Washington – Donald Trump said Tuesday that Jesus Christ was a ‘socialist loser’ because he used to feed the poor and heal the sick.

Then Trump – the Republican presidential contender who has captured the hearts and minds of at least 20% of the nation’s Republicans – vowed:

“Believe me, Trump would never help the poor.”

“I would never give away medicine for free. Jesus was weak. Let me tell you something, Jesus is not god. He’s god because he was crucified. I like gods that weren’t crucified.”

“Perhaps he’s god, but right now, Jesus hasn’t done anything in 2000 years,” Trump added. “Jesus gets up there and starts bleeding out on the cross. Trump wouldn’t do that. He has blood coming out of his sides, his eyes, his feet, blood coming out of his wherever. Just disgusting.”

The real estate tycoon also said he didn’t like Jesus after he found out that he used to give away free healthcare to the poor.

“I never liked Jesus after that, because I don’t like socialist losers,” Trump said. “He’s as weak as Bernie Sanders.”

“I just don’t respect Jesus as a savior,” Trump said of Jesus. “I have no respect for him. I don’t think he’s very good at being a deity. He never owned any casinos, he never married models like I have. I think Jesus is highly overrated.”

Trump said he is considering starting his own religion named ‘Trumpology.’ Trumpology would focus on the worship of money and of Trump the Savior.

Leading pollsters think Trump’s poll numbers will probably rise after this as many Republicans will assume he was merely insulting a Mexican named Jesus.

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Take Trumps egoistic rant to heart at your own risk.

I can only see the rants of a fool

Nice satire. Poor Jesus.

It's nothing new, people have said worse. So what's the fuss all about.

It still doesn't change anything. At the end we will know who is right and who is wrong.

Very funny.

JESUS always makes the news.
And that's goodnews to me.

Insults and abuses aren't new to HIM, HE got them all HIS life. Even JESUS knows HE'll always be hated.

Trump agrees that JESUS was crucified!!!
Now, that's amazing.

HE refrained HIS disciples from fighting back and didn't resist arrest. Then HE prayed for HIS killers on HIS dying cross.

The beautiful thing about JESUS is HIS LOVING MERCY and Patience.

The very moment Trump realizes his folly and repents, JESUS will forgive HIM.

Meanwhile, all soldiers of CHRIST must now arise and stand for the Soon Coming KING!!!

johnydon22:
This man knows no shiit about politics. . . i only hear a very irrational man that better be doing business instead of politics because this man’s political career won't lift off the ground..

He lacks the proper political tactics, sound oratory or eloquence of mind. . He talks with his ego instead of tapping into the feelings of the people who are supposed to vote him into office. .

I only see a man who murdered his political career even before it started...

I doubt the news is genuine.

Trump's a buffoon, but even he is not that dumb. Insulting Jesus as a major republican candidate is political suicide. You won't get to make the caucuses, let alone the primaries.