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Naming The Baby by ammamat(f): 9:08am On Mar 23, 2009
Read and Read and read U will understand.

After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.

“No thanks,” the young mother said. “I am just looking for a name for my baby.”

“But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning,” said the orderly.

“That will not help,” the mother said. “My baby already has a first name.”

Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 9:09am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmm
Re: Naming The Baby by ammamat(f): 9:15am On Mar 23, 2009
U have to pay attention to the joke.lol she is looking for a last name for her baby, she does not know who the father is. so there is no use for that book with first names.So she looks in the telephone book,which is the directory .
Re: Naming The Baby by Lolabbey: 9:16am On Mar 23, 2009
now i understnd.lol
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 10:43am On Mar 23, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 11:05am On Mar 23, 2009
good job ammamat keep em rowln in full blast.

lol
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 11:08am On Mar 23, 2009
fanx
Re: Naming The Baby by elowa: 3:08pm On Mar 23, 2009
Tell her to use clemsy or romade for the last name
Re: Naming The Baby by aristole(m): 3:16pm On Mar 23, 2009
Or , Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I wanted to say Clemcy b4 4 d last name

Sorry,I were not dr o
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 3:19pm On Mar 23, 2009
but i didnt donate d sperm now
Re: Naming The Baby by elowa: 3:20pm On Mar 23, 2009
but we are not sure you didn't
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2009
i no get hand insyd & my clumsy no donate any egg self
Re: Naming The Baby by dani1luv: 5:12pm On Mar 23, 2009
huh::::: No smiley on this thread
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 11:04am On Mar 24, 2009
smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry

satisfied?
Re: Naming The Baby by Lolabbey: 11:56am On Mar 24, 2009
more dan satisfied
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 11:59am On Mar 24, 2009
gud
Re: Naming The Baby by chrisical(m): 12:01pm On Mar 24, 2009
captivating
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 12:48pm On Mar 24, 2009
captivated
Re: Naming The Baby by Lolabbey: 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2009
captivity
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 12:52pm On Mar 24, 2009
captive
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Mar 24, 2009
lola has always been a captive of bens love
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 2:32pm On Mar 24, 2009
my clumsy d eva present witness
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 2:53pm On Mar 24, 2009
trust me na
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 4:35pm On Mar 24, 2009
i surely do but na just 0.44% sha
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 4:52pm On Mar 24, 2009
its ok
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 4:54pm On Mar 24, 2009
k
Re: Naming The Baby by sholabanke(m): 11:12pm On Mar 24, 2009
kkk
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 10:02am On Mar 25, 2009
copy cat
Kodun Kope Kopo
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Mar 25, 2009
yarn wetin we go fit grab na haba.
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 10:42am On Mar 25, 2009
tatafo person wey i talk to don grab am tey tey
Re: Naming The Baby by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Mar 25, 2009
i see
Re: Naming The Baby by romsky: 11:28am On Mar 25, 2009
testify in church

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