Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,163,515 members, 7,854,205 topics. Date: Saturday, 08 June 2024 at 12:25 PM

Why The Fat Ones? - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Why The Fat Ones? (1687 Views)

Story For "The Fat Ones" In Our Society. / Funny Text Messages You Can Send To Your Loved Ones / Why Do Nigerian Men Like Fat Women? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Why The Fat Ones? by curious121(m): 7:29pm On Mar 30, 2009
Hello fellow nairalanders,

I have noticed this trend of Nigerian men marrying foreign women, especially the white woman. It is obvious that they are only doing so out of pity and for papers because it is hardly ever the case of settling down with a beautiful young and slender oyinbo woman but the case of the fat hippopotamus looking turkey necked sweaty beasts wallowing around our nigerian men,



Curious1
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Sauron1: 7:38pm On Mar 30, 2009
curious121:


Hello fellow nairalanders,
I have noticed this trend of Nigerian men marrying foreign women, especially the white woman. It is obvious that they are only doing so out of pity and for papers because it is hardly ever the case of settling down with a beautiful young and slender oyinbo woman but the case of the fat hippopotamus looking turkey necked sweaty beasts wallowing around our nigerian men,

Curious1

The fat white women don't have any option.
White boys ain't looking their way so they are ready to settle down with anything that comes calling.
It's a symbiotic relationship. grin
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 7:41pm On Mar 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

The fat white women don't have any option.
White boys ain't looking their way so they are ready to settle down with anything that comes calling.
It's a symbiotic relationship. grin

answer in a nutshell.
The slender, cute white girls have too much attention from whites, hispanics and even asians to notice black dudes. cheesy
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by spikedcylinder: 7:46pm On Mar 30, 2009
Usually, its true love.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Winnergal(f): 7:47pm On Mar 30, 2009
davidylan:

answer in a nutshell.
The slender, cute white girls have too much attention from whites, hispanics and even asians to notice black dudes. cheesy

hahaha . . .
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by yme1(f): 7:48pm On Mar 30, 2009
ehyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 7:48pm On Mar 30, 2009
curious121:

Hello fellow nairalanders,

I have noticed this trend of Nigerian men marrying foreign women, especially the white woman. It is obvious that they are only doing so out of pity and for papers because it is hardly ever the case of settling down with a beautiful young and slender oyinbo woman but the case of the fat hippopotamus looking turkey necked sweaty beasts wallowing around our nigerian men,


grin LMAO

Maybe its love, you neva know, some men like em BIG, hahaha
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by tope2000(f): 7:49pm On Mar 30, 2009
curious121:

Hello fellow nairalanders,

I have noticed this trend of Nigerian men marrying foreign women, especially the white woman. It is obvious that they are only doing so out of pity and for papers because it is hardly ever the case of settling down with a beautiful young and slender oyinbo woman but the case of the fat hippopotamus looking turkey necked sweaty beasts wallowing around our nigerian men,



Curious1

ROFL . . . . grin grin grin grin
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Sauron1: 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2009
spikedcylinder:

Usually, its true love.

True love?? I disagree. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by DeReloaded: 7:51pm On Mar 30, 2009
but the case of the fat hippopotamus looking turkey necked sweaty beasts wallowing around our nigerian men,

who else will look at their hungry faces  cheesy
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by MrCrackles(m): 7:51pm On Mar 30, 2009
Lolz! grin cheesy
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

True love?? I disagree. . . . . . . . . . . . .

It could be true love, afterall, they say love is blind,
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by 4Play(m): 7:54pm On Mar 30, 2009
The competition for svelte and sexy women is fierce, even within races.

If you are an impecunious man, you will struggle to date the ''hot'' girls within your race, never mind outside your race. You think wealthy young Nigerians abroad are all dating fat white chicks?
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Sauron1: 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

It could be true love, afterall, they say love is blind,

Love is blind??
A sexy white woman would be with a cream white dude.
If she must be with a black boy then it is expected the dude is either a football player or a top celeb.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by MrCrackles(m): 7:59pm On Mar 30, 2009
My boy Chamotex is dating an english blonde who is slim and pretty

She likes to hold her fat arse in place with all sorts and type coloured thongs

Although i dont think he has papers and i am not sure if it is love cheesy

Howzat poster
? tongue
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by tope2000(f): 8:00pm On Mar 30, 2009
4 Play:

The competition for svelte and sexy women is fierce, even within races.

If you are an impecunious man, you will struggle to date the ''hot'' girls within your race, never mind outside your race. You think wealthy young Nigerians abroad are all dating fat white chicks?

Excatly grin
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Hauwa1: 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2009
LOL  grin funny thread. why are you guys yabbing our brothers grin
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2009
4 Play:

The competition for svelte and sexy women is fierce, even within races.

