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Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by switcakes(f): 11:00pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" The lawyer needs your opinion on what gimmick to use next. suggestions pls. |
Re: Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:05pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by debeo: 11:33pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Lol Cunny man die, cunny man bury an |
Re: Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by Kappa101: 11:50pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Lol....Igbo Kwenu!!! |
Re: Suggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by ocee31(m): 2:58pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Switcakes message me |
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