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MTN !!! by osnova(m): 11:23pm On Sep 07, 2015
Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and Airtel. I go to bed with a text message and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. Very soon MTN will be like:...
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1,Dear Costumer... are you HUNGRY?.. Text HGY TO 131 for tips on hunger and what to eat.
2,Dear Costumer.... Need DELIVERANCE?... Text DEL TO 131 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.
3,Dear Costumer... Facing ANCESTRAL problems? Text ANCESTORS to 131 for daily tips on Ancestors.
4,Dear Costumer... Want to Bathe but you
have no Soap.. Text SOAP TO 131 to receive daily soap on your phone.
5,Dear Costumer Feeling HEARTBROKEN?..... Text HEART TO 131 to receive tips on how to plaster your heart.
5,Dear Costumer,.... Want to catch all the WITCHES in your Village?.... Text CATCH to 131 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.
5,Dear Costumer,... Do you know there are people who do not Want you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE THEM To 131..
... And also imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY Tips. For what?
Re: MTN !!! by JewelRegi(f): 12:09am On Sep 08, 2015
Dats there hobby. They will send a text and if u delete it, they will re send almost immediately.

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