This write-up focuses on the categories of okada men you will see in Nigeria

Before you castigate me, please note that I'm not an Okada man neither am I into okada business. I rep Chevron.

10 Categories Of Okada Men You Will See At Every Junction

1. The Perverts

These categories of okada riders are flirts. While moving on high speed, they unnecessarily pull the break every now and then without any gallop . This is done just to feel the boobs of their female passenger. Some of them will even go as far as lifting their
seats.

2. The History Tellers

These ones often discuss with you the challenges and trials they are facing as okada riders which is attributed to bad leadership, corrupt and self-centred politicians who often embezzle public funds which has prevented them from keeping the roads in good and healthy condition. However, they will further stress that they are hoping Buhari's administration will do the needful


3. The Money Doublers

If these ones don see you with babe, na so dem go double the fare. Let's assume the normal fare is N50, the moment they see you standing at the junction with a lady, they know you are most likely to pay for her fare, hence, they will double the fare because they know that most guys will shamefully not beat down the price.

One day, na so I escort my babe go my junction, as I waved to this okada man, he smiled just as Buhari did when Jega announced the final election result which was an indication that the election result would definitely send GEJ back to Otu Oke. He stopped and the following conversation ensued

Me- Oga how much ?

Okada man- Shey na only her abi na two of una ?

Me- Na only her na

Okada man- Bros na N200 ooooo

Me- You dey craze. Wetin we dey enter N50.. Abeg commot for here. Go tell that to Dangote

4. The Ones Without Head Lamps

Their okadas have no head lamps at night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might be knocked down. Some even have head lamp but you will see it facing the sky. I have even seen cases when an okada man put a torch light in his mouth at night just to illuminate his path


5. The Risk Takers

These ones take more risk than successful entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively overtake and compete with trailers, danfos, vans and BRT on the expressway. Sometimes, they ride expertly that they may throw their two hands into their pockets, look back at the exhaust every now and then, open the full tank and will check the gauge at high speed. If you tell them "oga abeg small small ooooo", they will reply "calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada now"

6. The Ones Who Rain Curses

These ones rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 model, they will still rain curses on you. When you fail to give way, you will hear something like "Oloshi kuro lona jhooor" meaning way-ray abeg comot for road make I pass jhor

7. Gbedu Blaster

These ones will block their ears with an earpiece and will start keep nodding their heads like agama lizard without focusing on where they are going. Some of them will customize their okada with an inscription, "Life no get part two", jeje laye gba


8. The Dirty Ones

They are so unkempt and they stink so bad that you will keep wondering if they haven't taken their bath for three months. They wear bathroom slippers at the tip of their toes. They always look like they don't make a penny from okada business, when in fact, they do


9. The Ones Without Horn

Their okadas no get horn. When they get close to a trailer, they will whistle to the trailer driver and command him to move to another lane so that they will pass


10. Make una add the last one abeg


Originally written by : Tosyne2much

Lalasticlala


Source: www..ng/2015/08/15/10-categories-of-okada-riders-you-will-see-at-every-junction/

Nice one......









i would have added the last one but I never climb okada before

K

INTROVERT:
Nice one......
i would have added the last one but I never climb okada before

what??

INTROVERT:
Nice one......









i would have added the last one but I never climb okada before

Otanarare u never enter bike before.....

Hmmm nice one tosyne
Number 4 n 5 nah dem they kill ppl

Okay.

No decent category.

1) I thought females who take okada know this trick and use their hands to guide their boobs from his back. But some unnoticing ones fall sha...and the okadamen enjoys it while it lasts.lol This category is common in campus area....chai!!
2) I be like 'abegyy shut up mai hear word joor' I won't even give a ear.
3) I don't even wait to negotiate.
4) I no fit 4low u ride laye
5) I go shout ontop ur head. U no even fit try am.
6) A total turn off. I'ld tell u off, nicely tho, so that e no go begin season 2 ontop my head.
7) A no no.
You might no have an option at times. But some are so dirty that you have to hold your breath. Ayanma
9) Hmm!!!

10) The considerate. This one ain't arrogant. Probably middle aged. They consider your negotiation and negotiate with you as a gentleman. Unlike some others who won't consider and zoom of arrogantly. Shior

So . . . True . . .
Beht, oga tosyne, where do you keep getting these lists sef?

Oga Tosyne well done.

Teempakguy:
So . . . True . . .

Beht, oga tosyne, where do you keep getting these lists sef?

Where do I keep getting them ke ?


Any article I post is coming right from my head

tosyne2much:
Where do I keep getting them ke ?


Any article I post is coming right from my head

then your head must be very big in order to contain the brains that can produce this.
I've been taking bikes all my life, and i've never even thought of these.

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My aunt is in the hospital recieving treatment for an accident that occured on a bike. Wishing her fast recovery, amen.

Lol

Wonderful write up tosyne2much.

Number 4 got me lol

I was here

Space booked

nice

ok

Make I bookspace down... Na my oga tosyne2much get thread

No 9 is so hilarious

Hahahaha! Today's list is about okada riders, hmmm....the ministry of Tosyne2much is really touching every sector of the society
As for the writeup, Tosyne2much, you nailed "okada riding things" point blank here! It's like, not only did you study okada riders, you wrote exam, passed and got a certificate! .

What of the abokii that doesnt understand,or know your destination,but beckons on you to enter,and be going merry go-round till you are tired..and expect you to pay him.

EmmaFantastic:
Hahahaha! Today's list is about okada riders, hmmm....the ministry of Tosyne2much is really touching every sector of the society
As for the writeup, Tosyne2much, you nailed "okada riding things" point blank here! It's like, not only did you study okada riders, you wrote exam, passed and got a certificate! .

Hehehe


My bros, we gat move the ministry foward oooo

I'm here incase

Tosy Tosy yu don start again abi

The ones that rain curses

INTROVERT:
Nice one......









i would have added the last one but I never climb okada before

I con dey wonder if Okada na TREE

lalasticlala is a bouncer an Usher in my church, he'll come and push it to FP after service or during sermon















Let me go and inform him self.

5. The Risk Takers
These ones take more risk than successful
entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively
overtake and compete with trailers, danfos,
vans and BRT on the expressway. Sometimes,
they ride expertly that they may throw their
two hands into their pockets, look back at the
exhaust every now and then, open the full
tank and will check the gauge at high speed.
If you tell them "oga abeg small small ooooo",
they will reply "calm down bros, no be today I
don dey ride okada now"

BROS!!!