost:
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It’s funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. lol,be that as it may,....Ghana still got a long way to go. Maybe you have something to add? cheesy cheesy
lol,y
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:20pm On Jul 20, 2015
Captainswag225:
O.p how dare u? I will deal with u today. Petrodollar3, santamafia, crudegh come around.
lol,calm down!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:21pm On Jul 20, 2015
firstEVA:
Funny op and funny responses grin captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman
he's calling his goons!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2015
czarr:
lol,calm down!!
dont worry, they will be in soon. Jiggamangh, mrham03, crudegh, iamord, santamafia, petrodollar3. Pls come here
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2015
Vicintonsh:
yeah...dose ppl act wack!!!
as in mehn,too bad.
they've got back storylines!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2015
Askseek:
Ghanaian movie kę. I was a teenager when I learnt I am highly allergic to the migraine inducing scenes they put together. I'll cope with Nollywood.
lol
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by JiggamanGh: 6:39pm On Jul 20, 2015
czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

This guy can't be taken seriously, so you base all this on one movie. Not every movie made in Ghana is ghollywood, horrible name by the way. There are horrible movies made in America but it's not Hollywood.

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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 6:44pm On Jul 20, 2015
kiss
Fuckeduppedness cool arrant crap from the Federal Republic of Mumus

Shitnigeria is only known for 419 shocked yahoo yahoo cry pick pocketing cool corruption embarassedexams cheating sadmoney rituals grin witchcraft cool militants, oil bunkerers :-Xpirates,pimps,pr0stitute, terrorists
czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:51pm On Jul 20, 2015
petrodollar3, i salute u sir, fire that boko
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Remilekun101: 7:03pm On Jul 20, 2015
angry

Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by mrham03(m): 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
Ishilove, come and see dis nonsense oo
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2015
PetroDolla3:
kiss
Fuckeduppedness cool arrant crap from the Federal Republic of Mumus

Shitnigeria is only known for 419 shocked yahoo yahoo cry pick pocketing cool corruption embarassedexams cheating sadmoney rituals grin witchcraft cool militants, oil bunkerers :-Xpirates,pimps,pr0stitute, terrorists
wow!!
only naija?lol
doesn't change the fact that GH is still backwards in entertainment!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:01pm On Jul 20, 2015
Remilekun101:
angry
loool!! why y'all bitter?
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:03pm On Jul 20, 2015
JiggamanGh:


This guy can't be taken seriously, so you base all this on one movie. Not every movie made in Ghana is ghollywood, horrible name by the way. There are horrible movies made in America but it's not Hollywood.
ghollywood is definitely a horrible name!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:05pm On Jul 20, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLefuz9dIqw?version=3&hl=en_US


To further buttress my point..
this is just embarrassing!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by deewhone(f): 5:33am On Jul 21, 2015
czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!
Probably, its a comedy
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 7:44am On Jul 21, 2015
deewhone:
Probably, its a comedy
not at all...
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2015
MUMU-in-Chief cool

There are no words to describe Shitnigeria grin

Such a miserable, stinking place embarassed bullsh1t country inhabited by azzholes and thieving scvmbags angry grin

Shitnigeria jagajaga Everything scatter scatter Poor man dey suffer suffer grin gbosa gbosa, gunshot inna de air grin grin

Fuckeduppedness cry

czarr:
wow!!
only naija?lol
doesn't change the fact that GH is still backwards in entertainment!!
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Csami(m): 12:16am On Jul 22, 2015
Ghana will always remain in the dark.
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 2:44am On Jul 22, 2015
Nonsense! How is it Ghana's fault your country is a certified sh1thole?

Shitnigeria is dustbin country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in shitnigeria because the country is more evil than the combined forces of the entire army of darkness!

Csami:
Ghana will always remain in the dark.
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Csami(m): 9:25am On Jul 22, 2015
PetroDolla3:

Nonsense! How is it Ghana's fault your country is a certified sh1thole?

Shitnigeria is dustbin country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in shitnigeria because the country is more evil than the combined forces of the entire army of darkness!


Is Nigeria your nemesis? Anytime you here the name you just loose it like a crazy tiger on bicycle.

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