Omotolu:
Seriously,it's good they retain you in the psychiatric hospital. You use 20 lines to dish out junks, only to conclude your meaningless story with just 3 lines. I don't blame you. I blame Nigeria for rendering her youth worthless.

I disagree with you.... The beauty of a story is suspense. Op, kept us in suspense all through.
He is also very creative. That's why he narrated his "short encounter" in very many words, and most of us are still waiting for part 2.

I laughed unconrollably all thru, especially from d part where u met her. & ur description of her brown like sand teeth

Gr8 sense of humour. Looking 4ward 2d concluding part l

ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale.

By the time i would wake up ,i found myself in a psychiatric hospital.. All my attempts to Tell the Nurses that am not mad proved abortive..

On the 3rd day,Kazeem"s Family later brought their mad kazeem and finally sorted out that am not kazeem. Kazeem was taken to ward 6.

Despite this,day refused to release me..
" Haa,we met him in chains with markings and cane lashes all over his body.. If we release him ,he is going to hurt himself "
one of the doctors would say...
.
I was even transferred to the master intensive care after out of desperation ,i attempted to escape with the help of inmate through the ceiling once and also held a doctor hostage in the 2nd attempt.

" He is thoroughly mad ""

" My experience in the psychiatric home, our my parent's found out about my whereabouts,My hilariously friendship with mad kazim,my funny escape attempts,how the 2go babe and her child forced herself on me and my confrontation with her former husband.,Aka Okugirito continues in

" How 2go relationship led me to Psychiatric home 2 ( Greater pains )

dis guy is da best...permit me to put dis story on my blog?? full reference to u and ur twitter handle...

fattbabakay:
dis guy is da best...permit me to put dis story on my blog?? full reference to u and ur twitter handle...

Don't put it yet.. Pm me first

chairman abeg wer u c fone

I haven't read fiction in a long time, started reading this because it sounded real and interesting from the first lines.

When I got to discover it was a made up story curiousity and the hilarious story line got me reading all the way to the end.

Classcaptain, this is entertaining and I feel you should make a carreer out of this talent.
There is one lady on nairaland who has just about this kind of sense of humor and creative story telling. Connect with her as she is already monitizing her gifts in a blog. Look up the moniker- naijasinglegirl

Op, for making my day since you started this your hilarious stories, pls pm/inbox me asap for I've got you a brand new Infinix 4 Fone. Atleast, there's always a starting point. Kudos!

abimbawealth:

Smh

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spiro4real:
Op, for making my day since you started this your hilarious stories, pls pm/inbox me asap for I've got you a brand new Infinix 4 Fone. Atleast, there's always a starting point. Kudos!

ma.Pls follow me for me to be able to pm u ma

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kelvine:
I haven't read fiction in a long time, started reading this because it sounded real and interesting from the first lines.

When I got to discover it was a made up story curiousity and the hilarious story line got me reading all the way to the end.

Classcaptain, this is entertaining and I feel you should make a carreer out of this talent.
There is one lady on nairaland who has just about this kind of sense of humor and creative story telling. Connect with her as she is already monitizing her gifts in a blog. Look up the moniker- naijasinglegirl

working on it boss

ClassCaptain:


ma.Pls follow me for me to be able to pm u ma

Its alright

ClassCaptain:

Don't put it yet.. Pm me first

aii...can I av ur number? or mail?

jayriginal:


Its the same guy that wrote that Mtn story.

That's why I called you.

Oh okay. Has he improved? I remember how awful the first story was

You are gud broda...so much suspence but finally u gt mind ooooh..

Guy ntin do u. Have been laughing all in d office 2day. U really make my day.  
( )
. Orie Wambe o!
/ \ ,
' ‎​. Tuale.!!!!

ClassCaptain:

working on it boss

Guy if you are still a virgin I invite you to lagos with all expense paid for and will make it worthwhile for you and have chick's with clean white shinning teeth take that your virginity away from you

You are a sure guy all men need to lost is virginity I lost mine to a crazy nasty family friend

Who did not take my virginity alone but along side with lot of guy in the family and we all manage not to get her pregnant 15 years ago

#lostyourvirginity

If you got Virginity to lose but guys and ladies then drop a word on here or on that hash tag

You are very creative person

LaraiBoluwaji:

Oh okay. Has he improved? I remember how awful the first story was

Lol. You're evil dear..

I actually read a bit of the story but not enough to assess him. I got to a point where his style got familiar and I figured he was the one, so I called you

tchiwinnie:
Uwcm. Cc literally means 'carbon copy'. Used to draw sm1's attention to a post. Also used wen sending email to more dan one person.

and lastly I don't seem 2 knw hw 2 send message on nairaland! What it does is to redirect me to email and people reply wit emails too, nt direct Nairaland Message!

jayriginal:


Lol. You're evil dear..

I actually read a bit of the story but not enough to assess him. I got to a point where his style got familiar and I figured he was the one, so I called you

I glanced through it. Still awful

There's room for improvement though

LaraiBoluwaji:

I glanced through it. Still awful

There's room for improvement though

Our son will grow. Have faith.

Lwkmd Awaiting Part Two oo

;DI cant stop laughing 4rm d beginning to d end....u 2 much jare.....i doff my cap 4 u...patiently waiting d concluding part

Maryclaire1:
;DI cant stop laughing 4rm d beginning to d end....u 2 much jare.....i doff my cap 4 u...patiently waiting d concluding part

November

ClassCaptain:

November

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Abigurl:
pls follow back

DONE

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Nigeriaismine:
You are very creative person

thanks

megley:
I laughed unconrollably all thru, especially from d part where u met her. & ur description of her brown like sand teeth

Gr8 sense of humour. Looking 4ward 2d concluding part l

Lol Thanks ....

kelvine:
I haven't read fiction in a long time, started reading this because it sounded real and interesting from the first lines.

When I got to discover it was a made up story curiousity and the hilarious story line got me reading all the way to the end.

Classcaptain, this is entertaining and I feel you should make a carreer out of this talent.
There is one lady on nairaland who has just about this kind of sense of humor and creative story telling. Connect with her as she is already monitizing her gifts in a blog. Look up the moniker- naijasinglegirl

ESE gan Sir

c4sam:
Guy ntin do u. Have been laughing all in d office 2day. U really make my day.  
( )
. Orie Wambe o!
/ \ ,
' ‎​. Tuale.!!!!

inu Mi dun pupo pe e gbadun e