There are sum tite diss lines, that just make you wonder to what length some people's lyrical creativity can take them.

Not looking for songs. Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most!

Don't forget to include the disser and the dissee

The Takedown Jigga's diss at Nas

"Went from, Nasty Nas to Esco's trash
Had a spark when you started but now you're just garbage
Fell from top ten to not mentioned at all
to your bodyguard's "Oochie Wally" verse better than yours"

Chei! Jay wound Nas there!

"I showed you your first tec on tour with Large Professor
Then I heard your album bout your tec on the dresser
So yeah I sampled your voice, you was usin it wrong
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

Another Blow


Ether Nas response to Jigga's The Takedown

We thought Nas wud not be able to do better! But men did he surprise us all!

"You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me
or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly"

Wow! Nas got him there!

"Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?"

Shit!

"You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trynin'' work it out, you tryin' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm trynin' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm trynin' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow"

So sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

You say you got money but you still skinny
. . .Your thin neck like guinea fowl'

These Modenine lines made me go . . . 'WHOA!!! That's dumb'

eldee:

You say you got money but you still skinny
. . .Your thin neck like guinea fowl'

This Modenine lines made me go . . . 'WHOA!!! That's dumb'

contradiction eldee. you are the dumb one here!
eldee if u were to rephrase this diss line what would it be?
most of u are so dumb that u only criticise others.
this is an hilarious metaphor. whoa eldee you arethe dumber one!

ofokasibe:

contradiction eldee. you are the dumb one here!
eldee if u were to rephrase this diss line what would it be?
most of u are so dumb that u only criticise others.
this is an hilarious metaphor. whoa eldee you arethe dumber one!

I wouldn't even use it, Why?? Because I'm not a rapper
'I'm a consumer and I want sumn for my money'
Does not being a rapper make me dumb?? NO!!!
But does accusing sumone of dropping wack lines when you're doing exactly the same make you dumb?? DEFINITELY!!!

P.S It is not a metaphor

You say you got money but you still skinny
. . .Your thin neck like guinea fowl'


i dont know how the above line can be termed wack unless ur sense of humor is not functioning.
if yu call that wack then nas calling jayz big lip shud be termed wack as well.God save nigerians

In a desperate effort not to make this another Modenine Vs Rugged Thread

@topic
Haterz, I ain't mad at you
If I wasn't me I'll prolly hate me too

Jay Z - Jockin' Jay-Z

toluwalomo:


There are sum tite diss lines, that just make you wonder to what length some people's lyrical creativity can take them.

Not looking for songs. Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most!

Don't forget to include the disser and the dissee

@ ELdee

Did you read that?
if yes why droping that first line there.
There is another thread for what u droped there
I've been watching you man
Stop hating and get a Life!

You 36 the same age jay retired

you got 3 awards but u aint getn notn other than a few applauds


big baby - ghetto p(mode9 diss)

khanye:

@ ELdee

Did you read that?
if yes why droping that first line there.
There is another thread for what u droped there
I've been watching you man
Stop hating and get a Life!

Erm I'm sorry . . . I skipped the whole post and read this part

'Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most!'

You tell me yu've been watching me . . . damn, you need to get a real job, cus El doesn't know you exist!!!
Fucking hell!!! How many times do I have to tell you lot that I'm no Illbliss or Ruggedman . . . Modenine is not a threat to me, so there's no point hating him.

@topic
Niggers don't want beef, they're vegetarian
You so scared of pussy you came out of Ceasarean

Nas - M.C Burial (50 Diss)

if eldee is the don then i be the boss/the game is well seasoned we dont need sauce(sauce kid)- ruqus

that line made me go waoh this guy got the gut.

why is ur name sauce kid at 24 what will yu call urself wen yu 30 sauceman?-- rukus

when hin start 2 migiyah
people start 2 cheer
wetin he dey try say 4 so long
hin name na eedris how come
he sabi speak in tongue- Ruggedy

Loving it, letz keep the Suya burning,

Baba this baba that,
u not a father,u got intellect myopia and wen
i - diss - a - baba
its not ethiopia

mode0 - talkn to u

tosinaded@:

Baba this baba that,
u not a father,u got intellect myopia and wen
i - diss - a - baba
its not ethiopia

mode0 - talkn to u

I think this is naija's best ever diss line

And this is nairaland's best diss line :

Who gave this punk an xtra life? Cos he's 'dead n gone' like J.T/TI.
I think Jesus saved him like Lazarus,I'm about to kill him again and keep away this rust !

what d u think?
someone was dissing yabman

"I don't need to say it,the fans know/u tryin to be hard,but you look like an asshole/, Dr. Dre on Obie Trice's shit hit the fan ft Eminem(Ja Rule's diss). The trio murdered Ja on dis 1.my best diss song ever

tosinaded@:

You 36 the same age jay retired

you got 3 awards but u aint getn notn other than a few applauds


big baby - ghetto p(mode9 diss)

This makes me go like "Duhhhh ". . . . . . So weak

I am about Dollars who the F, k is Fifty Cent

When its hot (Jay-Z)

You had to get shot nine times just to get rich

Jada Kiss

J.D don't fuk wit me if ya gon eat cus i'l do ur lil ass like Jay did mobbdeep. 50cent - piggybank.
Mamas happy her boy's gettin older but not too happy about a bad body odour.(i wouldn't take dis), GhettoP- BIGBABY DISs mode9

kelis said her milkshake brings all the boys to d yard and Nas went str8 and tatood the bitch on his arm, 50cent- piggy bank

The Line didn't make me go waoh but it was okay. . .

