I'm a serving corper in Rivers state and ever since i stepped my funny feet into this state, i've been trying to network and make new friends.

So far, i been to Airforce base, naval base, rumuola, eliozu, Agip, wimpey, mile 1, mile 3, eleme jxn, oyinbo, onne, rumuokoro, G.R.A etc. So i felt thats all ph have got, only for me to call a frnd i met recently at a gathering and ask him where he stays.
He told me the name of a strange place i haven't heard in ph before. So, i was like, tell me d name of a neighbouring town i can use to locate your place cos even though i'm new here, 'i dey try for names of places in this town'.

So he asked me where i knew in ph, i told him.
He laughed and said, "that's not ph!".

U mean you've not heard of borikiri, marine base, logos, civic center, etc.
I said, "No!".
He was like, you need to buy more fuel to tour round these city!

And so! Why telling us? Mtcheeew!

That your friend sef.. using borokiri to feel fly ... lolololo....

Op nawa o! You should have at least use your native dialet if it's very hard for you to express yourself in smiple english.. Walahi, you have wasted your parent's money, if only you attend any school.

Sent4rina:
Op nawa o! You should have at least use your native dialet if it's very hard for you to express yourself in smiple english.. Walahi, you have wasted your parent's money, if only you attend any school.

teacher! I neva said i went 2sch nor i have stopped taking corrections in english lang. What part of ma SMIPLE english do u want to correct?

qubie:

teacher! I neva said i went 2sch nor i have stopped taking corrections in english lang. What part of ma SMIPLE english do u want to correct?

Student, re-read your epistle and you will get to know what i was talking about.