If you are an[b] impecunious [/b] man, you will struggle to date the ''hot'' girls within your race, never mind outside your race. You think wealthy young Nigerians abroad are all dating fat white chicks?

very true. I notice if you are upwardly mobile you can basically get anyone you want. If you need papers though, the fat ones are always there to help.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:12pm On Mar 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

Love is blind??
A sexy white woman would be with a cream white dude.
If she must be with a black boy then it is expected the dude is either a football player or a top celeb.

Well the naija/black dudes dating cream white chicks that i've seen (especially out in western Canada) have somn to offer financially so your right, But then again, it depends on the area sha, I've also seen a wowo dude (in my opinion o) dating a correct white chic and i wondered what it was all about,
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by tope2000(f): 8:13pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

Well the naija/black dudes dating cream white chicks that i've seen (especially out in western Canada) have somn to offer financially so your right, But then again, it depends on the area sha, I've also seen a wowo dude (in my opinion o) dating a correct white chic and i wondered what it was all about,

Correct . . . . i still saw one couple like on saturday wink
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Moyola(f): 8:15pm On Mar 30, 2009
lol!! koda o! cheesy

dhatz kinda' true tho. . from wot 've seen shaa tongue
And if it ain d fat onzz, it'll b d lazy onzz who depend solely on benefits! undecided
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:16pm On Mar 30, 2009
tope2000:

Correct . . . . i still saw one couple like on saturday wink

maybe its that thing, grin
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Sauron1: 8:17pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

Well the naija/black dudes dating cream white chicks that i've seen (especially out in western Canada) have somn to offer financially so your right,  But then again, it depends on the area sha,  I've also seen a wowo dude (in my opinion o) dating a correct white chic and i wondered what it was all about,  

1) Cash

2) He is a beast in bed.

3) Drug-bond.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Moyola(f): 8:22pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

maybe its that thing, grin

Oh yeah! dhat remindz me!

Is it true that once a white chic getz 'bang'd' by a black guy, they cease to go 4 d white guys? undecided tongue
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

1) Cash

2) He is a beast in bed.

3) Drug-bond.

hahahaa, I will still add L.O.V.E because you never know, he could have a nice personality, Or maybe he is sensitive and is in touch with his feminine side so the oyinbo babe is all gaga for the dude.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Finally: 8:26pm On Mar 30, 2009
~Sauron~:


A sexy white woman would be with a cream white dude.
If she must be with a black boy then it is expected the dude is either a football player or a top celeb.

Ehhhmmm, very wrong,

I dunno what hood U have been circulating in but I suggest U add "changing hoods" to ur to do list.

Finding a white sexy chick to date is as easy and cheap as finding candy in ur local walmart shop. It all depends on what U bring to the table and ur mode of presentation. Believe me, most of them are curious about having something different.

As for the fat white chicks, most of them are not only fat but also dumb as well. So the guys that do date them usually do this because they are more easier to manipulate and if U are in need of some greens (be it the card or some dollar dollar bills) they are ur best bet.
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Finally: 8:27pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

hahahaa, I will still add L.O.V.E because you never know, he could have a nice personality, [b]Or maybe he is sensitive and is in touch with his feminine si[/b]de so the oyinbo babe is all gaga for the dude.

shocked

U mean he is gay? undecided
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:28pm On Mar 30, 2009
Moyola:

Oh yeah! dhat remindz me!

Is it true that once a white chic getz 'bang'd' by a black guy, they cease to go 4 d white guys? undecided tongue

One of my oyibo friends told me to hook her up with a black dude, she said their performance in that area is very commendable. She's doesn't really like dating her people o and she complains about how they don't last and all that jazz,
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by StrStruck(f): 8:30pm On Mar 30, 2009
Nobody else will settle for those men lol
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 30, 2009
Finally:

shocked

U mean he is gay? undecided

No not gay, sensitive, gentle wink
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by Sauron1: 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2009
muchbabe:

hahahaa, I will still add L.O.V.E because you never know, he could have a nice personality, Or maybe he is sensitive and is in touch with his feminine side so the oyinbo babe is all gaga for the dude.

I still disagree. . . . .

Finally:

Ehhhmmm, very wrong,
I dunno what hood U have been circulating in but I suggest U add "changing hoods" to ur to do list.

We are not talking about junkies here, ma friend.


Finding a white sexy chick to date is as easy and cheap as finding candy in ur local walmart shop. It all depends on what U bring to the table and ur mode of presentation. Believe me, most of them are curious about having something different.

That is where you get it wrong. There are different types of white chics. . . .
The educated ones and the semi-skilled ones(the ones you see in the pub everyday of the week). I don't see those as white chics.
For a glass of alcohol, those ones would do whatever(they are not my type).
Re: Why The Fat Ones? by jamace(m): 9:44pm On Mar 30, 2009
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(1) (2) (Reply)

Love Poems Just For You / Why Do Girls Cheat (Naira Girls I'm Asking) / Why Do Black Women Alway?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.