". . . 99 percent of your fans are high heels"
- Canibus (2nd Round Knockouts - LL CoolJ Diss)

and then LL's reply :

". . . ask Canibus, he don't understand this/
'cause 99 percent of your fans don't even exist/"
- LL CoolJ ('Bis Diss)

Wordsmith:

The Line didn't make me go waoh but it was okay. . .

". . . 99 percent of your fans are high heels"
- Canibus (2nd Round Knockouts - LL CoolJ Diss)

and then LL's reply :

". . . ask Canibus, he don't understand this/
'cause 99 percent of your fans don't even exist/"
- LL CoolJ ('Bis Diss)

Haba!!! Where's Sauron

These were just hilarious to me when I heard 'em.

"lyrically I murk u, physically I hurt you, ye'ain't neva ran tha streets u had a curfew" - T.I 's 99 problems(Lil' flip ain't one)


"Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something
You fucking with me, nigga ?
You mess around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the F**k up
Before you get smacked the F**k up" -  2 Pac's hit 'em up (diss to them bad boy crew)

You wanna rhyme like Lloyd Banks repeat after me
I'm a G-Unit toy soldier
On Sesame street doing voice overs
Bitch ass nigga need a rhyme dictionary, to rehearse his lines
Sound like Oscar the Grouch, with them nursery rhymes
We was in the studio, when I first got signed
He got stuck, he called 50 tryna borrow some lines
That's the wrong nigga, when you need help with your rhymes
All he gon' tell you is say G-Unit one more time

The Game - 300 bars and running

Hey Nas, your whole damn style is bitten
You heard my melody, read about my life in the papers
All my run-ins with authorities, felonious capers
Now you wanna live my life, so what's a hasa Nas?
Niggas that don't rhyme right, you've seen too many movies
Load em up against the wall, close his eyes
Since you lie you die, GOODBYE
Let the real live niggas hear the truth from me
What would you do if you was me nigga

2pac against all odds

Now err body may feel Ja Rule's career's over and shit but during the AfterMath/INC wars, one of Ja's Diss that stung -

". . . Marshall, your mom's a crackhead, your wife's a known slut/
so what happens to Hailie when she grows up?/"
- Ja to Eminem.

that line stung so tey Eminem had to reference it in his song "Toy Soldiers"


also -

this line wasn't a diss to anyone in particular, but if it was (lol) ----

". . . i stick my d*#k in your ear and f*ck what you heard!"
- Rakim on Canibus' I Bust Em, You Punish Em

shit sound stupid/
when krs already made an album called bluebrint/
plus biggie is ur man then u got the nerve to say that u better than big
dick sucking lip, by nas dissing jay-z

rocka fella died of aids that was the end of his chapter/
now that's the guy u choose to name ur company after?
put it together,i rock hoes,y'all rock fellas/
and now u try to take my spot fella
nas dissing jay-z

ur main issue/
record companies them go rip u like tissue/
now where u think say that go leave u?
inside gutter?and I sure say bamu go scatter/
when katakata scatter,yakata/
ruggedman dissing maintain

There are myriads of disses around but this one just gets me crackin' everytime I remember:

"I see MJ in the hood more than Curtis"

My Fo' Fo' - Fat Joe @ 50 Cent.

That line's not only hilarious . . . it's loaded . . . it's like summing up 9000 things with 9 words . . .

Besides, not criticizin' but this thread's like a replica of another thread tagged "Illest Hip-Hop Punchlines" . . .

Headwarmer in the sun what are u

don't let me fifty-jah you

end ur already ending career and discard you

mode 9 @ ruggedman

That fif jah part just got me thinking how jarule went down after the whole of Shady/aftermath went all out on Jah

Nigga respect the game, that should be it
What you eat don't make me shit -

Jay-Z Ain't No love (heart of the city)

'Cut me off at the waist, you can't be half the man that I am' - ManCHILD

OFFICER RICKYYYYYYYYY RADIO 4 BACKUP

50 CENT 2 RICK ROSS

EDRIS WATIN U DON DO TO MAKE NIJA BETA ,
INSTEAD LIK A BITCH UR COMPLAINS BITTER(KK)

CANIBUS ALL  AIMED AT A SOMEONE FACELESS, BUT MEN THIS IS SOME -ISH

LIFE LIQUID

"Squeeze with the index, spray like a bottle of Windex
Bullets buzzing by your head like insects
From your head to your mid-sec'
And I ain't even shoot you in the legs or your limbs or your privates yet"

LOST @ C

"Ninety percent of the shit that rappers kick is subject matter-less
Not original, but blasphemous, just a bunch of the same characters
shooting the same videos, it's embarrassing
Using the same formulas to have a hit
Using the same actors and actresses, same shit different laxative"

L L DISSING CANIBUS ON 4321 ON THE SAME TRACK HE FEATURED HIM, KRAZY

"When young sons fantasize of borrowing flows
tell little shorty with the big mouth the bank is closed (yeah, word up)
The symbol on my arm is off limits to challengers
You hold the rusty swords I swing the Excalibur"

I GUESS THAT'S WHY BIS INCLUDED HIS FAMILY IN THIS BEEF LINE

"Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan"