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Wise by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
You were born in a first class hopital, I was delivered at
home we both survived.
You went to a private primary xkul and I went to a public
xkull, we both ended in the same high xkull.
You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we
both had a peacefull nihgt rest
Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and
cheap, we both still cover our nakednes.
You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food
but we both still ate to our satisfaction.
You ride an lexus jeep, Range rovers, G wagon, Hummar
jeep and I use public transport but we still got to our various
destination |
Re: Wise by chocolateme(f): 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Lol though I doubt that sleeping on the floor and bed matter. |
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