the pastor of a church announced that they were to fast for forty days and forty nights.
on the third day,everyone was looking faint, so the pastor began shouting at them
that they must fast for forty days because jesus fasted for forty days.
Pastor: he fasted! he fasted!! so u must fast for forty days and forty nights!
an old man almost dead from hunger angrily rose up and shouted back at the pastor
Old man: who send am? i say who send am!! if he wan kill himself wetin concern us, we go die follow am

nrndrs ,pls advice weda or nt 2 laff

just dey pass
am out again

dnt tell me am on dis tred again

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i didnt laff.

yeah, i didn't

i cot u ,u just did

emmy I like the joke the old man in ur story almost kill me with laff don't mind those bad bele wey no fit post good joke

mention names

naija babe and shola, is it ok

naijababe2 but we were 2gether in church d day it happened na.why are u pretending

that joke is from nite of a 1000 laff pls try harder next time emmyjjogodo

atleast he get money to buy d pirated cd

donsponky:

that joke is from nite of a 1000 laff pls try harder next time emmyjjogodo

better than u ok give us urs

so u guys didnt c d remix i did

romade:

atleast he get money to buy d pirated cd

wey u pirate

critcs of a good man. if u dont apologize,i will fast fifty days and fifty nights on your head

who send u

romade, pls beg me na. if u beg me i wontfast again.

last ym i saw u & donspooky

@jokes

bhuhuhuhuhuhuhhahahahahahahahahahkukukukukkukukukukukukakakakakakakakakakak hmmmmm?

I'm laughing at the fact that you read this joke more than twice, smiled to yourself convincingly that you got a good and funny joke and clicked on the 'Reply(Click once,Then Wait) button.

i dont even know where to start casting the demons out of your body.

Hahahah,that's your desperate strategy,resorting to insults,don't bother! You can waste your demon-casting-prayers on your joke,maybe then people will start laughing!

HMmm

HMmm

Hello darling, how are you today?

why are u decieving this one again ha?

ben m cool jare, hope u dreamt of me counting hard currency, (pounds) lol

ben m cool jare, hope u dreamt of me counting hard currency, (pounds) lol

Ha! ha!! ha!!! i pity u

ask alimat and lola dem go tell u

i wunt ask, after all they refused to borrow me their skirts