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Women Wahala by waleola99: 9:31am On Apr 22, 2009
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. What’s the best thing about a Mouth Action?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. Why do men joysticks?
A. So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What do Orange cartons and women have in common?
A: It’s not the shape or the size that matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It’s getting the flaps to open that count!

grin grin Laugh Your Way to Good Health cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Women Wahala by mykali(m): 9:35am On Apr 22, 2009
orange carton
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 9:37am On Apr 22, 2009
na only that one u see?
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 9:38am On Apr 22, 2009
i no fit laff cus awa mama, wyfs & daughters be women











but wetin self na just jokes o jare cheesy cheesy grin cool cool
Re: Women Wahala by mykali(m): 9:44am On Apr 22, 2009
romade, are you married . . . Yet? sad
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 9:45am On Apr 22, 2009
romade:

i no fit laff cus awa mama, wyfs & daughters be women











but wetin self na just jokes o jare cheesy cheesy grin cool cool

irony of lyf

u no fit laff and u still dey laff

mykali:

romade, are you married . . . Yet? sad

why u dey ask?
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 9:47am On Apr 22, 2009
i laffed cus it just seems lyk an ordinary joke but satires the real world


myko u get offer 4 moi
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 9:53am On Apr 22, 2009
u still dey find after the one you abadon for lag
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 9:57am On Apr 22, 2009
e be lyk say benedicta & bennybabe be family o
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 9:59am On Apr 22, 2009
is that u major focus in lyf
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 10:03am On Apr 22, 2009
una no reach musterseed 4 my eye
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 10:13am On Apr 22, 2009
atleast mustarseed can move mountain

so we can move u
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 10:21am On Apr 22, 2009
person wey deceive u no do u gud at all cus ur best interest no dey im mind
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 10:26am On Apr 22, 2009
so u just knowing that, but u know say the person na u
Re: Women Wahala by Lolabbey: 11:07am On Apr 22, 2009
denials
Re: Women Wahala by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Apr 22, 2009
i no fir shout
Re: Women Wahala by Lolabbey: 12:52pm On Apr 22, 2009
write on a sheet of paper instead
Re: Women Wahala by elowa: 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2009
and paste it on the wall
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 2:01pm On Apr 22, 2009
for elowa
Re: Women Wahala by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Apr 22, 2009
romade ati benedictac
Are any of you interested in getting married? I know some wealthy suitors with dollars in their pockets? grin
Re: Women Wahala by sholabanke(m): 6:08pm On Apr 22, 2009
hhhmmmmm
Kidnapper don come again oooooo
everybody bewareeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Women Wahala by alimat2(f): 6:29pm On Apr 22, 2009
beware of what? sins money is involved no shaking
Re: Women Wahala by sholabanke(m): 6:32pm On Apr 22, 2009
i know u for that
May ur soul rest in peace
Re: Women Wahala by Lolabbey: 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2009
a dead man alrdy?
Re: Women Wahala by jamace(m): 2:05pm On Apr 24, 2009
Hmmm. Women wahala! just thinking aloud.
Re: Women Wahala by D1KeleVra(m): 2:06pm On Apr 24, 2009
dunno!
Re: Women Wahala by Lolabbey: 2:11pm On Apr 24, 2009
go get some rest pls
Re: Women Wahala by dani1luv: 2:15pm On Apr 24, 2009
thanks but no thanks
Re: Women Wahala by benedictac(f): 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2009
meaning what

mykali:

romade ati benedictac
Are any of you interested in getting married? I know some wealthy suitors with dollars in their pockets? grin

sorry i am married
Re: Women Wahala by Lolabbey: 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2009
exactly wht he sed
Re: Women Wahala by romsky: 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2009
he needs d dollars more than nigeria self
Re: Women Wahala by dani1luv: 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2009
dollar or Naira

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