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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by uzolexis(f): 8:03pm On Aug 28, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by huntila(m): 10:06pm On Aug 28, 2015
E fit reach FP. Lol..nice one
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Alexyswiss(m): 3:32pm On Sep 09, 2015
lol...Rotflmaooo
sup uzo
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by uzolexis(f): 5:38pm On Sep 10, 2015
Alexyswiss:
lol...Rotflmaooo

sup uzo

I'm grt. U?

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Alexyswiss(m): 6:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
uzolexis:

I'm grt. U?
I'm okay...Hw enjoyment
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by jomarq(m): 7:15pm On Oct 02, 2015
ok
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by hayjay16(f): 10:01pm On Oct 02, 2015
cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by whandeykoal(f): 10:10pm On Oct 02, 2015
My mum own na 8 12 ad 14
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by fadsam: 6:44am On Oct 03, 2015
on point
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by permsec: 12:40pm On Oct 03, 2015
African parents and violence

Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Nobody: 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2015
When you complain say okra soup don sour and she tell you say na medicine for belle
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by chris4gold(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
Malle, I hail ooo
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Temmytea70(m): 1:33am On Nov 16, 2015
uzolexis:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.






Lol
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by leookagbare: 3:26am On Nov 16, 2015
Na wa o!! A girl disclose on instagram that August alsina has impregnated her. And August alsina is de.......... See more details here. Which kind Oseba be this cry http://medianehd.com/2015/11/some-girl-on-instagram-is-claiming-that-she-is-pregnant-for-rb-singer-august-alsina/

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