At a vigil, d Pastor told d congregation dat Holy spirit will visit some people & answer their prayers. After 20mins of intense prayers, a lady then walked 2 another guy at a far corner & told him dat " d holy spirit sent me a message dat u are my husband 2 be". D guy danced 4 some minutes & told d lady " Holy spirit just revealed dat your husband is d Pastor"

nice one

I beg to differ

Y beg? no more beggar in lagos streets

hmm

@Roma
U dun wake?

I no dey lag.

so mute point

ok na zamfara u dey

blissieng come over to stoke make we hook up

lol, Where be that? abeg finish the name o, make assumption no go be moda of f'ups.

@chukuchuku.

Nope mate, sorry to burst ya bubble.

This silence is deafening!

that chukuchuku go soon chuk u

How now? when no be garri.

After nine mths u go no how far

nat ganna happen, Una def?

okay
let wait

make una tell her o!

she don hear

*makes a phone call to seun osewa my new date*

Hello, am busy with my hat Roma u can call later!

na ur hat no b ur cap

*takes seun out for a ride in my new mini jeep and we paint Nld town red to the envy of many*

my clumsy i neva travel o ehen

so u dey *shocked*

hmmm, They just can't help themselves!

somebody is jelux here

as if no be ur small work, u wey dey even jealous the rats for ur room cus dem dey get more food pass u

wot r u on abt now?

clemcykul:

as if no be ur small work, u wey dey even jealous the rats for ur room cus dem dey get more food pass u

i no get rat for my house. but u na rodents wey full ur house

poverty na disis

u been there? poverty that is,

yes. they say experience is the best teacher