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Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Aggie(f): 10:43am On Mar 31, 2009
Hello everyone, i saw this somewhere and it looked real cool,
i decided to share it here, i dont know if u have seen dis b4,
but participate cos its much fun.
Enjoy!!!


PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN,

Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I slept with
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I raped
Dec - I smoked with

PICK THE DAY (DATE) YOU WERE BORN ON,

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a IndecentStar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a lesbian
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a LovePeddler
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - Your Mom
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a prostitute
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Your grandma

PICK THE COLOUR OF TOP U HAVE ON RIGHT NOW, (if ur topless go with black, lol)

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a love-vendor and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

LEAVE YOUR SITUATION, lmao!!!!
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Aggie(f): 10:46am On Mar 31, 2009
well, mine goes "i ate out a cat because im as sexy as hell"
wht a combo. lol. cheesy
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 10:51am On Mar 31, 2009
I ate out a toothbrush because I love marijuana
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by sholabanke(m): 10:52am On Mar 31, 2009
okay
both of u keep it up
mine is not there
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by PeeJee(m): 11:23am On Mar 31, 2009
mine is not there either, Roma i tot u only like drinking rum not knowin that u have added Igbooooooooooo grin
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by PeeJee(m): 11:24am On Mar 31, 2009
hi Agie baby wink kiss
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 11:25am On Mar 31, 2009
pejee u be perforated flirt
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by searchin4u: 11:32am On Mar 31, 2009
Aggie, mine is not there either. cld u send me your email? mine is searching_4u2009@yahoo.com
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by sholabanke(m): 11:33am On Mar 31, 2009
are u searching for lady on nl
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 11:36am On Mar 31, 2009
he is desperately
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Aggie(f): 11:45am On Mar 31, 2009
hi bak @peejee smiley
how do u mean urs isnt dere? or u dnt want ur to know ur combo?

@shola and @romade, he's just trying to be friends now,
u guys should undastnd beta,
smiley
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by sholabanke(m): 11:47am On Mar 31, 2009
@aggie
we understand both of u
thanks
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by blissieng(f): 11:49am On Mar 31, 2009
whoever thot that combinations up musta been high on something very very *&^%$


I wonder why ppl insist on falling them hands, the thing just dey roll for ground. SHio!

I rest my case.
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by sholabanke(m): 11:51am On Mar 31, 2009
thank God u rest am at this time
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Aggie(f): 1:00pm On Mar 31, 2009
Pheeew! Dis place has become a court of law wit cases all of a sudden!
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 1:03pm On Mar 31, 2009
Agege no mind blessing we will soon impregenate her to silence
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by clemcykul(f): 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2009
@topic
mine is i raped paris hilton lol nov.11th
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by sholabanke(m): 1:07pm On Mar 31, 2009
Agege or aggie
well all look the same
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by blissieng(f): 2:16pm On Mar 31, 2009
is it just me? or is Banke's comment winding anyone else up?

Roma, if you hold ur breathe on that one - na kpeme u wan kpeme so o

Clem, ur mate dey eye and dey think of better ppl, na air head you dey look.

Well, There's still hope, as long as we're living, there's still hope.
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Mar 31, 2009
@bliss
lol air head indeed
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 3:45pm On Mar 31, 2009
i lyk dat hilton lass
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by yysl: 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2009
sholabanke:

Agege or aggie
well all look the same
agege bread + aggie butter = Fuwd
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by blissieng(f): 4:04pm On Mar 31, 2009
how u no go like am?

Na mumu u dey find na. noffin new there

,


Moving on Quickly,
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Mar 31, 2009
zip up pls
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by romsky: 4:13pm On Mar 31, 2009
& wash ur hands wen thru in d loo
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by yysl: 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2009
clemcykul:

zip up pls
otherwise, ,
something else ?
i no fit shout oooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by yysl: 4:19pm On Mar 31, 2009
romade:

& wash ur hands wen thru in d loo
y washin ur hands?
u no fit eat snail?
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by blissieng(f): 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2009
men!

[shakes head in disappointment]

There's still hope sha.
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by blissieng(f): 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2009
men!

[shakes head in disappointment]

There's still hope sha.
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Lolabbey: 4:33pm On Mar 31, 2009
hmmmmm
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by kkrick: 5:21pm On Mar 31, 2009
Mine is

i cuddled with a prostitute because i love marijuana

I'm completely opposite
Re: Wow! Dis Is Real C O O O L! by Lolabbey: 5:23pm On Mar 31, 2009
liar

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