DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
~When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you insulted in
traffic.
You go apologise tire.
~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!"
and then u turn around to see his/her mum
staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
~ When you update"salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
U go travel go villa by force.
~ When you're in a bus and you dispose of #
500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!
~ When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish
NEPA".......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
~ When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey ping...
# Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
~ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.
~ When u give beggar #500 note instead
of #50.
~When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come
gree
start again.
~When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the
seller run
wit N950 change, OYO for u.
~When you post on
Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss
like ur
post. No just go work tmrw.
# Generosity go change mind.

These gat me laughing alone like mad man laughing at nothing

Water don pass garri.