Ladies, picture this.

You meet an older man and he's interested in you. You're everything he wants in a wife and he tells you. He also tells you he's ready to do anything for you. But you dont like anything about him. Infact, he repulses you. From his traditionalist ways, to his polygamist ways, to the way he talks, to his life ideals, to the way he looks, You hate everything (maybe except his money). And you decide to play him; to use him as a mugun and run for a man of ur choice when you've had enuf of his dough. However, you wake up one day and find five grubby kids running up and down the room, calling you mummy. Then the man comes in too, the wrapper tied across his waist is the same wrapper you have tied across your chest and your belly is swollen with a sixth child. He clears his throat noisily and tells you - Mama so- so- so when will my breakfast be ready! Woman, get up!
It dawns on you. The man has jazzed you into a marriage and you've been in it for 10 years. Evrything that has happened comes back to u. The way your mum cried when you insisted you wanted to marry him, the way your father threatened to disown you for marrying a man who was obviously his age mate. The way your friends snickered at u and asked if you cudnt find a man of your age range.
You remember your dreams of getting a masters degree. Your dreams of having two kids, a mansion, a young handsome husband, a dog and a cat, topped with vacations abroad. Looking around you, its obvious that those dreams are gone forever. In its place, you have a wizened old husband, five spoilt grubby kids and you dont even know where he has kept your university certificate. What would you do if (God forbid) u happen to be in that position?

Guys- What do you think of this scenario?

You are in a relationship with this paragon of beauty and she's 80% evrythin you want in a woman. She's loving, softspoken, Hardworking etc. In short, everyone around you warns you neva to let her go. They would all love her to be your wife. You start saving, hoping to take her to the alter soonest. Her people meet you, they approve of u.
BUT
Your landlord's impudent daughter has the hots for you. She has slept with other neighbourhood guys and she decides its your turn. She wants you and she sends signals to convey that to you. She flaunts her body to you, coming to your apartment with flimsy nighties and does everthin to turn you on.

One day, you decide to sleep with her and get it done with. However, you sleep with her and fall overwhelmingly in love(?) with her. You breakup with ur real girl, You start making plans to make the landlord's daughter your wife instead. To your family and friends, its obvious you've been jazzed. And all prayers and pleas for you to leave her fall on deaf ears. But years later, in your middle aged years, your eyes clear up. After a couple of kids, that is.

What will you do?

U no get work, abi somebody don jazz u to give up the Vee

since we'v got kids i guess i'll continue with the marriage. d kids are the issue which complicates my leaving her. besides love is a feeling and one never knows who dey wil fal in love wit, so since i am back in my right senses, i might just fall for her in the future though at first i will just stay cos of the kids.

dats my opinion

wel if i realise av been jazd iwld jst go on wt my lyf no crime in dat nw

men if i was that lady, I will Jazz outta the relationship the same way i've been jazzed in

wat the hell?
ill be out of the house in a flash
not before i give him a scar to rem for the rest of his life
i might take the kids who knows
in my blind rage i most def will leave them n do away with the one in me if its not too advanced
if it is, ill keep it to term n offer it for adoption b4 the day is over

Abeg!!

I think I will pinch myself and pray it's just a dream that I was jazzed!

johnnygan:

men if i was that lady, I will Jazz outta the relationship the same way i've been jazzed in

Gbam!

abi oh
im outta there so fast his head will spin

bluespice:

wat the hell?
ill be out of the house in a flash
not before i give him a scar to rem for the rest of his life
i might take the kids who knows
in my blind rage i most def will leave them n do away with the one in me if its not too advanced
if it is, ill keep it to term n offer it for adoption b4 the day is over

Madamn are you for real, LMFAO

its true
thats wat ill do

ask for a renewal of the jazz for another 15yrs. (its too late for any other viable option)

are u for real?
u have been forced to marry n become a baby machine for 15 yrs
u gain ur sanity n wil throw it away because "its too late to do anything else"?

bluespice:

are u for real?
u have been forced to marry n become a baby machine for 15 yrs
u gain ur sanity n wil throw it away because "its too late to do anything else"?

LOL
If I have had a successful marriage and a good home under the guise of the jazz, am up for a life time renewal.

biina:

LOL
If I have had a successful marriage and a good home under the guise of the jazz, am up for a life time renewal.

be still my heart!
which part of being under the influence of a mind-controlling substance and being lured into a 'marriage' that in the span of 15 years has produced 6 kids sounds like a successful and happy marriage?

did u miss out on the 'iya something something go and bring my food now!' bit?

i just read the original post its not even 15 years its 10 years
10 freakin years!!!!!

bluespice:


be still my heart!
which part of being under the influence of a mind-controlling substance and being lured into a 'marriage' that in the span of 15 years has produced 6 kids sounds like a successful and happy marriage?

did u miss out on the 'iya something something go and bring my food now!' bit?

Don't make the guy out to be the evil one. He made his intentions well known, the girl tried to play smart and got herself out smarted (awuf dey run belle).
There is no way that she can continue in the marriage being in full grasp of her senses, running of with the kids is out of the question given, her condition and that she has no means to cater for them or herself, and, abandoning the kids is totally inhumane. Only way out is to revert back to your previous state of ignorant bliss and take you medicine as a good girl.

know wat,
illd not even say anything anymore



am quite in suport of ur siggy tho

Aameyah,
Na OLOJUKOKORO KILL THEM,
YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT.
For the lady,she wanted MONEY,she got entangled in MONEY,so she should stay put there and enjoy.For the guy,he wanted to cheat&have sex and he got the (whole) sex pot,he should stay put too and keep making love.
TO BE FAIR WITH THEM,i think if waking up after 10years to realise that they have been jazzed/remote controlled,they should ask their different partners to GET BACK TO THE BABALAWO TO RENEW/UPDATE THE JAZZ.
Abeg,THEY WERE THE ARCHITECTS OF THEIR FUTURE.Shikina.

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ask for a renewal of the jazz for another 15yrs. (its too late for any other viable option)

@biina. OMG!!  :DI actually laughed out loud. As in, I cudnt controll myself! Girl, you're funny!

men if i was that lady,  I will Jazz outta the relationship the same way i've been jazzed in

@johnnygan-I feel u.

Abeg!!

I think I will pinch myself and pray it's just a dream that I was jazzed!

@secretz- Another rib cracking answer. Y'all r my kind of people. U try to bring the humor out of evry situation.[quote][/quote]

You no get work. Abi someone don jazz you to give up the vee

@Tstark-
On the contrary, I do have a job (an excellent one if I may modestly add). Am thankfully in a mellow mood, after reading the answers of some gifted individuals and so I dont have to be bothered with the likes of u. Thankfully, I havent bn jazzed and I neva will. I neva said it was a true situation that happened to me. It was only a hypothetical question, my dear and daft friend.

assuming she was 27 then
now 42
ow many years is left for her to live
make she stay there cus its awoof that is runnin her belle

Its obvious that i do not know who they all are. Will run for dare life.

chikito1:

Its obvious that i do not know who they all are. Will run for dare life.

I will definitely do the same without thinking twice about it

Hmmm!!!

A girl like me feels every moment shud be savoured and enjoyed. Because u only get to live once. So for a guy to take, nay, steal 10 to 15 years of my life, without my consent is abominable and I will treat him as such! He will definitely regret the day he decided to turn me to a zombie because he will pay the ultimate price.

I'l spare the kids though and try to pick up the pieces of my life. Afterall, the kids had no hand and to push in the hospital during labour is not easy, so they will be spared!